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Antigravitas posted:Here are some Ecken and Punkte: https://www.bundesgesundheitsministerium.de/presse/pressemitteilungen/eckpunkte-cannabis-12-04-23.html I admire your optimism, but under 25g is not legal. It's straffrei. Cannabis is still going to be under BTM and police can stop and search and harass you if they smell or suspect you are carrying something. With this reform they will just HAVE to let you go if it's under 25g, compared to now where they have the option to do an Ermittlungsverfahren(which then will be eingestellt by Staatsanwaltschaft in most cases). It's not a huge change.
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^^^^ Also in Bavaria they will find a way to make your life miserably you dirty addict. Perestroika posted:In a way it is the most German possible solution: "Want to get pot? Why don't you just make an e.V. about it?" Ah yes, just like the old saying that is the foundation of our governmemt: Wenn du nicht mehr weiter weißt, bilde einen Hopper fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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GABA ghoul posted:https://twitter.com/Markus_Soeder/status/1646116411696095234?t=GnVPSoEcr5r74Oy01f2vmA&s=19 Söder doesn't drink btw.
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Cantide posted:Söder doesn't drink btw. I KNEW HE WAS A FREAK!
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Cantide posted:Söder doesn't drink btw. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter that he doesn't use himself. You try suggesting something like an Ausschanklimit at the Oktoberfest or Dorffeste and he'll break every single one of your fingers for it, if you are lucky. Worst case you'll be floating down the Isar dead with a Brezel stuffed down your throat
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Cantide posted:Söder doesn't drink btw. History of abuse, maybe? Reformed addicts tend to be very bad about letting others use anything.
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Theres this story floating around of Söder telling waiting staff to bring him a Maß of Mineralwasser for events and then when they bring it he scoffs at it publicly and asks for a beer, to much applause Then proceeds to not even drink from it which nobody notices
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Broken fingers, various signs of struggle on the body. Hold on ... I think there is something stuck in his throat ... it's ... *pulls out a bratwurst with the tweezers, then another ... and another*. Is that ... drei ... im Weggla? I guess this man had the WURST day *puts on sunglasses* YEEEHAAW!
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GABA ghoul posted:Broken fingers, various signs of struggle on the body. Hold on ... I think there is something stuck in his throat ... it's ... *pulls out a bratwurst with the tweezers, then another ... and another*. Is that ... drei ... im Weggla? I guess this man had the WURST day *puts on sunglasses* GRÜSSGOTTLE!
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GABA ghoul posted:Broken fingers, various signs of struggle on the body. Hold on ... I think there is something stuck in his throat ... it's ... *pulls out a bratwurst with the tweezers, then another ... and another*. Is that ... drei ... im Weggla? I guess this man had the WURST day *puts on sunglasses* YEEEHAAW! 
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GABA ghoul posted:Broken fingers, various signs of struggle on the body. Hold on ... I think there is something stuck in his throat ... it's ... *pulls out a bratwurst with the tweezers, then another ... and another*. Is that ... drei ... im Weggla? I guess this man had the WURST day *puts on sunglasses* YEEEHAAW! 
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Zwille posted:https://twitter.com/ssamanmardi/status/1646281007778111490?s=46&t=U9-noZ1-LnfK-riQSG1xvQ I wonder how there is no a lawyer having a field say with poo poo like this. It has to be illegal.
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Hopper posted:I wonder how there is no a lawyer having a field say with poo poo like this. It has to be illegal. I assume there’s not much money to be made here.
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If I was a lawyer, I would do it for sport, just to get to these assholes on principle. But I guess that's why I am not a lawyer. Gotta be an rear end in a top hat yourself to be one.
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Tarquinn posted:I assume there’s not much money to be made here. Yeah, there was one of those sagas in the CSPAM economics thread. Clear case of retaliation, stole the deposit without providing any list of expenses, missed all deadlines at court small claims judge didn't read poo poo and awarded the landlord a few hundred bucks. Wonder if the situation is less bad over here.
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Hopper posted:I wonder how there is no a lawyer having a field say with poo poo like this. It has to be illegal. Reddit posted:Der Fall passierte bereits Januar 2021 und wurde lt. Berichterstattung NICHT juristisch (oder zumindest polizeilich) verfolgt. Die Tatsache, dass sowohl die Email-Adresse der Frauenärztin als auch die Anzeige selbst am Ende einfach spurlos verschwanden, deutet darauf hin, dass es sich vermutlich um einen Betrugsversuch handelte, wie auch in einigen Threads vermutet wurde.
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ty, saw it the other day and was wondering about it since it sure was very absurd and defo not the alltag at Wohnungssuche.
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https://twitter.com/dlf/status/1647391229460586498?s=46&t=U9-noZ1-LnfK-riQSG1xvQ On a lighter note: https://twitter.com/moabit/status/1647389496076369920?s=46&t=U9-noZ1-LnfK-riQSG1xvQ
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"A lighter note" jesus, I'm shaking and sweating, take post back, I'm begging you
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Bavaria is just a joke state, jfc. Remember when the Atomausstieg wasn't going fast enough for Söder? I do. Remember when they were blocking Südlink? I sure loving do. Remember all the other power grid dumbshit they pulled? Abstandsregel, Endlager, etc.? An absolute joke of a state. Just eject them and build a wall, and let them pay for it.
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Antigravitas posted:Bavaria is just a joke state, jfc. Every country has a Texas.
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Hopper posted:The clouds you see on this is the grime that the Kohlekraftwerke blast into the air that we need to compensate for the AKWs. Yeah, there's something uniquely frustrating about seeing libs running smug victory laps about getting the Atomausstieg done, while clearly operating under the assumption that Kohleausstieg will just kinda happen on its own any day now. But also, something completely different: I'm (hopefully) about to move and need to send some paper mail like an old. So I figured I am living in the future, surely there's a convenient way to just upload a PDF somewhere and have it sent out as paper mail. Oh look, the Post has that exact service, just like I hoped! Except it's been discontinued for private customers, and is now only available for business clients. However, if you have an account with gmx or web.de you still can use the same service as a private customer through them, though only after subscribing to a wholly different service. So clearly the infrastructure exists and is functional, it's just arbitrarily locked off unless you pay a random third party for it. What kind of nonsensical zwangsprivatisierter garbage is this? In the end, I found another third party doing it directly, after sifting through a bunch that either looked extremely sketchy or expected me to download some software locally to upload a simple pdf. Jesus Christ how is this country so bad at this? 
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Perestroika posted:Yeah, there's something uniquely frustrating about seeing libs running smug victory laps about getting the Atomausstieg done, while clearly operating under the assumption that Kohleausstieg will just kinda happen on its own any day now. Yeah, that thing was kinda baffling. Originally I though that Gmx had bought out Post or the other way around. Though the old post-service also required you to show up with your perso at the postoffice to activate it. The whole gmx post thing is free, btw. Needs to be activate by paper mail though, which takes a few days. And you get a few free briefs per month, but I haven't tried that part out yet. I used the post service to turn my pdfs into fax only instead of into paper mail, because they are still legally equivalent to paper mail, somehow. VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Apr 16, 2023 |
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It is important that essential services are split and parcelled out to as many separate private companies as possible, so everyone gets to skim profits. Speaking of, https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/union-vorschlag-deutsche-bahn-101.html
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I love sending real mail and I send cards and letters to friends all the time. there's something uniquely satisfying and fun about throwing a letter or card in a postbox and it then magically appearing at someone's house over the next days imho. also it's really nice to receive paper mail from friends and i love it!
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nawilo_420 posted:I love sending real mail and I send cards and letters to friends all the time. there's something uniquely satisfying and fun about throwing a letter or card in a postbox and it then magically appearing at someone's house over the next days imho. also it's really nice to receive paper mail from friends and i love it! This. It's a very nice gesture and especially in today's hyperconnected and hectic world taking 5 minutes of your day to focus on somebody and write them a meaningful letter or a postcard has even greater value than before imo.
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I don't really want a landlord, current or future, to feel valued, or enjoy reading my mail. An auto generated letter uploaded to, and printed by, some automated service represents exactly the level of respect they deserve.
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I hate receiving physical letters. Especially if they're emotionally loaded. I don't like paper clutter or excessive long time storage, but I still feel guilty when I toss those out.
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Great idea. This means as the only Bundesland with nuclear power stations, they will build an Endlager in their beautiful state, right? If they build one for their nuclear waste, they can take the nuclear waste from the rest of Germany as well. In this specific instance, Söder has my full support!
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Antigravitas posted:It is important that essential services are split and parcelled out to as many separate private companies as possible, so everyone gets to skim profits. really hoping like every time this is proposed they're gonna give up on this because it's gonna be a disaster
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https://twitter.com/CDU/status/1131562260609024001?s=20 Danke Merkel!
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Antigravitas posted:Bavaria is just a joke state, jfc. Bayernpartei remembers too 
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