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So many people showing their rear end instead of using the superior tissue.
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Anne Whateley posted:Ice-cold water up my rear end in a top hat is literal torture. Running an electric line and an outlet and keeping water hot 24/7 for a hot-water bidet is a degenerate level of decadence. I’m good with Charmin thanks Lol okay I have more permanent electronics in my bathroom (towel warmer, bidet) than in my bedroom
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Anne Whateley posted:Ice-cold water up my rear end in a top hat is literal torture. Running an electric line and an outlet and keeping water hot 24/7 for a hot-water bidet is a degenerate level of decadence. I’m good with Charmin thanks I used an extension cord and some command strips
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i like the cold water on my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:14 |
I use the cold water. It's fine
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:24 |
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I rigged a sodastream to my bidet
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:30 |
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Charmin is disgusting. My mom gets Charmin from Costco and it ends up shedding gross little toilet paper lint balls everywhere. With dark-colored bath mats it is really noticeable. Triple-ply Quilted Northern is the superior toilet paper, even if I can't get it at Costco. Cottonelle is okay if necessary, but is inferior to Quilted Northern. But they are both vastly better than Charmin. Yes, I have strong opinions on this.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:34 |
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You want Charmin strong or whatever. It's in the red bag not the blue. No idea if Costco sells that though. Or get the Sam's club version. Neither get gross like that and disintegrate but they are much softer at drinking my balls after a good bidet session Sam's club has the best toilet paper it's been said before and it's true. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Mar 7, 2023 |
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I don't think Sam's Club exists in my state, so even if I were wont to sully myself by going there it would require interstate travel, which seems a bit much just for toilet paper.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRL4l2GOqXk
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I don't think Sam's Club exists in my state, so even if I were wont to sully myself by going there it would require interstate travel, which seems a bit much just for toilet paper. enjoy your greatly inferior tp options, Sac. I will feel for you (sam club is 5 minutes away and my fee for the year for 30 bucks with a coupon for 1 year and i cancelled the membership so they wouldn't charge me in 12 months, ill make the 30 bucks back on gas pretty easy and i don't drive very often...i got bored and had 30 minutes to spend so i went in looking for cat litter (only one kind and its horrid, its so heavily scented) i just tried their TP for the first time and its actually quite good. I am not a zealot.)
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 05:56 |
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Wendigee posted:You want Charmin strong or whatever. It's in the red bag not the blue.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 06:03 |
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I have a water pressure bidet, and I just ran an outlet to my toilet for a future remodel. Should I upgrade to an electrified bidet or wait? Not sure if it's worth the upgrade cost. Eventually I'll replace the toilet and get one anyway, conceivably if I did replace it now I'd keep it through the remodel. My main hesitation is the toilet is like almond color and has a matching seat and I don't really want to make it look worse but if it makes going better that's OK.
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Fartington Butts posted:I rigged a sodastream to my bidet I feel this is saying something about Israel but I can't figure out what. edit: unless you have arctic-cold water I don't think the bidet needs to be heated. I was worried about that when I got it but maybe the anus is simply less temperature sensitive or something because I've never had an issue with temperature. Zachack fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Mar 7, 2023 |
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Angel Soft for my bum. For the longest time I never considered it, it just looked cheap and was always positioned as the lowest brand in the aisle, lower than the house brand even. But it's actually comparable to Quilted Northern in strength. I've had nothing but success with it, and I'm an aggressive wiper.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 09:38 |
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Fun fact if you buy fancy toilet paper, you are quite literally flushing money down the toilet. Cheap stuff will get most of the poo poo off your anus just the same.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 10:10 |
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Fartington Butts posted:I rigged a sodastream to my bidet Explains the username
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StormDrain posted:I have a water pressure bidet, and I just ran an outlet to my toilet for a future remodel. Should I upgrade to an electrified bidet or wait? Not sure if it's worth the upgrade cost. Eventually I'll replace the toilet and get one anyway, conceivably if I did replace it now I'd keep it through the remodel. Oh yeah it's worth it
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 11:34 |
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This thread has really devolved without Chinatown to reign it in
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Fun fact if you buy fancy toilet paper, you are quite literally flushing money down the toilet. Cheap stuff will get most of the poo poo off your anus just the same. Why not just use your hand? That's free.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 13:33 |
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Get the Costco pack of metamucil and avoid the decision altogether
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 13:41 |
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My Costco only has sugar free Kirkland Metamucil. So I buy the brand name, at Costco
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Fun fact if you buy fancy toilet paper, you are quite literally flushing money down the toilet. Cheap stuff will get most of the poo poo off your anus just the same. why did we have to lose chinatown instead of this guy
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Tiny Timbs posted:why did we have to lose chinatown instead of this guy Chinatown will be back to rescue us. He is resting, gathering his power.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 19:54 |
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Nah. Teach a man to Costco and he'll be Costcoing the rest of his life
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:41 |
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Breakfast. They called me mad. MAD!
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:42 |
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Would eat that. Probably with some sort of added sauce though
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:47 |
I wish Costco sold this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 20:49 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Would eat that. not pictured: pickled jalapenos and chipotle. I took the photo as a joke, then ate it all and changed my mind.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 21:21 |
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Fartington Butts posted:I rigged a sodastream to my bidet The CO2 carbonation should help the cleaning action, and with freshness.
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# ? Mar 7, 2023 21:34 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Chinatown will be back to rescue us. He is resting, gathering his power. The once and future poster, carried thence to the Forum of Avallon to be cured of his posting wounds
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 00:32 |
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BBQ Dave posted:Breakfast. Perverse
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 00:46 |
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mods ban all users who admit to shopping at sams club
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pencilhands posted:mods ban all users who admit to shopping at sams club
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:48 |
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Working on it.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:50 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Working on it. Interesting.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 01:56 |
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BJ's still ok?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 02:14 |
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They're better than okay if your mom's around
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Rao's twin pack on sale for less than $10, limit 5. I bought 5.
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