Chief McHeath posted:got so horny on main his mom unplugged the router lol Lmao
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:03 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:05 |
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idiot CEO: "try to regulate deez ive got a gold fringed flag bitch lmao" chuds: "I sleep" idiot CEO: "more young people (to pay less). Fewer 50 year old white men plz" chuds: "GO WOKE YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:04 |
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freelop posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Messenia_migrant_boat_disaster you mean like this one from a few days ago? Oh c'mon! Wiki says they initiated a MASSIVE search and rescue operation.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:04 |
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Chief McHeath posted:got so horny on main his mom unplugged the router lol my man got Kiwi Farmed
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:04 |
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How long until we learn the one survivor was using the bodies of the others to brace the hull
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:04 |
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smoobles posted:why snapping pictures of the aftermath for medical training manuals it's pretty rare you get to illustrate what happens to 5 human bodies imploding
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:05 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh, Larry's great fun... He's tremendous chum
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:05 |
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DandyLion posted:Except they're not really pulling out ALL the stops. I'd wager the US Gov resistance to opening the circus tent and letting any/all available parties help with this is probably indicative of the fact that anyone with any iota of experience knows there's no way to rescue them and the best you can hope for is to find the wreckage (which is much less time critical and doesn't necessitate risking rescuers lives on a fair tale).... From what I understand they're treating it as a training opportunity for the Navy/Coast Guard. Gathering some experience and data for when they have to do this for military subs when WW3 breaks out.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:05 |
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So that's why there's been so much rattling
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:05 |
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Death By SnuSnu posted:Oh c'mon! Wiki says they initiated a MASSIVE search and rescue operation. It looks like the Greek coast guard spends more time editing wiki pages than rescuing people
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:06 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh, Larry's great fun... Lol
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:06 |
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Further Reading posted:Apparantly even their non-disaster voyages sometimes didn't make it to the titantic. There was a no refund policy. Lmao he could have claimed "rough waters" every trip, or just played pre-recorded video of the Titanic on the monitors. This guy built a con able to pull a million dollars a day scamming billionaires out of their pocket change, but huffed enough of his own farts to think he was the real deal.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:06 |
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between this and the Byford Dolphin accident we will have both ends of the spectrum of what massive sudden pressure changes do
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:06 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:So that's why there's been so much rattling It turns the contents into a fine red spray.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:06 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:CNN reporting that medical personnel have joined the search. I suppose you could call a coroner medical personnel.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:09 |
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Snowy posted:It looks like the Greek coast guard spends more time editing wiki pages than rescuing people Maybe massive was mis-translated from Greek?
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:13 |
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fishing with the fam posted:I suppose you could call a coroner medical personnel. You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water?
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:14 |
Death By SnuSnu posted:You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water?
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:15 |
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Death By SnuSnu posted:You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water? The human mouth
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:15 |
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the billionaire goo got eaten by crabs already for sure
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:16 |
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if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:16 |
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Ok but they better be recycling that. We need to think of the turtles.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:17 |
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Alan Smithee posted:if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people statistically you've eaten at least one atom that belonged to Julius Caesar
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:17 |
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SchrodingersCat posted:The human mouth 🤮
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:18 |
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Lots of boat at the spot compared to yesterday
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:18 |
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I haven't been following the news but I did see a billionaire died doing something they brought upon themselves. So for that I am happy.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:18 |
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Imagine if Ted Lasso were on the sub lol Guys the hypoxia isn't that bad if you meditate while it's happening. It's very spiritual
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:18 |
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HonorableTB posted:lets put it this way they managed to kill themselves in a way that like practically nobody on this forum could afford to do I hereby announce the Golden Guillotine awards
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:19 |
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Alan Smithee posted:if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people I guess this is really just a semantic argument deciding at which point you're skeeved out.... "We're all just stardust auto-fellating itself" ~ Carl Sagan (probably)
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:19 |
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smoobles posted:statistically you've eaten at least one atom that belonged to Julius Caesar *stares at caesar salad*
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:20 |
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Alan Smithee posted:idiot CEO: "try to regulate deez ive got a gold fringed flag bitch lmao" Now we need some shitlibs to accept this framing and defend his exemplary and heroic hiring practices, and the culture war is complete.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:20 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:21 |
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Fansy posted:Now we need some shitlibs to accept this framing and defend his exemplary and heroic hiring practices, and the culture war is complete. "Millennials are ruining sea exploration" - Forbes prob
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:22 |
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lmao
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:22 |
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Just remember, the next time you swim in the ocean and accidentally swallow some water you finally get to eat the rich.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:23 |
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SwissDonkey posted:Like a very very quick hydraulic press, except made of spiky carbon fibre and metal. These people turned into a pink cloudy patch in the water It's pretty wild, the pressure at those depths. That pocket of space would get compressed ~100:1 in a handful of microseconds. This would generate temps in the tens of thousands of degrees, nearly instantly. That mix of greasy humans, logitech controllers and air literally going off like the diesel/air mix in a piston. So the best of both worlds really; imploded and exploded billionaires!
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:23 |
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Wee posted:Lots of boat at the spot compared to yesterday Those boats in Bermuda are pushing their luck
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:23 |
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Blitter posted:It's pretty wild, the pressure at those depths. That pocket of space would get compressed ~100:1 in a handful of microseconds. Yeah this is the part my mind keeps going to (when I'm not thinking about them spending 3 days in poop and vomit fumes) Just alive one moment, gone the next, with no concept of it happening
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:25 |
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smoobles posted:Yeah this is the part my mind keeps going to (when I'm not thinking about them spending 3 days in poop and vomit fumes) the whole event would be over quicker than the nerve signals could reach your brain (assuming there was a brain left to receive them that is)
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 15:25 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:05 |
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Movie rights secured. The best minds at the studio are figuring out how to make a cinematic universe of this.
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