Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't know why, but "deuche bags" got me good

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't know why, but "deuche bags" got me good

Jedit posted:

Definitely a gimmick. Captain Rhodes is the rear end in a top hat military man from Day of the Dead.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Innocent until proven guilty.

Shaking lemur butt posted:

A bird in the slammer is worth two in the bush

Large Testicles posted:

Drake no: birds in the bush
Drake yes: a bird with a bush

Grassy Knowles posted:

I don’t think you know drake

SyNack Sassimov posted:

PERMACAV 50 posted:

Christ this is a flashback, I used to post on Ruthless and was active on there a bit after that time. CosmicStarGoat (OP of that thread) was some boomer shithead and everyone on there was so goddamned creepy about women/obsessed with the "no girls in our fort" idea they instituted a "no more female members" rule (there were never more than like fifteen active posters at any one time).

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Baron von Eevl posted:

I first registered looking for filez after having been a front page reader for years but never checking the forums. The first thing I saw was a forum called something like "the new files forum" which turned out to be fyad and drat near never came back.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I lurked for almost 3 years before I registered and my main reason for doing so was to get access to the files forum and other secret forums I was sure existed.

Whoops there were no filez and no secrets, just the same poo poo forever

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I lurked for almost 3 years before I registered and my main reason for doing so was to get access to the files forum and other secret forums I was sure existed.

Whoops there were no filez and no secrets, just the same poo poo forever

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I lurked for almost 3 years before I registered and my main reason for doing so was to get access to the files forum and other secret forums I was sure existed.

Whoops there were no filez and no secrets, just the same poo poo forever

Darthemed posted:

Origin story:



The onions are for a power boost.

Lobok posted:

Crime was his only option since nobody would give him a blow job.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I lurked for almost 3 years before I registered and my main reason for doing so was to get access to the files forum and other secret forums I was sure existed.

Whoops there were no filez and no secrets, just the same poo poo forever

Cthulu Carl posted:

I lurked for three years then bought an accountant by because my friend who was a goon kept linking me to threads I couldn't access because I had no account. Not even porn or files just "LOL, check this out" about three to four times a week.

I still don't know if I should thank him or curse him, but either way, Chad, I lay my posting history at your feet.

Splicer posted:

There's a bunch of secret unlisted subforums

Splicer posted:

There's a bunch of secret unlisted subforums

Marcade posted:

MarginOfError posted:

What is this poo poo Nazi Germany?

Why do you even allow us to choose our own passwords?

gently caress off to all the loving human being idiots who thought this was a good idea. Suck my cock.

I mean for gods sake how loving stupid can you be? Did you decide to drink some Drano before coming up with the pw requirements?

Do you know how loving long it takes to brute force a password with just 8 lower case letters + 1 number?


Your password is 10 characters long and has 54,295,036,789,760 combinations.
It takes 1,053.46 hours or 43.89 days to crack your password on computer that tries 25,769,803,776 passwords per hour.


Please ban me for making you look like loving chumps.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

canyoneer posted:

I remember a story about someone who bought a castle for a relatively small amount of money and quickly realized that living in a several centuries old stone building is not very comfortable. They engaged a contractor (from a very limited list of those qualified to work on heritage listed buildings) to price out adding central heating and cooling to the castle, or at least a few living areas. The quote that came back was something like 3-5x the entire purchase price of the property. The owner was shocked and outraged, thought he was getting ripped off.
Called another contractor for a second opinion. Second contractor agreed that the pricing and scope of work made sense and had to share the hard truth with the homeowner that you can't have archaic and heat it too

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

permabanning is too good for them

SimonChris posted:

EorayMel posted:

Can I get a loving refund for my $10.

Akett posted:

If you're trying to link LUE that one was board 402 for years before it even got notorious.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/spookysydney/status/1637675036927729664?s=20

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I thought he wasn't supposed to get arrested until tomorrow???

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/my3qoG7.mp4

Anime Store Adventure posted:

I know it’s mostly a function of there not being a good reference but that turtle looks absolutely massive in that last one!

BigHead posted:

To whom it may concern:

I write to offer a strong reference for my friend and fellow poster Anime Store Adventure. I have had the pleasure to work and post with ASA for almost twenty years, and during that time I have seen him/her display a constant upbeat attitude, a willingness to grow and flourish in difficult environments, and an aptitude for the most complex of posting nuances. During his/her time here on the forums, ASA consistently offered to help those posters less experienced than himself/herself. I recall one anecdote where a new poster ventured too far into BYOB, and ASA took it upon himself/herself to guide the poster back to the safety of GBS and PYF. For the next several months ASA mentored that poster into a fine upstanding young man. That is just one example of ASA's unerring dedication to making the forums a brighter place.

During his time on the forums, he earned himself a Dwarf Fortress gang tag. This award does not come lightly - Games is one of the most popular forums and Dwarf Fortress attracts only the most dedicated nerds. ASA had to rise far above in displaying excellence in posting to earn himself/herself that award. It was no accident, though, that he was unanimously chosen by his nerd peers for that haughty recognition.

In short, ASA is a joy to post with, and I give my highest possible recommendation for his/her hiring into any position on your forums.

Please reach out if you have any question.
Regards, BigHead



Now that you have a good reference I hope you can see that turtle better OP.

Karia posted:

stale milk posted:

really guys, im bad. seriously. why did i go to the effort of recording and editing this 9 minute video?? no its not to impress you, honest, im bad. really!!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

You've been repeatedly warned to use your shift key when posting. So congratulations, you are now being banned over not using your shift key!

mysterious loyall X posted:

Like many wholesome 56 year old communist goons, my journey to untennable, inane politics begins with ephepobelia and anarcho capitalismn in 2003, and ends with ephepophelia and chapo?trap house in februay of 2023. Sure I may have posted stuff like "based cosby stumping thr cucks," as an immature 49 year old in yospos 7 years ago, but dangling posts like that above me totally denies my weeks old struggle session and emotional maturation. It is certaonly an act of metaphysical, if not actial, violencr, and unfair to the 95% of goons who share similar stories to mine.

TheSwizzler posted:

gotta put my dry humpstravaganza on hold due to fried rice shits lomarf

Baron von Eevl posted:

You know in a show or a movie when someone wants to make it look like they're making out with someone and they have their back to the viewer and are kinda hugging themselves so it looks a little like someone else's hands?

So if a green ambulatory penis was doing that, but also it got so into the ruse that it jizzed a little.

dwarf74 posted:

I am a contentment creator.

sebmojo posted:

That's not what my mum said

flavor.flv posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I’m bigger, faster and stronger too
I’m the first member of the QCS crew

TheSwizzler posted:

His posts suck balls, he's got no grace
he lost his ik star at a record pace
he's got a weird thread in PMF
his modding so bad that he woke up Jeff
probating himself, just like a buffoon
this crazy SAD poster is a weird-rear end goon