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i am harry posted:if I can recommend one small luxury in this brief, horrible flicker of a life, it’s waking up at 3am in the cold of winter and sitting on a heated toilet seat you got for half off That makes it seem like someone warmed it up for you, no thank you
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Jul 16, 2023 02:07
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Ah drat that's the best. Not sitting on a cold seat is so nice. Honestly dont really care who's thighs warmed it up before. I dont like being cold and it makes the whole bathroom process take longer because i get all tense.
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Jul 16, 2023 02:09
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hey if we are doing bidet recs i really like the toto c200, it has a heated seat, heated water, multiple pressure modes, front and back cleaning (the missus loves it), and a little fan to suck down your farts
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Jul 16, 2023 02:10
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The Americans have heated turbo bidets. The Russians just used fiber. Seriously I rarely use more than three squares. Often just one square. 1st wipe will have absolutely nothing on it so I'm done. Seriously fix your diets so you don't need a hose to wash the mud out from between your cheeks.
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Jul 16, 2023 02:38
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since we're on the topic of poopy asses, you know what else is also poo poo? america. that's right, haven't done a shrinkflation post in awhile so here's #4 to go with the previous 3 Shrinkflation #1 Shrinkflation #2 Shrinkflation #3  uncle bens the race traitor  $5.99 taco bell burrito  slim fasting down in size  false advertising through shrinkflation ftw  can you spot the difference between these 2    pringles shrink has been done to death but hell, why not. even generics arent safe  tropicana now down to 1.25 from 1.75  slurpak  Aldi fish pies   fast foo sauces also shrinking big time  made bad  since people are eating less, they need a smaller toothbrush right?   doll house rear end cleaning suppies  back2school stationary also getting smaller   3-pack > 4-pack  think this might be a repeat but lol  oreo bites bites       after cat/dog food and ameritrash junk food, i think soaps/detergents have to be the most shrinking product MEGAPACK  coke zero ounces  ice used to be 20 lb bags lol   mars, snickers, oreo bars are now a 5-pack  philly ftw  man seems like it's more work to knock off 5g than it'd be worth  ingredient fillerflation   lol this one is just so random and seems like a completely unnecessary gently caress you  ragflation   not even bars are safe  i feel good about this  making things shiny to distract people from giving them less  i heard about corporations cutting corners for a quick buck before but..... i didn't think it was literal  relax, the sticks are merely getting bigger. for your comfort  panera lol. why the gently caress does anyone go there   dominos cheese bread lol. i love before/after photos  micky-dees large fries  not even the goon-favorite meme costco is safe Xaris has issued a correction as of 02:46 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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Jul 16, 2023 02:39
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https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1679522797729480706
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Jul 16, 2023 02:40
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Let me get this straight, people are paying for a specialized device to wash the poo poo off their assholes when they could just hop in the shower?
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Jul 16, 2023 02:43
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i mean the outside hose is right there, and they have trigger grip nozzles with multiple jet spray settings
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Jul 16, 2023 02:46
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https://twitter.com/CBSMornings/status/1679838157523615745?t=jKI_t9yBUw9Yj6_fgyVnNw&s=19
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Jul 16, 2023 02:49
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lmao euro soda looks like a coors
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Jul 16, 2023 02:52
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Xaris posted:since we're on the topic of poopy asses, you know what else is also poo poo? america. hey hey hey hey hey they lowered the price when they did this, keeping the price per square foot the same
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Jul 16, 2023 02:54
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:https://twitter.com/CBSMornings/status/1679838157523615745?t=jKI_t9yBUw9Yj6_fgyVnNw&s=19 what a fella
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Jul 16, 2023 02:54
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super sweet best pal posted:Let me get this straight, people are paying for a specialized device to wash the poo poo off their assholes when they could just hop in the shower? people have managed to clean their asses with just water and without toilet paper for centuries but apparently Americans are too stupid to figure it out
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Jul 16, 2023 02:55
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sting, thick and absorbent RIP cumshitter
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Jul 16, 2023 02:55
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gradenko_2000 posted:people have managed to clean their asses with just water and without toilet paper for centuries but apparently Americans are too stupid to figure it out The American diet consists exclusively of grease, processed meats, and corn sugar.
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Jul 16, 2023 02:56
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:https://twitter.com/CBSMornings/status/1679838157523615745?t=jKI_t9yBUw9Yj6_fgyVnNw&s=19 
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Jul 16, 2023 02:59
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Nobody supported my melting rear end
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Jul 16, 2023 03:00
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BornAPoorBlkChild posted:https://twitter.com/NapoleonMovie/status/1678373506453749760?t=N2d_wlSKq_9aclty6mgL0g&s=19 Oooo, very exciting. I like the part where he has his Soldiers point guns at people and tell them to vote.
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Jul 16, 2023 03:18
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bobmarleysghost posted:I have bidet question #4: the bidet stream blasts your rear end in a top hat and cleans it - do the poo poo particles spray around the area? Do they land on the bidet itself? Do you move your rear end around the stream to make sure you have full coverage? Unpowered bidet user here. It all just washes off into the toilet water. Picture holding your hand over a water fountain, the water just falls down into the bowl. Also, how sensitive are your buttholes? I can't tell the difference between regular cold water and warm water.
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Jul 16, 2023 03:25
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Joe Bidet
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Jul 16, 2023 03:26
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UKJeff posted:That makes it seem like someone warmed it up for you, no thank you You don't have your servants preheat your toilet seat with their bums?
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Jul 16, 2023 03:32
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Jul 16, 2023 03:39
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lmao
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Jul 16, 2023 03:41
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glad i invested all in on digital shovels. im rich james bitch
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Jul 16, 2023 03:43
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Maybe some sort of AI bidet company. The AI makes a profile based on your butthole fingerprint and connects to your WiFi to stream your favorite pooping music.
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Jul 16, 2023 03:43
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Maybe some sort of AI bidet company. The AI makes a profile based on your butthole fingerprint and connects to your WiFi to stream your favorite pooping music. taking a poo poo to unlock my phone. making the pitch to tim now.
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Jul 16, 2023 04:00
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Maybe some sort of AI bidet company. The AI makes a profile based on your butthole fingerprint and connects to your WiFi to stream your favorite pooping music. I feel like I need to point out that you've put more work and thought into this post than like 99% of actual "AI" companies, which is why your idea will never sell. Just get a regular bidet and slap the letters "AI" on it somewhere.
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Jul 16, 2023 04:01
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[DOOMSDAY BIDENOMICS] How sensitive are your buttholes?
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Jul 16, 2023 04:05
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Try Water, But Hole
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Jul 16, 2023 04:13
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Maybe some sort of AI bidet company. The AI makes a profile based on your butthole fingerprint and connects to your WiFi to stream your favorite pooping music. https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
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Jul 16, 2023 04:15
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Looks like Joe Bidet hosed the economy up yet again. Hell world.
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Jul 16, 2023 04:23
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that rules
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Jul 16, 2023 04:28
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kinda like "hell yeah" dead prez
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Jul 16, 2023 04:42
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Paradoxish posted:
targeting AI is what I would pitch
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Jul 16, 2023 04:49
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Maybe some sort of AI bidet company. The AI makes a profile based on your butthole fingerprint and connects to your WiFi to stream your favorite pooping music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Jul 16, 2023 05:00
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AI that adjusts the bidet temperature based on the amount of capsaicin it detects coming out your rear end in a top hat Actually no one steal that I'm gonna make loads of money off tech bros who think poblanos are spicy
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Jul 16, 2023 05:04
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Mustached Demon posted:AI that adjusts the bidet temperature based on the amount of capsaicin it detects coming out your rear end in a top hat milk bidet
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Jul 16, 2023 05:07
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Inaugurating my new spice detector bidet with some Nalleys
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Jul 16, 2023 05:12
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Inaugurating my new spice detector bidet with some Nalleys Delicious fake news
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Jul 16, 2023 05:15
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It can also detect legume levels and adjust pressure as necessary
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Jul 16, 2023 05:15
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