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lol owned https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1652952744234237952
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:40 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:56 |
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Norton posted:a librarian told me drunk guys at bars in the 80s and 90s used to call up libraries all the time to settle trivia poo poo. now the same kind of guys believe any random thing they google and think americaneagle.info is the highest authority for information in the world
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:45 |
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Bar Ran Dun posted:it’s all app based is what they did. basically just walking up and getting in line is a no go anymore. thank you, technology, for making the experience of standing in a line somehow confusing
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:46 |
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90s drunk trivia library callers are now brain-damaged vaccine injury truthers
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:47 |
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smartphones have probably killed quizzo
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:47 |
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I'm disgusted. Couldn't they pad the bill any higher? There's legal hours, admin hours, programming hours, lunch, second lunch, billable pub meals, pub dinner, margaritas, you know that stuff isn't free and the user needs to pay his way. What a parasite.
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:51 |
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Norton posted:im spending $3k a day on lightsabers and milk with food coloring in it, im being scammed someone help! noooooo you don't understand, you're not just buying a lightsaber you are buying an experience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1y2vo0bkiY
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:53 |
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is pepsi ok posted:noooooo you don't understand, you're not just buying a lightsaber you are buying an experience quote:@woochi7542 Yup. Disney is doing them a favor by not literally taking the shirts off their backs so they can play with plastic toys. What's 3 grand to pretend you're still a kid and not some soon to be middle aged reality denier?
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:55 |
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https://twitter.com/economics/status/1653381095134486528?s=20
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:57 |
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my current belief where ai is potentially useful is not entirely chatgpt but rather giving input and getting analysis based on that input. there will still need to be human review but ingesting preexisting data and organizing it can save immense amounts of time. otherwise quite frankly it gets real loving annoying real quickly to have to continuously write endless prose into a prompt in order to get the output you want, and it doesn't work without context but even then still falls apart once you get past a certain amount of complexity. for example you might ask it to write some code but it doesn't know what it's in, like a specific sort of file like a class or view or whatever, so it spits out some code with useless variables or libraries that may or may not be real or up to date. you can tell it to not use that, then ask for some changes to the code a bit later, and it goes back to using the same loving library. it's very good at writing bullshit for loops and optimal algorithms that you can slot in so you don't miss something writing it from scratch, but you still need to do some amount of work.
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:58 |
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the alternative is talking to it and doing basically an advanced siri opposed to typing, but absolutely everyone loving hates using siri or any voice assistant so that'll never work
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:59 |
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I wouldn't trust an AI scipt bot to tell me to look up to see what color the sky was. A random image generator that can eventually poo poo out "fantasy castle with waterfall and princess on pony" has some entertainment uses if you're willing to keep trying until you get one that isn't obviously hosed up, I guess.
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# ? May 2, 2023 13:59 |
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euphronius posted:how did magazines and newspapers survive back in the day. I remember millions of magazines and newspapers In addition to being the only content available to people, they also used to be the primary form of mass advertising.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:00 |
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They didn't even make lightsabers on screen in the movies. Blatant copying of the Harry potter wand poo poo.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:01 |
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i trust everything the chat machine tells me because it has to follow the first rule of robotics
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:01 |
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Nothus posted:In addition to being the only content available to people, they also used to be the primary form of mass advertising. Back in the days when advertising money was spent on actual concrete readership numbers rather than unverifiable "views" which are totally not faked with bots or outright fraud, honest guv'nor.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:03 |
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Chad Sexington posted:They didn't even make lightsabers on screen in the movies. Wands stink
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:03 |
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haha you see we inverted the colors and changed some pixels so we technically do not have any copy of your image to delete, you cannot physically force us to do something logically impossible. qed love, the lawyers.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:04 |
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You didn't register your personal photo trademark with the fava bean ministry in India so per page 665 section B, paragraph 9, get hosed. Also that'll be ten thousand dollars.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:09 |
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Mola Yam posted:"how X can use ChatGPT" is everything now. it's all content. that poo poo has bubbled out of the linkedin sewer and is now covering the streets of youtube and twitter Yeah, where it's reaching the ears of idiot decision makers who don't understand that "this can write my dumb bullshit emails for me" is not the same as "this can do actual work"
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:15 |
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euphronius posted:smartphones have probably killed quizzo The competitions I've been to ban smartphones, but I guess there'll always be cheaters if the bars aren't looking. I don't know if it's that much of a problem, though.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:15 |
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How useful you think ChatGPT is to your daily work is unironically a very strong indicator of how useless your job happens to be
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:16 |
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Finally, 67% unemployment! Just like Volker dreamed of!
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:24 |
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It can’t write in LaTeX or do basic logic, it’s kind of infuriating. e: I thought the thread of well paid computer touchers would have seen how hard it is to get it to do math.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:31 |
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Paradoxish posted:How useful you think ChatGPT is to your daily work is unironically a very strong indicator of how useless your job happens to be this is my final
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:31 |
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ChatGPT customers to patronize ChatGPT businesses
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:34 |
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19 o'clock posted:ChatGPT customers to patronize ChatGPT businesses as more social media becomes driven by bot-generated content, more people will leave. their dormant accounts will get picked up by scammers using bots to run them, and soon all of facebook will become an entirely AI-generated ecosystem where the bot versions of ourselves do all the reading and commenting and consuming for us so we can live our lives again.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:39 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:as more social media becomes driven by bot-generated content, more people will leave. their dormant accounts will get picked up by scammers using bots to run them, and soon all of facebook will become an entirely AI-generated ecosystem where the bot versions of ourselves do all the reading and commenting and consuming for us so we can live our lives again. so, racism
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:40 |
I keep waiting for the first idiot at my job to get caught using GPT not realizing that's basically leaking our codebase and end up getting themselves blackballed from the industry
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:40 |
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Palladium posted:so, racism idgi
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:41 |
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Paradoxish posted:How useful you think ChatGPT is to your daily work is unironically a very strong indicator of how useless your job happens to be More important is how useful your boss thinks ChatGPT is to your daily work I think I could be ChatGPT'd away. Not because I think a fancy autocorrect can do my work better, but because my boss uses my work to make convenient lies anyway and the machine can do more useful lies because it doesn't care if it's wrong.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:41 |
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Chad Sexington posted:More important is how useful your boss thinks ChatGPT is to your daily work It's basically a race between the grifters driving hype and the blowback from trying to shove these models into places where they can do real damage.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:46 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I keep waiting for the first idiot at my job to get caught using GPT not realizing that's basically leaking our codebase and end up getting themselves blackballed from the industry It’s already happening and OpenAI is tiptoeing around how much access they have to what people have been sending it to compose work emails for them
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:57 |
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Frosted Flake posted:It can’t write in LaTeX or do basic logic, it’s kind of infuriating. People with means can still have artisan written code for personal projects, but chatPPG will be just fine for creating things for the public. Oh, it doesn't work? Must be an error on the user's end. Or foreign sabotage.
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:58 |
Mola Yam posted:"But why? Why did you commit these awful murders?"
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:00 |
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a.lo posted:Wands stink You might be using them wrong
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:03 |
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our HR flunky just posted a wall of text about it being international Harry Potter day in @here in # general could a AI do this??
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:10 |
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SOFI getting obliterated again today I bought regional bank crash puts for June this morning. fun lotto tickets
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:10 |
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https://twitter.com/SquawkStreet/status/1653401664055914496?t=_bG9OhFAS-BYQqXBKY_swA&s=19 https://twitter.com/DanielBZhao/status/1653401097262845954?t=L26MmbPP55xLLWmENnHw0Q&s=19 https://twitter.com/BLS_gov/status/1653399055999942657?t=AhWXDSuOq7VarXI0m4ZHQg&s=19
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:12 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:56 |
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Palladium posted:so, racism TayBook
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# ? May 2, 2023 15:13 |