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Welp it was an instant death, I don't have to feel bad about this thread.
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# ? May 25, 2024 16:49 |
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coast guard just confirmed they found it and that it failed catastrophically
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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GreenBuckanneer posted:The fact that two of them would register exactly where the titanic is, at that time, is very suspicious as to be unlikely. Maybe ocearch accidentally picked up their signal from the boat and it accidentally got assigned to the sharks For Simon to have gotten from where he pinged yesterday at 11 AM off Maine to the Titanic wreck coordinates at 9AM this morning, he would have had to swim at the great white's top speed of 25 mph for 22 hours straight.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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Some lady just asked about recovery of the bodies....lady...those bodies are chunky marinara sauce floating the sea
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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Ignores the "recovery of bodies" question.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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Load bearing fiberglass
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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that dude killed some rich people and died not knowing how stupid he was. pretty dope
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:04 |
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SalTheBard posted:Presser is starting The sub's "nosecone was found approximately 1,500 feet from the wreck of the Titanic." "Five major pieces of debris" found. "The debris is consistent with a catastrophic implosion of the vessel."
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:05 |
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Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up and/or blaming woke minorities and deliberately ignoring understanding what happens when something implodes.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:05 |
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well, at least they made it down to the Titanic
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Now we just have to wait for Elon's trip to Mars for more billionaire lols
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Wee posted:Ignores the "recovery of bodies" question. Slowly working up to "there are no bodies, they got imploded"
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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wonder what their last words were
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEirLdBTlDc
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were Glaarbargababrgggggg!
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Klyith posted:Welp it was an instant death, I don't have to feel bad about this thread. No one here feels, this is GBS
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were "hey do you guys feel th-"
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were *slaps roof of sub* you can fit so much fuckin applesauce in this bad boy
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were "Oh god oh gently caress the hull is making weird noises why is that happening Mr CEO?"
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Klyith posted:Slowly working up to "there are no bodies, they got imploded" He's just said this, but in nicer words.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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"I dont have an answer for prospects at this time" LOL
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Hazo posted:For Simon to have gotten from where he pinged yesterday at 11 AM off Maine to the Titanic wreck coordinates at 9AM this morning, he would have had to swim at the great white's top speed of 25 mph for 22 hours straight. Yes, obviously the sharks didn't go there I'm saying the system picked it up, the ship, as the sharks. That's the whole point of the video.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Archonex posted:Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up and/or blaming woke minorities and deliberately ignoring understanding what happens when something implodes. Hoping this is the sounds of orcas making armor for the upcoming Orca Wars
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy. Wrong. They were disrupting the bloated bureaucratic socialist governmental paradigm with free-market ingenuity.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:if you're a billionaire why the gently caress would you spare any expense on anything, ever? There's gotta be other people going down there that you could pay. This lego rear end sub looks so sketchy. you dont get to be a billionaire by spending money
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:07 |
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These intrepid explorers died so that we may live! I think
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:08 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were “i gotta take a poo poo!”
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:08 |
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Archonex posted:Now we wait for the conspiracy theorists to start screaming about the banging noises being proof of a cover up This is going to be loving insufferable
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:09 |
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Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were "we could've been better people" *fart*
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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Sounds like he implied it imploded over 72hours ago.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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Archonex posted:Still doesn't explain the banging sound. It was their ghosts, duh
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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Jawnycat posted:Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ. it was like 1400 meters or something, titanic is at like 4000
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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so they died like they lived: feeling absolutely nothing at all
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:10 |
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Jawnycat posted:Anyone got the info on the pressures the window was supposed to be good up to (that they went way over) on hand? I know it's back in the thread at several points but I'm lazy and want to share the info with peeps just hearing about this now, because christ. It was like 1.6k meters or something like that? It wasn't nearly sufficient for the depths they were at, at least. A quick GIS shows that the titanic is around 3,800 meters.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:11 |
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Youtube chat had something interesting: Implosion in the water column = the sub imploded as it was descending (they can tell by the size of the debris field)
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:11 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:wonder what their last words were “Spotify keeps playing Under Pressure, wonder what tha-“
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 20:11 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:so they died like they lived: feeling absolutely nothing at all
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