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Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

yes that's the joke

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ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Perestroika posted:

This actually made me wonder: Are Geiger counters still built in a way where detecting radiation directly leads to them making that particular sound? Or are they just fully digital now and there's just a sound chip inside translating the readings into the familiar sound?

The detection of a particle still leads to an electrical pulse, so you can just amplify that pulse to get audio for free in addition to counting pulses per second or whatever else you're doing to arrive at your displayed value.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Barry Bluejeans posted:

I'm stillllllll in a dreaaaaaam
Snake yeeter


Metal gear solid: snake yeeter

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

Perestroika posted:

This actually made me wonder: Are Geiger counters still built in a way where detecting radiation directly leads to them making that particular sound? Or are they just fully digital now and there's just a sound chip inside translating the readings into the familiar sound?

Geiger muller tubes all create short voltage pulses as a matter of function so it's pretty trivial to hook those pulses up to a speaker for audio feedback, It's a nice feature to have if you are just frisking around so you don't have to look at the meter till you find some activity.

The other kind of detectors are Scintillators basically a big chunk of crystal that fluoresces when exposed to radiation hooked up to a photo sensor of one kind or another, they can be hooked up to a beeper but a far more useful thing to do with them is to hook them into spectrum analyzer so you can figure out not just how much radiation it is detecting but also exactly what Isotopes are emitting it neat stuff imo.

I was looking into getting this one until the loving russians decided to invade Ukraine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5RFMfkIbnU

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Neat

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1666400285059629063?t=_stO6jRQCSgArCxZbRk8_w&s=19

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

The emissions are all alpha particles. They can’t penetrate the nitrile gloves or for that matter bare skin. It’s only a danger if you eat or inhale the dust.

Also the activity of depleted uranium s extremely low. A kilogram of DU is roughly as radioactive as an adult human. You've got far more to be concerned about because it's a toxic heavy metal, like lead, but again: gloves.

You can make a geiger counter click like that for almost anything, it depends on what it's scaled for.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The best way to detect radiation is by building a bubble chamber and making "pew pew" sounds yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlvK5OlGF2A

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the sun is a real dick with the radiation

really it's the perfect thing to worship. it's the source of all life, but it also gives you cancer just to remind you that you ain't poo poo

RDM
Apr 6, 2009

I LOVE FINLAND AND ESPECIALLY FINLAND'S MILITARY ALLIANCES, GOOGLE FINLAND WORLD WAR 2 FOR MORE INFORMATION SLAVA UKRANI

Platystemon posted:

The emissions are all alpha particles. They can’t penetrate the nitrile gloves or for that matter bare skin. It’s only a danger if you eat or inhale the dust.
A GM won't detect alpha at all for the exact reason that it doesn't penetrate anything, including the detector (it's also useless for low-energy beta for the same reason).

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I know they're doing a King of the Hill joke, but do they even still make WD40 with the old style lids any more?

I've only seen the new design for years now.


Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

RDM posted:

A GM won't detect alpha at all for the exact reason that it doesn't penetrate anything, including the detector (it's also useless for low-energy beta for the same reason).

Geiger counters will certainly detect alphas and low-energy betas, there's a very thin mica window in the detector probe for that reason. Yes, it's got to be right up near the source but they were invented to detect alphas in alpha-scattering experiments.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jun 7, 2023

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Holy poo poo

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

nomad2020 posted:

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

gently caress everyone who got that person into that lift. Jesus christ.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
What was that? A washing machine or something?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Robobot posted:

What was that? A washing machine or something?

Nope! As much as Lowe’s employees may be presented as inanimate, expendable objects, that was in fact an actual human.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Looks like a patio chair

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

nomad2020 posted:

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

I wish I could be shocked, but in our warehouse people literally shimmy up the shelves like lizards to fetch things like that no matter what I loving tell them. I don't think anything less than the threat of firing would affect them.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Perestroika posted:

This actually made me wonder: Are Geiger counters still built in a way where detecting radiation directly leads to them making that particular sound? Or are they just fully digital now and there's just a sound chip inside translating the readings into the familiar sound?

Kinda. The pulse from the actual detector is filtered/shaped to some extent by very basic circuitry that determines the sound when driven through a speaker. The waveform looks like a delta function but with decay on the trailing edge (with the decay time affecting the sound+volume when you have multiple pulses close together). The core of the sound is just from popping the speaker by driving it to it's limit, so in my tests I found that the type of speaker membrane had a huge effect on the tone generated (presumably because the speaker membrane would rattle/resonate slightly when it popped).

I had a whole bunch of waveforms saved from inside my geiger counter and inside its speaker when I was trying to build a modernized speaker for it, but IDK where I put them. Also in the end I couldnt beat the great specs of the antique analog speaker unit, which was rated for 1000 hours on a small battery.

http://www.civildefensemuseum.com/southrad/eberline-sk1.html

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/Mh5yIvs.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

loving terrible launch from the lambo too.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Sagebrush posted:

loving terrible launch from the lambo too.

Probably didn't want it to catch on fire

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

nomad2020 posted:

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

gently caress the guy recording that egging them on to do wildly unsafe poo poo

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

nomad2020 posted:

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

A friend of mine worked at a home depot in the LA area, and the safety violations and incidents he talked about were absolutely egregious. Customers nearly getting crushed by a falling pallet of 5 gallon paint buckets because they were left on an extended forklift with no cones, stuff like that.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Thats FarmTruck. Still around I think, was originally built for one of those horrible TLC reality racing shows. Still a loving awesome sleeper. There’s videos of it crushing just about any and every performance or super car you can think of at a drag race.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




MrYenko posted:

Thats FarmTruck. Still around I think, was originally built for one of those horrible TLC reality racing shows. Still a loving awesome sleeper. There’s videos of it crushing just about any and every performance or super car you can think of at a drag race.

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Absolutely would NOT

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rtmrx2EQ7E1xoyw8p.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

For some reason my mind immediately thinks "put a WRC stage on that road and hope the road doesn't break up"

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




Where is this?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Looks like a patio chair

I was about to say "looks like one of those plastic rattan chairs they aren't so bad weight wise" but I guess not???

PurpleXVI posted:

I wish I could be shocked, but in our warehouse people literally shimmy up the shelves like lizards to fetch things like that no matter what I loving tell them. I don't think anything less than the threat of firing would affect them.

When I worked part time in an electrical store stockroom one of the full time warehouse guys carried a 32 inch widescreen crt TV up two flights of stairs by himself, refusing all help.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Shooting Blanks posted:

Where is this?

China, of course. Shiziguan specifically. https://www.dangerousroads.org/asia/china/11199-driving-on-water-surface-through-the-shiziguan-floating-bridge.html

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

wowwww that poo poo needs a wheelie bar

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


SmokaDustbowl posted:

wowwww that poo poo needs a wheelie bar

On some of the runs with a better camera angle that truck is very noticeably bending and only 3 wheels are on the ground for a significant length of time.

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

SLOSifl posted:

The best way to detect radiation is by building a bubble chamber and making "pew pew" sounds yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlvK5OlGF2A
A cloud chamber is something else than a bubble chamber. The latter requires an airtight chamber with a piston to lower the pressure and blow up any bubbles formed by collisions, the former just a low temperature and IPA or something similar.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Send a dump truck down it so I can surf the tidal bore.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

This is the automotive equivalent of the scene in a martial arts movie when the roided out meathead tries to threaten the smiling little bald guy. Just walk away dude, there's no way this ends well for you.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

nomad2020 posted:

Unsafe working condition and inadequate training.

https://imgur.com/a/UVbnWaP

Trauma flashbacks to temping at Best Buy in the tube TV era.

E: can't get that to embed

TW the dude in the lift is in some clear distress and starts wailing out in pain halfway through JFC

And put the dude behind the camera in the stockade

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