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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 04:54

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Somewhere Jay White, Hikuleo, and Dragon Lee are googling "How to get out of a job offer"

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:21

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

I hope they send Stephanie�s stuff home in a trash bag

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:22

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

yea ok posted:

https://twitter.com/DoxxxyStocksy/status/1483151275827023881?t=oXxtU7br6Bwi43XtOvDa1w&s=19

folks the content is good

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:22

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:22

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Hefty Leftist posted:

Uncle Houd'i

Uncle Saudi was right there

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:22

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I hope they send Stephanie�s stuff home in a trash bag

lol

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Lid posted:

remember how they ousted Stephanie, the female CEO of WWE, and three hours later sold the company to a conservative misogynistic patriarchal theocracy?

Chick Fil-A owns WWE?

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

He does this, he does that
He�s got lots of pull, & he�ll cut you in half
He looks fine, he looks cool
He's his own man, & he's nobody's fool
Don't double cross him, or get in his way
Cause if you do, you�re gonna have to pay
To the Sau-di King
The Sau-di King
He's a Sau-di King
Sau-di King

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4dt8uWhtI

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

For the Saudis, Bray Wyatt is the right kind of spooky.
A woman's bare skin is the wrong kind of spooky.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Is this Saudi group hands on with the companies they own? Or do they sit back and let people pretty much do whatever as long as its profitable?

Every single woman on the roster has to be scared for their job right now.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:23

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I AM A RIYADH AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF NO WO-MAN

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:24

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Is this Saudi group hands on with the companies they own? Or do they sit back and let people pretty much do whatever as long as its profitable?

Every single woman in the roster has to be scared for their job right now.

They�re not going to get rid of the women and they�ll be praised as progressive when they don�t

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"Someone is back? What is this?"

You've been spreading lies that I've
Sold to the Jews, big time
Hey la hey la
Saudi's killed Jamal Khashoggi

"OH GOD drat YOU"

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:26

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hard times are when a woman has worked at a job for 30 years - 30 years - and they give her a watch, kick her in the butt, and say, 'Hey, a group of terrorists took your place, baby.' That's hard times!

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:26

LanceBurrito: Jan 6, 2013

The Heartbreak Kid, as he looks out at the crowd with tears in eyes and a laser dot on his head:

".....and if you're not down with that...."

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:26

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

Hefty Leftist posted:

Uncle Houd'i

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:27

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Is this Saudi group hands on with the companies they own? Or do they sit back and let people pretty much do whatever as long as its profitable?

Every single woman on the roster has to be scared for their job right now.

See for yourself!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/saudi-backed-liv-golf-is-using-pga-suit-to-get-data-on-911-families-court-told/ar-AA15XYw9

quote:

Saudi Arabia-financed LIV Golf and its feud with PGA Tour Inc. has divided fans, tested players’ allegiances and sparked legal battles.

It’s now taken a more sinister turn.
LIV, backed by the $676 billion Saudi sovereign wealth fund, was accused on Tuesday of using its US lawsuit against PGA to “build an intelligence file” on families of 9/11 victims who have been critical of the kingdom and its new professional golf circuit. The upstart has countered that the PGA is secretly running a “smear campaign” to take it down.

At the heart of the matter is PGA’s public-relations firm, Clout Public Affairs. Led by an ex-chief of staff to US Senator Ted Cruz, one of its other clients is 9/11 Justice, which is involved in a separate suit against Saudi Arabia related to the 2001 terror attacks and other atrocities, including the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Now Clout is also challenging a subpoena issued by LIV and accusing the tour of tapping a third-party firm to track the 9/11 group.

“LIV has brazenly hired a firm in the United States to track and monitor the activities of these 9/11 victims and families, while simultaneously, through the underlying lawsuit, using antitrust discovery to now sift Clout’s communications with these families, even if they have nothing to do with LIV, golf, or golfers,” Clout said in the filing.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:27

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

on the one hand, the Saudi's owning SNK is bad, on the other hand, Najd is coming to KOF XV as DLC, so it's a complex issue

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:27

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

the real issue is that WWE will have a shitzillion dollars to use to attract wrestlers away from other companies

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Is this Saudi group hands on with the companies they own? Or do they sit back and let people pretty much do whatever as long as its profitable?

Every single woman on the roster has to be scared for their job right now.

If the second part of the rumor is true and Vince is taking back full creaive control, then the women already have plenty to be scared of.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:29

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

MasterSitsu posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Is this Saudi group hands on with the companies they own? Or do they sit back and let people pretty much do whatever as long as its profitable?

Every single woman on the roster has to be scared for their job right now.

If it's like what they've been doing, it's just gonna be used for propaganda to show how "progressive" they are so I doubt they do something like fire every woman or something like that.

They want people to buy their poo poo and go to their shows and go visit the country and spend money there so it's in their best interest to present themselves like they're an awesome place and everyone loves them. That why they, you know, kill reporters who tell the truth about how it really is there.

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:29

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Decapitation for Loser Hunter

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:29

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

bonesaw jim duggan returning to the royal rumble

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:30

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Hefty Leftist posted:

the real issue is that WWE will have a shitzillion dollars to use to attract wrestlers away from other companies

let it all burn down for maximum comedy

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:30

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:31

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

a.lo posted:

Bah Gawd! The Saudi Prince will layeth the Smackethdown on all our candy asses!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

See for yourself!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/saudi-backed-liv-golf-is-using-pga-suit-to-get-data-on-911-families-court-told/ar-AA15XYw9

Oh yeah� we are about to see some next level scumbaggery. Will they still let people bow to Vince on tv tho?

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:31

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Drakkel posted:

Lmao

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:31

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

wilkins and wontkins are reporting that sami zayn has accepted a 20 million dollar offer to retire from wrestling for life

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:31

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

Drakkel posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:31

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I thought of how to make it look a lot nicer but I'm scared of it getting announced while I'm in the middle of editing

# ? Jan 11, 2023 05:32

In the Colosseum: Jan 2, 2008; They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.