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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Probably shouldn't admit this when I'm having a drink but I changed the "post your personally held unpopular opinion" thread title to "mediocre opinion" mostly because of Gripweed and silence _kit 's posts in that thread and everyone in there seemed to have taken the name change in stride with no complaints

PYF Very Good Insight

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Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Probably shouldn't admit this when I'm having a drink but I changed the "post your personally held unpopular opinion" thread title to "mediocre opinion" mostly because of Gripweed and silence _kit 's posts in that thread and everyone in there seemed to have taken the name change in stride with no complaints

lmao, thank you for sharing

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Karate Bastard posted:

That's how I'm going out.

My plan is to set up a script to spam bad takes in response to random messages. Honestly, I'll probably get a lot of praise for improving the quality of my posts.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Karia posted:

My plan is to set up a script to spam bad takes in response to random messages. Honestly, I'll probably get a lot of praise for improving the quality of my posts.

hook it into something to scrape posthumous takes to keep them on their feet

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

SMUG MEDIA SLUT posted:

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https://bendigo-acupuncture.com/product/3i-concentrate/


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3i Blackwater, alkaline water with fulvic acid.

Goji Berry Juice, and Chinese herb which will tonify your Jing and blood.

Contact directly for postage prices.

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Karia posted:

My plan is to set up a script to spam bad takes in response to random messages. Honestly, I'll probably get a lot of praise for improving the quality of my posts.

Seth will give you your own thread

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


This is a very good picture of Toad. Nintendo should retweet it

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Data Graham posted:

I'll hear what she's hearing

Captain Invictus has a new favorite as of 03:13 on May 2, 2023

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


from twitter had the best response imo
https://twitter.com/VicVela1/status/1652885408450232320?s=20

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
*Rereading the job description* "Ohhhhhh, organist"

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Outrail posted:

*Rereading the job description* "Ohhhhhh, organist"

*Re-re-reading the job description* "Ooh. Organist."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sees the instruction “Climactic”.

“Can do.”

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Platystemon posted:

Sees the instruction “Climactic”.

“Can do.”

crescendo molto espressivo con vibrato

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

public cums

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Magna cum loudly

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Tchaikovsky was a Romantic.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I would gently caress a tuba

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

I would gently caress a tuba

a tuba toothpaste is about your diameter

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

freeedr posted:

a tuba toothpaste is about your diameter

I do enjoy minty freshness

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

haljordan posted:

Yo people think it's a nightmare when a rich person dies and their heirs fight over the will but I guarantee you that poo poo is a MILLION times worse when someone without a pot to piss in dies. Their relatives will fight to the death over the non-existent pot.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Well, yeah. Who wouldn't want all that piss?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Literally A Person posted:

I would gently caress a tuba

Don't forget the valve lube

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

YeahTubaMike posted:

Don't forget the valve lube
lol gottem

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

YeahTubaMike posted:

Don't forget the valve lube

lol

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

Baron von Eevl posted:



Here have a picture of bigfoot signed by Gordon Lightfoot.

Tree Bucket posted:

That's great, but the other way round would be even more impressive.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Bregor posted:

*extremely Duke Nukem voice*

I’ve got Justin Steele

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Both from here.

1:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Chats with my friend who works in purchasing at a crime lab get wild sometimes:


steinrokkan posted:

Of course the pooled semen is cheap, they are buying it from your mom

2:

rydiafan posted:

$88 a ml?! I'd happily be an in-house supplier for that price.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Wonder what Peter North is up to these days

Brawnfire posted:

Turns out his high volume was because semen was mixing freely with urine from his bladder, something he's had multiple surgeries to correct. Now it's a sign the surgery didn't take: the cum-piss always disappoints North.

EDIT: And a third from here:

Inceltown posted:

It's pretty funny that they have a specific rule that says beekeepers aren't allowed to touch planes. What happened in the past to make them put that rule in place?

Lobok posted:

Beekeepers aren't allowed to touch planes because it's feared they'll buzz the tower.

CommissarMega has a new favorite as of 23:37 on May 4, 2023

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Wayne Knight posted:

The Pier 1 by me became a covid testing center.

Platystemon posted:

A trace of the true self exists in the false self.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

FrozenVent posted:

Ah so we’ve reached the stage of the collapse where the alternatives to the current leader appear. Of course these guys will all get murked, and the challenger will come out of the shadow at the last minute.

Reminder that the guy who took over for Hitler had been the guy in charge of submarines for most of the war.


Parkingtigers posted:

Well, they wanted the guy who had sunk the most time into his career.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Phy posted:

Moses went walking with a staff of wood
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Egypt was troubled by the
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Mr Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:ffgqa: Goons With Spoons › guids :ffgqa:

Positive Housemouse posted:

i love guidos. they are the HOTTESTT SEXIEST peice of human beings on the face of the earth. dayummm they turn me on

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Okay I really have to know what a crime lab uses pooled semen for.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Slip and slide at the company picnic

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Aphrodite posted:

Okay I really have to know what a crime lab uses pooled semen for.

Yeah I told a friend about the pooled semen and single source to gross him out but couldn't explain for what the CSI goons need it.

Someone, fill us in with the semen deets

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Aphrodite posted:

Okay I really have to know what a crime lab uses pooled semen for.

Wild guess: to use for points of comparison, to support some narrative of how a crime happened. Like, recreate circumstances believed to have happened and see if the result matches. Maybe?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Possibly some kind of group testing?

Ciao Wren
May 5, 2023

by sebmojo

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Yeah I told a friend about the pooled semen and single source to gross him out but couldn't explain for what the CSI goons need it.

Someone, fill us in with the semen deets

Analytic testing as a control. Also helps with the inevitable defense, "I didn't rape her. She's a slut who had sex with like five guys before me that night." Rape kit shows the semen more closely resembles the single source semen as opposed to the pooled semen.

Dolduck
Oct 15, 2021
I was hoping for some sort of Dexter-style jizz-spatter savant

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Aphrodite posted:

Okay I really have to know what a crime lab uses pooled semen for.

Dolduck posted:

I was hoping for some sort of Dexter-style jizz-spatter savant

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




kazil posted:

box in a dick

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ooh, a letter from prince Albert!

No. 6 posted:

Delivering the male

Soul Dentist posted:

Really, nobody's done "malebox"?

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