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from the same org that brought me mandatory overtime for the past several years:quote:We have thoroughly enjoyed the week getting to see so many of you. It has been a pleasure seeing the many smiles (and tears) as you have been engaged this week through various means by your division leadership to say thank you. They have been very intentional in ensuring you are shown the highest level of appreciation. there were no goodies
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May 15, 2023 15:12
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May 15, 2023 15:14
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:we have reserved opportunities to continue to say thank you. make sure you reserve opportunities to poo poo on company time
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May 15, 2023 15:20
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Xaris posted:lets see: promises made promises kept
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May 15, 2023 15:26
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ending covid by throwing what was it 1.5 million dead or whatever at it a good strategy
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May 15, 2023 15:28
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Willa Rogers posted:At Aldi's self-checkouts they show a video of you in front of you so I'd be too scared to gently caress around & find out, in case they're using lie-detection s/w or something lol. I know someone's watching that poo poo bc I had to call for help once & they saw what I was asking about. The camera at walmart has an item tracking algorithm built in. so if you forget to scan an item and go to make payment too soon it will lock down the register and alert a worker to assist and then replay the video with item it tracks highlighted in a box. they're getting really good. https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/walmart-using-ai-powered-cameras-to-spot-shoplifters-at-self-checkouts/
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May 15, 2023 15:30
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In Training posted:instead of reading this forum you should read some Marx and fill your empty vessel with light .
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May 15, 2023 15:30
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HallelujahLee posted:ending covid by throwing what was it 1.5 million dead or whatever at it a good strategy  we still have like 1k+ deaths a day from COVID in the US and health experts have said the total death count is most likely way underreported because no one’s keep track or required to at this point. The actual death toll is probably at least a million more than what the official tally is at
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May 15, 2023 15:46
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Business Gorillas posted:I honestly can't believe "I put vodka in my pussy for 2 weeks. Turns out it's a real bad idea, don't do it." articles weren't a viable business model making a TV show to send some trust fund kid around the world to do drugs was a bad investment??
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May 15, 2023 15:47
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RadiRoot posted:The camera at walmart has an item tracking algorithm built in. so if you forget to scan an item and go to make payment too soon it will lock down the register and alert a worker to assist and then replay the video with item it tracks highlighted in a box. they're getting really good. Yeah I had that pop up for me when I was using the self check out, I was scanning poo poo and missed a scan but it doesn't go off immediately it just hangs the self checkout. it beeped like it scanned the next thing but didn't actually scan lol then some worker had to come over and look at it and figure out to make it scan again. lol every day in this dumb country everything is more stupider and more annoying may allah smite the great satan
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May 15, 2023 15:47
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Dr. VooDoo posted:
mild, endemic, stable, strong, healthy, safe, secure
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May 15, 2023 15:50
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Business Gorillas posted:I honestly can't believe "I put vodka in my pussy for 2 weeks. Turns out it's a real bad idea, don't do it." articles weren't a viable business model vox/vice/buzzfeed/etc was just an upper east side trust fundies parachute
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May 15, 2023 15:59
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Taima posted:But the completely honest truth is that poo poo is bumming me out so bad lately. It's so easy to see that unless something changes, the world will be a pretty horrible place going forward. Too many bad things happening at once.
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May 15, 2023 16:05
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https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1658125189777969154 https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/15/consumer-debt-passes-17-trillion-for-the-first-time-despite-slide-in-mortgage-demand.html
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May 15, 2023 16:14
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The wheels continue to fall off, yet Number remains unconcerned. Impressive
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May 15, 2023 16:24
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skaboomizzy posted:my dad has four pensions plus Agent Orange disability payments (backpaid), he is in his 80s and making more money per month than I ever will and all his cancer treatments for the past four years have been completely paid for That's basically my neighbor! Retired before 60 on two pensions that allowed him to completely pay off his house and buy a new BMW every two years. He's in his 80s now, has always lived alone, but of course needs two cars because the M3 can't be a daily driver. The two companies he has pensions with are literally the only two companies he's ever worked for in his entire life; the first one was the job he got while in college. He's also a massive MAGA racist.
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May 15, 2023 16:27
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FistEnergy posted:The wheels continue to fall off, yet Number remains unconcerned. Impressive Let them eat debt!
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May 15, 2023 16:32
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err posted:https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1658125189777969154 but all those excess savings!
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May 15, 2023 16:32
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err posted:https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1658125189777969154 but the excess savings! e; lol 
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May 15, 2023 16:32
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FistEnergy posted:The wheels continue to fall off, yet Number remains unconcerned. Impressive Extremely wealthy people are doing just fine, and that's all that Number is really about.
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May 15, 2023 16:33
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FistEnergy posted:The wheels continue to fall off, yet Number remains unconcerned. Impressive haven’t really figured out why or how it’s been kept oddly low
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May 15, 2023 16:38
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err posted:https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1658125189777969154 Let's see, there's ~260M adults in the US so that's an average of ~$65k per person. edit: somehow missed the word household, i'm a dummy nevermind edit2: ok 124M US households per the last census so that's ~$137k per household is pepsi ok has issued a correction as of 16:44 on May 15, 2023 |
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May 15, 2023 16:42
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Xaris posted:one of the very interesting phenomenon right now is how VIX seems to be artificially low the past year despite all the explosions going off including 3 major bank failures. even back in the oxsnard era it would routinely go off and historically has tracked high yield bonds like hyg. now high vol would actually rupture the financial markets with all the leveraging I think traditional financial institutions are learning from how crypto exchanges have brought number massaging to ever newer heights. the liquidity has been steadily draining as whales exit, but they're careful to avoid collapse in prices, lest the bagholders wise up
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May 15, 2023 16:44
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more debt means more money for them, number up
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May 15, 2023 16:45
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Xaris posted:one of the very interesting phenomenon right now is how VIX seems to be artificially low the past year despite all the explosions going off including 3 major bank failures. even back in the oxsnard era it would routinely go off and historically has tracked high yield bonds like hyg. now high vol would actually rupture the financial markets with all the leveraging one theory is the options action is now in same day contracts which the vix doesn't track apparently they are making another vix like thing tracking thst
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May 15, 2023 16:46
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energy companies are just sitting on record amounts of cash right now, inflation be damned https://twitter.com/lines_down/status/1656428393175601152
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May 15, 2023 16:46
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webcams for christ posted:I think traditional financial institutions are learning from how crypto exchanges have brought number massaging to ever newer heights Xaris has issued a correction as of 16:50 on May 15, 2023 |
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May 15, 2023 16:47
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Call me crazy, but Wasn't it like less than a month ago that Biden made a speech about how in his first two years of office he "massively" reduced the U.S Debt? Will lmao if this is true
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May 15, 2023 16:47
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May 15, 2023 16:47
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webcams for christ posted:energy companies are just sitting on record amounts of cash right now, inflation be damned They're just waiting to buy up some countries military assets when the prices start falling
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May 15, 2023 16:49
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Xaris posted:I think this is true but even trying to ask if they’re rigging volatility makes me feel like I’m crazy because no one else has even blinked an eye that it’s still zero despite credit sussie and svb and frc imploding and tons teetering on the brink neither bank actually imploded though. they had liquidity crunches which were fully absorbed and backstopped by larger institutions.
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May 15, 2023 16:50
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:mild, endemic, stable, strong, healthy, safe, secure Only the very infirm and economically useless die, so COVID is actually making us stronger. We will fight WW3 with COVID super soldiers.
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May 15, 2023 16:51
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Xaris posted:I think this is true but even trying to ask if they’re rigging volatility makes me feel like I’m crazy because no one else has even blinked an eye that it’s still zero despite credit sussie and svb and frc imploding and tons teetering on the brink. to say nothing of the debt ceiling sideshow It's not like something as important as the LIBOR rate could be fixed...
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May 15, 2023 16:55
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New mortgages are plummeting.
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May 15, 2023 16:59
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webcams for christ posted:energy companies are just sitting on record amounts of cash right now, inflation be damned they should invest that money into residential rental real estate
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May 15, 2023 17:00
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well yeah housing prices are still like pandemic bubble 800k-1.5m pricing for ‘starter home’ in most desirable cities and still like 400-700k in less so places, but now like 7% mortgage rates. no one is going to get a mortgage
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May 15, 2023 17:02
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webcams for christ posted:neither bank actually imploded though. they had liquidity crunches which were fully absorbed and backstopped by larger institutions. Yeah, the crash happened in 2020 and these are just the aftershocks of bigger banks gobbling up the smaller ones.
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May 15, 2023 17:03
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SKULL.GIF posted:New mortgages are plummeting. There was a very, very brief window where I think realtors could really sell the idea of transitory high rates and that window is over. Everyone who could theoretically buy in that environment has already done so, and everyone waiting for lower rates is probably slowly realizing that buying now may mean living with a $3k/month mortgage for years.
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May 15, 2023 17:04
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Willa Rogers posted:At Aldi's self-checkouts they show a video of you in front of you so I'd be too scared to gently caress around & find out, in case they're using lie-detection s/w or something lol. I know someone's watching that poo poo bc I had to call for help once & they saw what I was asking about. Just dress like (or be) an old person, put on a grey-haired wig and fake coke-bottle glasses, and act confused if you get called out. "Oh, these new machines are so confusing, I thought I put in 12 not 1, gosh darn."
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Xaris posted:I think this is true but even trying to ask if they’re rigging volatility makes me feel like I’m crazy because no one else has even blinked an eye that it’s still zero despite credit sussie and svb and frc imploding and tons teetering on the brink. to say nothing of the debt ceiling sideshow all those things were too volatile to include. you want to look at core volatility, which is still strong and stable
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