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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
Welp it was an instant death, I don't have to feel bad about this thread.

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Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
coast guard just confirmed they found it and that it failed catastrophically

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



GreenBuckanneer posted:

The fact that two of them would register exactly where the titanic is, at that time, is very suspicious as to be unlikely. Maybe ocearch accidentally picked up their signal from the boat and it accidentally got assigned to the sharks

For Simon to have gotten from where he pinged yesterday at 11 AM off Maine to the Titanic wreck coordinates at 9AM this morning, he would have had to swim at the great white's top speed of 25 mph for 22 hours straight.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Some lady just asked about recovery of the bodies....lady...those bodies are chunky marinara sauce floating the sea

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Ignores the "recovery of bodies" question.

Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013
Load bearing fiberglass

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

that dude killed some rich people and died not knowing how stupid he was. pretty dope

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


The sub's "nosecone was found approximately 1,500 feet from the wreck of the Titanic."

"Five major pieces of debris" found.

"The debris is consistent with a catastrophic implosion of the vessel."

:rip:

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS
Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up and/or blaming woke minorities and deliberately ignoring understanding what happens when something implodes.

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009
well, at least they made it down to the Titanic

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Now we just have to wait for Elon's trip to Mars for more billionaire lols

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Wee posted:

Ignores the "recovery of bodies" question.

Slowly working up to "there are no bodies, they got imploded"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
wonder what their last words were

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEirLdBTlDc

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

Glaarbargababrgggggg!

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker

Klyith posted:

Welp it was an instant death, I don't have to feel bad about this thread.

No one here feels, this is GBS

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

"hey do you guys feel th-"

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

*slaps roof of sub*

you can fit so much fuckin applesauce in this bad boy

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

"Oh god oh gently caress the hull is making weird noises why is that happening Mr CEO?"

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009

Klyith posted:

Slowly working up to "there are no bodies, they got imploded"

He's just said this, but in nicer words.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
"I dont have an answer for prospects at this time"

LOL

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Hazo posted:

For Simon to have gotten from where he pinged yesterday at 11 AM off Maine to the Titanic wreck coordinates at 9AM this morning, he would have had to swim at the great white's top speed of 25 mph for 22 hours straight.

Yes, obviously the sharks didn't go there

I'm saying the system picked it up, the ship, as the sharks.

That's the whole point of the video.

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker

Archonex posted:

Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up and/or blaming woke minorities and deliberately ignoring understanding what happens when something implodes.

Hoping this is the sounds of orcas making armor for the upcoming Orca Wars

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy.

Wrong. They were disrupting the bloated bureaucratic socialist governmental paradigm with free-market ingenuity.

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy.

you dont get to be a billionaire by spending money

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

These intrepid explorers died so that we may live! I think

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

“i gotta take a poo poo!”

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Archonex posted:

Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up

This is going to be loving insufferable

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015
Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ.

Zoobtro
Aug 22, 2003

Got miself a nice little earner, isn't it

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

"we could've been better people"

*fart*

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Sounds like he implied it imploded over 72hours ago.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Archonex posted:

Still doesn't explain the banging sound.

It was their ghosts, duh

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

Jawnycat posted:

Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ.

it was like 1400 meters or something, titanic is at like 4000

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

so they died like they lived: feeling absolutely nothing at all

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Jawnycat posted:

Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ.

It was like 1.6k meters or something like that?

It wasn't nearly sufficient for the depths they were at, at least. A quick GIS shows that the titanic is around 3,800 meters.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Youtube chat had something interesting:

Implosion in the water column = the sub imploded as it was descending (they can tell by the size of the debris field)

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

“Spotify keeps playing Under Pressure, wonder what tha-“

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

so they died like they lived: feeling absolutely nothing at all

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