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i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

Chief McHeath posted:

got so horny on main his mom unplugged the router lol

Lmao

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
idiot CEO: "try to regulate deez ive got a gold fringed flag bitch lmao"

chuds: "I sleep"

idiot CEO: "more young people (to pay less). Fewer 50 year old white men plz"

chuds: "GO WOKE YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Oh c'mon! Wiki says they initiated a MASSIVE search and rescue operation.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chief McHeath posted:

got so horny on main his mom unplugged the router lol

my man got Kiwi Farmed

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


How long until we learn the one survivor was using the bodies of the others to brace the hull

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


snapping pictures of the aftermath for medical training manuals

it's pretty rare you get to illustrate what happens to 5 human bodies imploding

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, Larry's great fun...



He's tremendous chum

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007

DandyLion posted:

Except they're not really pulling out ALL the stops. I'd wager the US Gov resistance to opening the circus tent and letting any/all available parties help with this is probably indicative of the fact that anyone with any iota of experience knows there's no way to rescue them and the best you can hope for is to find the wreckage (which is much less time critical and doesn't necessitate risking rescuers lives on a fair tale)....

From what I understand they're treating it as a training opportunity for the Navy/Coast Guard. Gathering some experience and data for when they have to do this for military subs when WW3 breaks out.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

So that's why there's been so much rattling

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Death By SnuSnu posted:

Oh c'mon! Wiki says they initiated a MASSIVE search and rescue operation.

It looks like the Greek coast guard spends more time editing wiki pages than rescuing people

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, Larry's great fun...



Lol

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Further Reading posted:

Apparantly even their non-disaster voyages sometimes didn't make it to the titantic. There was a no refund policy.

Lmao he could have claimed "rough waters" every trip, or just played pre-recorded video of the Titanic on the monitors. This guy built a con able to pull a million dollars a day scamming billionaires out of their pocket change, but huffed enough of his own farts to think he was the real deal.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

between this and the Byford Dolphin accident we will have both ends of the spectrum of what massive sudden pressure changes do

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BOOTY-ADE posted:

So that's why there's been so much rattling

It turns the contents into a fine red spray.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Pope Corky the IX posted:

CNN reporting that medical personnel have joined the search.

I suppose you could call a coroner medical personnel.

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Snowy posted:

It looks like the Greek coast guard spends more time editing wiki pages than rescuing people

Maybe massive was mis-translated from Greek?

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

fishing with the fam posted:

I suppose you could call a coroner medical personnel.

You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water?

i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

Death By SnuSnu posted:

You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water?

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SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

Death By SnuSnu posted:

You suppose there's a special tool for gathering human goo from the water?

The human mouth

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

the billionaire goo got eaten by crabs already for sure

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people :ohdear:

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Ok but they better be recycling that. We need to think of the turtles.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Alan Smithee posted:

if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people :ohdear:

statistically you've eaten at least one atom that belonged to Julius Caesar

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

SchrodingersCat posted:

The human mouth

🤮

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Lots of boat at the spot compared to yesterday


Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I haven't been following the news but I did see a billionaire died doing something they brought upon themselves. So for that I am happy.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Imagine if Ted Lasso were on the sub lol



Guys the hypoxia isn't that bad if you meditate while it's happening. It's very spiritual

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

HonorableTB posted:

lets put it this way they managed to kill themselves in a way that like practically nobody on this forum could afford to do

I hereby announce the Golden Guillotine awards

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Alan Smithee posted:

if we eat Atlantic seafood is there a chance we'll be eating people :ohdear:

I guess this is really just a semantic argument deciding at which point you're skeeved out....

"We're all just stardust auto-fellating itself" ~ Carl Sagan (probably)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

smoobles posted:

statistically you've eaten at least one atom that belonged to Julius Caesar

*stares at caesar salad*

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

Alan Smithee posted:

idiot CEO: "try to regulate deez ive got a gold fringed flag bitch lmao"

chuds: "I sleep"

idiot CEO: "more young people (to pay less). Fewer 50 year old white men plz"

chuds: "GO WOKE YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now we need some shitlibs to accept this framing and defend his exemplary and heroic hiring practices, and the culture war is complete.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Fansy posted:

Now we need some shitlibs to accept this framing and defend his exemplary and heroic hiring practices, and the culture war is complete.

"Millennials are ruining sea exploration" - Forbes prob

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lmao

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

Just remember, the next time you swim in the ocean and accidentally swallow some water you finally get to eat the rich.

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

SwissDonkey posted:

Like a very very quick hydraulic press, except made of spiky carbon fibre and metal. These people turned into a pink cloudy patch in the water

It's pretty wild, the pressure at those depths. That pocket of space would get compressed ~100:1 in a handful of microseconds.

This would generate temps in the tens of thousands of degrees, nearly instantly.

That mix of greasy humans, logitech controllers and air literally going off like the diesel/air mix in a piston.

So the best of both worlds really; imploded and exploded billionaires!

:allears:

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Wee posted:

Lots of boat at the spot compared to yesterday




Those boats in Bermuda are pushing their luck

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Blitter posted:

It's pretty wild, the pressure at those depths. That pocket of space would get compressed ~100:1 in a handful of microseconds.

This would generate temps in the tens of thousands of degrees, nearly instantly.

That mix of greasy humans, logitech controllers and air literally going off like the diesel/air mix in a piston.

So the best of both worlds really; imploded and exploded billionaires!

:allears:

Yeah this is the part my mind keeps going to (when I'm not thinking about them spending 3 days in poop and vomit fumes)

Just alive one moment, gone the next, with no concept of it happening

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

smoobles posted:

Yeah this is the part my mind keeps going to (when I'm not thinking about them spending 3 days in poop and vomit fumes)

Just alive one moment, gone the next, with no concept of it happening

the whole event would be over quicker than the nerve signals could reach your brain (assuming there was a brain left to receive them that is)

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All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.
Movie rights secured. The best minds at the studio are figuring out how to make a cinematic universe of this.

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