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redshirt posted:Indeed. I value your service as Morale Officer.  Everyone! I was just combing through the historical records and have uncovered the most lovely 21st century travel song. Announcing Sing Along Week!! This week's singalong is "One million bottles of beer on the wall"!!
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It’s Friday back on Earth, let’s crack a few space beers and loosen up a little
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It’s Friday back on Earth, let’s crack a few space beers and loosen up a little Honestly I don't think there should be any space drinking....
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Jul 15, 2023 03:55
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MonkeyHate posted:Well no poo poo man did you really not know? You, me, kowalski, jacobs… like half of engineering. Hell even the old man. You thought it was just you? Ha! They found a way to conveniently sweep all our asses under the proverbial rug. We get a paycheck we can’t spend and they get a guaranteed eight years where we can’t get near children. You greasy fucks didn't mention this ship's name is The Aatrek
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redshirt posted:Honestly I don't think there should be any space drinking.... we should be spice drinking and all become navigators
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Jul 15, 2023 04:50
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Xlorp posted:we should be spice drinking and all become navigators Alcohol and long distance travelling really don't mix. Not officially, that is.
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Jul 15, 2023 10:39
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redshirt posted:Honestly I don't think there should be any space drinking.... Uhh you must have misheard me, this is, uh, space root beer heh heh, yup love me a good root beer on a Friday night, that’s what I always say.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Uhh you must have misheard me, this is, uh, space root beer heh heh, yup love me a good root beer on a Friday night, that’s what I always say. So officially there's a no alcohol policy. BUT unofficially the still run by Chef 2 is "wink wink" allowed. Just keep it well within safety protocols!
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Jul 15, 2023 11:11
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Hey guys...how many years are in a Netflix season and should we be worried?
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Jul 16, 2023 00:35
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I thought we were going to meet the lady that played Callisto in Xena. I knew New Zealand was pretty far away so I figured 8 years round trip sounded right, but now I understand that I was mislead by the interviewers for this mission. I mean, I thought all the physical training was because we were going to be in an episode of the show and I don't know if you've ever watched a Xena, but that show has a certain 'eye candy' level that I thought we were supposed to live up to.
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JediTalentAgent posted:I thought we were going to meet the lady that played Callisto in Xena. I knew New Zealand was pretty far away so I figured 8 years round trip sounded right, but now I understand that I was mislead by the interviewers for this mission. There was 2 years of training!
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Jul 16, 2023 01:14
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Bonzo posted:Hey guys...how many years are in a Netflix season and should we be worried? 2. Full Streaming on board FYI
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redshirt posted:There was 2 years of training! I'm sorry, but when half the important poo poo in space is named after the Greco-Roman pantheon, I thought they were describing the episode outline to us. Like when we had that whole thing about slingshotting past Mars, I figured, "Well, the actor who played Ares passed away, so they must have a new Ares they call Mars. Maybe they're going to have all the old Greek gods replaced by Roman-named versions?! Man, this reboot centering on Callisto fighting Roman gods is going to be awesome!"
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redshirt posted:Honestly I don't think there should be any space drinking.... I will fly this goddamn rickety poo poo space barge into the nearest- redshirt posted:Alcohol and long distance travelling really don't mix. Not officially, that is. acceptable as a tacit endorsement and I am headimg back to the lab. Do let me know if the recycled drinking water loop experiences any issues.
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I thought we were on an 8 year round trip to Coleco. Figured I'd get to play some Mr. Do, or get a leather stamp or Cabbage Patch Doll or something out of it.
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Jul 16, 2023 01:32
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AKZ posted:I will fly this goddamn rickety poo poo space barge into the nearest- It's practical on two levels: First, on this 8 year round trip, if you were to provide alcohol, it would take up so much storage. And it's heavy! Second, someone getting hammered could be a real threat to the entire crew. I assume a chef/engineer would make a still, and I also assume as long as it's not flaunted or unsafe it would be "wink wink" allowed. But, not condoned.
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Jul 16, 2023 01:35
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For reference, the ship will look something like this: With 1G gravity or close to it in the spinning rings, and most systems/storage in the inner core.
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Jul 16, 2023 01:39
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What kinda guns we got? PPC? Subsonic death ray? .50 Cal?
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Jul 16, 2023 14:43
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Computer: More porn. Keep it coming.
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Poohs Packin posted:What kinda guns we got? PPC? Subsonic death ray? .50 Cal? Why would there be any guns? There are no aliens out there, no hostile others. Maybe the Captain/Second have access to a gun in case of some crazy situation, but that would be highly controlled.
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Jul 16, 2023 14:54
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BigBadSteve posted:Computer: More porn. Keep it coming. FYI everyone has implants, which track health in real time. And also of course all browsing is monitored.
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Jul 16, 2023 14:55
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redshirt posted:FYI everyone has implants, which track health in real time. And also of course all browsing is monitored. I do the monitoring so if anyone wants some private time, come see me. One ration of nutri-sludge gets you 20 minutes
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Jul 16, 2023 15:02
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redshirt posted:FYI everyone has implants, which track health in real time. And also of course all browsing is monitored. Uh. Why didn't you let me know this sooner?
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Jul 16, 2023 15:04
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Uh. Why didn't you let me know this sooner? 2 years of training! You signed many forms and went through the implant process.
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Jul 16, 2023 15:11
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You just hold a magnet to your skin near the implant and get jackin' with the other hand, bingo bango bongo. gently caress the narcs.
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Jul 16, 2023 15:18
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By the way, if the implant bothers you, you're always welcome to see me and I can put a sticker with a smiley face over it!
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DrSunshine posted:By the way, if the implant bothers you, you're always welcome to see me and I can put a sticker with a smiley face over it! By the way DrSunshine I do believe your role is invaluable, as the mental health of the crew is fundamental. What other ideas do you have to promote crew mental health? Karaoke? Trivia nights? Gamer leagues?
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Icochet posted:One ration of nutri-sludge gets you 20 minutes bro i got nutri-sludge coming out my dick
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redshirt posted:For reference, the ship will look something like this: how am i supposed to climb out of the spinning ring into the non-spinning storage area when i run out of beans?
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Bad Purchase posted:how am i supposed to climb out of the spinning ring into the non-spinning storage area when i run out of beans? There's 4 elevators
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redshirt posted:By the way DrSunshine I do believe your role is invaluable, as the mental health of the crew is fundamental. Oh boy, do I have the thing: Casual Fridays! Also we could liberate one of the experimental rats from the science lab and put it in its own little bubble to wander around and be our little mascot pet!!
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Jul 17, 2023 00:37
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DrSunshine posted:Oh boy, do I have the thing: Casual Fridays! *puts on my casual space jumpsuit
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Xlorp posted:Are we hauling any particularly hazardous cargo? We will be bringing back large amounts of radioactive material from Callisto. But that will be just for the return trip, and it's all stored way down in the central core.
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What happens if someone succumbs to space madness or has a little too much of Chef 2’s space hooch? Do we have any sort of sheriff or constable aboard? Is there a holding cell for anyone who might become a danger to themselves or others?
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why are we expecting to bring back large amounts of radioactive material from one of the least radiated places in space? are additional orders being unsealed now that we're underway?
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I’m also wondering how our Cap’n knows for certain that there aren’t any aliens to worry about. Beginning to think he may know more than he lets on.
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shen posted:why are we expecting to find large amounts of radioactive material to bring back from one of the least radiated places in space? are additional orders being unsealed now that we're underway? You've always been one of leading candidates for captain shen
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m also wondering how our Cap’n knows for certain that there aren’t any aliens to worry about. Beginning to think he may know more than he lets on. From Earth Orbit to Callisto? There's zero chance of aliens or need for guns.
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If we need to defend ourselves, I'm happy to show everyone how to make slingshots from rubber bands! I'm pretty sure this will be literally a deadly weapon in zero g, we just gotta cut the rotation! Oh sorry everyone I am being called away, apparently there has been an "incident" with the rat ball. Don't worry Captain Squeeky, I'm comin!!!
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