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Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1636179138250678272?t=C-Bt6Lu1_SF3kbf22IbFJA&s=19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEZFdmwqG3Q neel kashkari, will save your drowning child and your economy!
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Mar 16, 2023 03:02
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i love kashkari. it takes some really powerfully crazy eyes to win my respect
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Mar 16, 2023 03:04
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Mr Hootington posted:Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself totally cool and normal content that is likely to make everyone feel better and stop withdrawing money
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Mar 16, 2023 03:04
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Mr Hootington posted:Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself Silicon Napa Bank
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Mar 16, 2023 03:07
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what a coincidence, I am also looking to borrow 54 billion dollars from the Swiss government
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Mar 16, 2023 03:08
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Borrowing $54b to halt a crisis means the crisis never existed in the first place. Checkmate, doomers.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:09
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:you cant just create money out of nothing One person's counterfeiting is another person's quantitative easing.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:09
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can i borrow $54b to form a failing bank, or do i already need a failing bank to qualify?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:10
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DancingShade posted:One person's counterfeiting is another person's quantitative easing. going to tuck this line away for when i start my counterfeiting operation
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Mar 16, 2023 03:10
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bank charters, get your bank charters here! one for five, two for eight!
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Mar 16, 2023 03:10
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i'll borrow 53.9
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Mar 16, 2023 03:11
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Al! posted:i'll borrow 53.9 don't you loving dare!!!
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Mar 16, 2023 03:11
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bob i'm gonna go with one dollar
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Mar 16, 2023 03:12
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it's time for the Goon Bank. in five years we'll all be in non-extradition countries or in federal prison
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Mar 16, 2023 03:13
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Mr Hootington posted:Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself Better get your money out while they still got it
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Mar 16, 2023 03:13
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Jon Irenicus posted:it's time for the Goon Bank. in five years we'll all be in non-extradition countries or in federal prison but we will also destroy the campaign of the 2028 democratic nominee for president along the way
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Mar 16, 2023 03:13
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never not lol at this forum of hillary supporters being her ultimate downfall
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Mar 16, 2023 03:14
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Raskolnikov38 posted:never not lol at this forum of hillary supporters being her ultimate downfall Technically, wasn't it the people who got kicked out of here and started other communities?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:16
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Eric Cantonese posted:Technically, wasn't it the people who got kicked out of here and started other communities? nope goons did benghazi and the email server lol
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Mar 16, 2023 03:16
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Raskolnikov38 posted:going to tuck this line away for when i start my counterfeiting operation Your independent federal reserve startup initiative. You can have that one for free too.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:16
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benghazi was a goonfleet op gone horribly wrong
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Mar 16, 2023 03:18
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Raccooon posted:Think my favorite attack on tik tok was that the US version makes people stupid while the Chinese version has guidelines to at least direct users towards educational things. Ignoring that the US version of tik tok is just exactly what all other US social media does and makes Americans stupid. I remember back as a cadet first my call on a ship in China. merchants would board to sell us knock off north faces, pirate DVDs, carved jade, etc. they all wanted “penetration porno”. at once point I remember about half a dozen of these guys saying “ penetration porno” in unison in the hall way on main deck. I guess what I’m saying is do not assume censorship like “direction towards education” works particularly well. one used to be able to tell if a political officer was onboard a Chinese flagged vessel by looking to see if unlicensed crew were out on deck downloading porno on their cell phones using mission to seafarer phone cards.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:18
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Mr Hootington posted:Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself loving lol
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Mar 16, 2023 03:19
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I got all my money in a credit union. So my 80 bucks is safe!
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Mar 16, 2023 03:19
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Raskolnikov38 posted:nope goons did benghazi and the email server lol goons did the email server too?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:24
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coelomate posted:goons did the email server too? yospos, bitch
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Mar 16, 2023 03:26
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JamesKPolk posted:yospos, bitch
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Mar 16, 2023 03:26
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Bar Ran Dun posted:
Great, just one of those sentences I'll think about for the rest of my life but unable to explain to anyone
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Mar 16, 2023 03:27
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Hubbert posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863637224531820565/1085626443364581486/1678779131253.mp4 the problem with capitalism is you don't run out of other peoples money
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Mar 16, 2023 03:28
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:For big laughs, TikTok should buy another US social media company. FourSquare? Pinterest? …Something……..Awful…?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:29
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703 posted:Great, just one of those sentences I'll think about for the rest of my life but unable to explain to anyone at-least you never had to hear it. i can still loving hear it.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:29
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we've completely disconnected the economies from the west from the productive economies of the world. free, untethered from the constraints of material reality, we can finally embrace our destiny i n f i n i t e money
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Mar 16, 2023 03:30
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JamesKPolk posted:yospos, bitch
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Mar 16, 2023 03:31
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Delta-Wye posted:we've completely disconnected the economies from the west from the productive economies of the world. free, untethered from the constraints of material reality, we can finally embrace our destiny can I borrow some of it for a home?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:31
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19 o'clock posted:can I borrow some of it for a home? no
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Mar 16, 2023 03:33
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19 o'clock posted:can I borrow some of it for a home? lol get hosed that’s so dumb no. the money is only for banks and other banks and hedge funds they owe money too. idiot.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:34
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I wrote "bank" on a name tag, can I get money now?
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Mar 16, 2023 03:36
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Mr Hootington posted:Credit Suisse is borrowing $54 billion from SNB to save itself Why would Credit Suisse have to go to the Saudis and kick off this whole mess if they could just get a loan from their own government? Second question, is this really a loan? If things are that bad at CS, is there really any hope of paying it back? It’s kinda like giving a junkie another hit. You know they are going to just piss away this cash over time and wind up crawling back to the government for more liquidity.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:37
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19 o'clock posted:can I borrow some of it for a home? you can have as much money to buy as many homes as you like, as long as you can prove you'll be responsible by already owning 100+ homes don't own any homes? need to buy one for yourself? you don't sound like a responsible member of the economy, serf
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