- Finger Prince
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The ability to stay awake indefinitely, but feeling every bit of the fatigue from staying awake indefinitely.
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Mar 30, 2023 13:26
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May 10, 2024 01:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Really good at doing complex math in your head, if you consume fistfuls of wood chips and sawdust, which causes your ears to emit plumes of thick oily smoke. They call you Fermat's Furnace.
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Mar 30, 2023 13:58
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- Finger Prince
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The one thing that bugged me about 24 is Kiefer Sutherland's character, sometime around hour 20 and beyond, wasn't just constantly flip flopping between ravenous hunger and taking a poo poo.
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Mar 30, 2023 14:23
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- google THIS
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You can see the future, but you can only see yourself, and only at the next moment you decide to look into the future
So the only time your power will actually give you information is when you try to use it and you don't see anything at all
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Mar 30, 2023 23:09
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- Finger Prince
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You can touch rocks and see the entire history of their existence, but it's kind of overwhelming because human brains aren't equipped to deal with time on that scale.
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Apr 2, 2023 00:12
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a wizard but every time you do a spell you have to poo poo your pants a little or the spell doesnt work
So that's why they wear robes!
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Apr 2, 2023 19:39
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- The Voice of Labor
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really amazing boobs but they're were your ears should be
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Apr 6, 2023 07:05
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- Karate Bastard
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The Smell-O. You can stop criminals and strip paint off the walls with your astonishing b o.
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Apr 12, 2023 20:12
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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encyclopedic knowledge of sports stats with immediate recall but only for arena football league
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May 21, 2023 06:52
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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super speed but youre susceptible to realistic air friction
thanks Manifisto!
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May 23, 2023 01:06
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- Finger Prince
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Just a normal superpower like super strength or lightning control or something, but your parents weren't lawyers or doctors or bankers and therefore couldn't afford to live in Metropolis or Gotham City, so they moved out to the suburbs, and now there's no chance of you being able to eke out a living as your mild mannered alter ego and afford rent there. So, like your folks, you have to accept living in Dullsville, using you incredible powers to resolve parking disputes at the Costco. There's no mystical Triad shaking down the Panda Express. There's no otherworldly villain set on destroying the productive agricultural land, it was already bought up and redeveloped as townhouses, and everyone seems pretty OK with it. The fact is, your super powers would be better served fixing potholes, and finding lost pets.
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May 23, 2023 22:39
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- google THIS
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You can telekinetically move any object as long as you have at some point within the last 24 hours had the majority of it up your butt
Because of the deliberate preparation and embarrassment this involves (the time you rescued the mayor using his own favorite pipe comes to mind) you are often forced to improvise, thus on the street you are colloquially known as "The Monkey"
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May 24, 2023 04:43
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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infinitely stretchy rear end
thanks Manifisto!
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May 24, 2023 05:35
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You can make any object sound like a dobro;
You must at all times make something sound like a dobro.
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May 24, 2023 05:40
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May 10, 2024 01:39
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- Karate Bastard
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May 25, 2023 13:45
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