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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? they're all crime banks
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Mar 15, 2023 18:25
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their all crime banks op piss
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Mar 15, 2023 18:25
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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? ok one of the crime banks
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Mar 15, 2023 18:26
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FlapYoJacks posted:that was 3 years ago lol. lmao hey man at 24 they’re much more mature than at 21!
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Mar 15, 2023 18:26
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Paradoxish posted:Our banking system being such a fragile piece of poo poo that the crime bank can knock it over wouldn't be particularly surprising, no. when I was trying to figure out the funniest option for a surprise second bank collapse after the feds infinite money bluff on monday I wasn't accounting for international banks Credit Suisse with the steel chair is pretty funny, it means our dictatorship like control of the finance sector used to protect the corporate oligarchy can't really do a lot as it's not within our direct control to lie about and make poo poo up over Rectal Death Adept has issued a correction as of 18:29 on Mar 15, 2023 |
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Mar 15, 2023 18:26
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China made a deal with the Saudis to destroy the American and European banks
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Mar 15, 2023 18:28
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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? all banks are criminal
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Mar 15, 2023 18:28
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woulda been so much funnier if we got a woke bailout https://twitter.com/semafor/status/1636045008552837135
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Mar 15, 2023 18:29
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HSBC is the drug money launderer and DB is the general corruption launderer
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Mar 15, 2023 18:31
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:woulda been so much funnier if we got a woke bailout The collective a aneurysm that would occur would be timeless content
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Mar 15, 2023 18:31
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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? HSBC is the eastern crime bank, santander the western, DB and CS are the respectable crime banks, and WF is the guy outside the stadium scalping tickets they printed out on a low ink cannon
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Mar 15, 2023 18:32
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Oh poo poo. The big banks are cutting off Credit Suisse now. https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1636057918310084613
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Mar 15, 2023 18:33
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credit piss
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Mar 15, 2023 18:34
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:woulda been so much funnier if we got a woke bailout It must kick rear end to be one of these GOP talking heads, when something like a bank failure happens you just scream that it happened because the bank is too gay or whatever and within a few days half the country is repeating your bullshit.
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Mar 15, 2023 18:35
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None of this would've happened if banks were just giant vaults you can store your gold coins in
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Mar 15, 2023 18:36
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HallelujahLee posted:credit piss
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Mar 15, 2023 18:36
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:pissing, making GBS threads, puking boohoo this is a normal day at my work not a meltdown one
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Mar 15, 2023 18:37
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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? fanfic insert posted:HSBC is the drug money launderer and DB is the general corruption launderer Okay, got it, and Credit Suisse is the old money war crime bank.
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Mar 15, 2023 18:37
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SKULL.GIF posted:Oh poo poo. The big banks are cutting off Credit Suisse now. this feels like something? but its credit suisse
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Mar 15, 2023 18:37
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Bear market looking for suisseified economy
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Mar 15, 2023 18:38
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SorePotato posted:None of this would've happened if banks were just giant vaults you can store your gold coins in Wow, didn't know this forum openly supported J.K. Rowling's anti-semitism
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Mar 15, 2023 18:38
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Failson posted:Okay, got it, and Credit Suisse is the old money war crime bank. & wells fargo is the american identity fraud crime bank you gotta diversify if you want to maintain your portfolio in these tumultuous economic times
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Mar 15, 2023 18:38
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SKULL.GIF posted:Oh poo poo. The big banks are cutting off Credit Suisse now. This is accelerating
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Mar 15, 2023 18:39
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Mr Hootington posted:This is accelerating This is Bugatti Chiron levels of acceleration.
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Mar 15, 2023 18:40
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:wrap it up bankfailures *bank failure-ailures 
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Mar 15, 2023 18:40
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Now not just BNP, but US Treasury: https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1636059565635543042
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Mar 15, 2023 18:41
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opening up accounts at all the banks and moving money around hoping to cause a bank run
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Mar 15, 2023 18:42
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hope the us treasury realizes it's going to be responsible for bailing out every bank going forward
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Mar 15, 2023 18:43
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SKULL.GIF posted:Now not just BNP, but US Treasury: 
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Mar 15, 2023 18:43
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Lmao if credit suisse fails because of social media
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Mar 15, 2023 18:43
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That's Suisse, but it's what's up
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Mar 15, 2023 18:44
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SKULL.GIF posted:Now not just BNP, but US Treasury: so I’ve finally caught up on the thread first of all lol second of all apparently we are gonna bail out *checks notes* Switzerland lmao
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Mar 15, 2023 18:44
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Mr Hootington posted:Lmao if credit suisse fails because of social media Inshallah. Finally; social media doing something good for humanity.
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Mar 15, 2023 18:44
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the bank with holes in its leading operations was called Credit Swiss
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Mar 15, 2023 18:44
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RealityWarCriminal posted:opening up accounts at all the banks and moving money around hoping to cause a bank run  but lost all my savings within a few transfers from fees
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Mar 15, 2023 18:45
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Banks are like the fainting goats, they look fine till you spook them and then they go into shock Incredibly strong fundamentals
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Mar 15, 2023 18:45
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Logan's Bank Run
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Mar 15, 2023 18:45
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SKULL.GIF posted:Now not just BNP, but US Treasury: Lol, and may I add lmao
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Mar 15, 2023 18:45
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RealityWarCriminal posted:hope the us treasury realizes it's going to be responsible for bailing out every bank going forward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX0AkD4jp64
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Mar 15, 2023 18:46
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Bunch of dipshit failsons hyped themselves into a complete collapse of the global economy
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