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NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

MrYenko posted:

“Intense emotional appeal.”

:pwn:

Ford: We have 1999 VW New Beetle at home

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Having lived in Brexitannia, I can't imagine trying to drive one of those things there. Shows how thin-to-nonexistent the line between awesomeness and madness is.

I don't think I've ever seen one of those here in the United States. I had to go look at the full size image on Imgur to read the nameplate to figure out what it was. Now I kind of want one. Right up there with like an Round headlight Sedan DeVille or an '68-70 Olds 98, only better, because hidden headlights.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



MrYenko posted:

“Intense emotional appeal.”

:pwn:

That same museum has one of these:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Romeo_SZ

And I'm sorry but that still looks like the future. AND has what I would call "intense emotional appeal". Even that Ford thing at least is trying, like it looks like it was drawn by some starry eyed kid on the back of a Trapper Keeper.

i just really don't like the current styling trends of the industry. Just put more lines, idk try one here

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


MrYenko posted:

“Intense emotional appeal.”

:pwn:

I read that and just figured revulsion counts as an emotion.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Darchangel posted:

I don't think I've ever seen one of those here in the United States. I had to go look at the full size image on Imgur to read the nameplate to figure out what it was. Now I kind of want one. Right up there with like an Round headlight Sedan DeVille or an '68-70 Olds 98, only better, because hidden headlights.

The story behind that model is odd and is the kind of thing that could only happen at Chrysler.

It was originally the last full sized Imperial. As an Imperial it was sales failure and the entire brand was discontinued. Chrysler being Chrysler they couldn’t let the tooling go to waste so a year later they lowered the price and rebadged it as the Chrysler New Yorker Brougham, and it sold much better.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




KakerMix posted:

It has (had?) a less-that-prepared bit behind the fancy display place. Looking through my pictures I found these from June 2018:





When you load a picture of the new VW beetle into Kais Power Goo

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
It's like a Ford Probe that was left in the sun

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp
It's clearly a 3rd gen Taurus that ate a bee.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


I briefly couldn't figure out if I had just forgotten what that era of Taurus looked like or what. The Ford badge certainly didn't help but the rest of the images quickly did.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Data Graham posted:

i just really don't like the current styling trends of the industry. Just put more lines, idk try one here

When you realise it's just to draw your attention away from the size difference between them and older cars due to 'safety features' and then notice all the other superfluous design features like fake exhausts, fake vents, diffusers that do nothing it all becomes quite tedious.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

I was marveling at the thickness of the door/c pillar interface on my car unloading my kiddo from a trip to the car museum where they had an original 300sl gull wing. The "super wide sill" just looks like the massive sill my 2 year old struggles with every day on our modern car

Vs my 30's era designed car, where the door is two pieces of sheet metal spaced just far enough apart to squeeze a pane of glass and the crank mechanism. There's not enough space for a lock so that's built into the door handle. Both cars have roughly the same horizontal interior widths but the older car is physically much smaller externally

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

ah so that's where Mercedes got their inspiration for the CLA

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ah so that's where Mercedes got their inspiration for the CLA



I'm sure I'm on the wrong side here, but I actually like the CLA. Yeah it's totally compromised in the rear seats, but I dunno, I dig the styling. CLS too for that matter.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
hate it, looks like cheap poo poo

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Is the CLA was the mercedes ford taurus for the $30,000 millionaire crowd

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Someone put a sequential gearbox with straight-cut gears into ND miata :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8FtoOUCp0

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Darchangel posted:

I don't think I've ever seen one of those here in the United States. I had to go look at the full size image on Imgur to read the nameplate to figure out what it was. Now I kind of want one. Right up there with like an Round headlight Sedan DeVille or an '68-70 Olds 98, only better, because hidden headlights.

I didn't mean that specific model, just the entire genus of American Land Barge.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Darchangel posted:

I don't think I've ever seen one of those here in the United States. I had to go look at the full size image on Imgur to read the nameplate to figure out what it was. Now I kind of want one. Right up there with like an Round headlight Sedan DeVille or an '68-70 Olds 98, only better, because hidden headlights.

if you're gonna go Chrysler with hidden headlights, get a '71 (this is a 300)

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Hadlock posted:

Is the CLA was the mercedes ford taurus for the $30,000 millionaire crowd

My uncle bought a Mercedes 300E in 1990 and tried to trick all the kids into thinking that it was a Ford Taurus with fake badges. My youngest brother is still convinced that it was.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Hadlock posted:

Is the CLA was the mercedes ford taurus for the $30,000 millionaire crowd

Wasn't the joke that the C stood for Cheap?

Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

Someone put a sequential gearbox with straight-cut gears into ND miata :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8FtoOUCp0

That looks so relaxing, what a nice drive.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

BuckyDoneGun posted:

I'm sure I'm on the wrong side here, but I actually like the CLA. Yeah it's totally compromised in the rear seats, but I dunno, I dig the styling. CLS too for that matter.

MB looked at the BMW Chris Bangle era and were like 'yeah gimme dat rear end'

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

BMW's are so ugly now Bangle looks like a genius in comparison.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Who would have thought the 1 Series M would be the last BMW I considered attractive

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

BMW was doing ok up until the 2020 7 series, 2021 M4 and 2022 XM

Based on the sober (but not handsome) looking 2024 5 series looks like they're trying to walk back the ridiculous hot wheels styling a bit

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

I still like the 3 series.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

Someone put a sequential gearbox with straight-cut gears into ND miata :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8FtoOUCp0

It's beautiful but why's he playing music twice?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Hadlock posted:

BMW was doing ok up until the 2020 7 series, 2021 M4 and 2022 XM

Based on the sober (but not handsome) looking 2024 5 series looks like they're trying to walk back the ridiculous hot wheels styling a bit

The new 5 series look like the back fell off

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
Why buy a X1/3/5 when you can just get a CX-90?

Franco Caution
Jul 18, 2003

Wicked. Tricksy. False.

The CX90 is huge in comparison to X1/X3

You can also go into a BMW dealership and order any of those cars as you see fit, and in a couple months it shows up. You can't do that with Mazda.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I didn't mean that specific model, just the entire genus of American Land Barge.

Honestly don't see that many genuine land barges any more, either.
A neighbor has a round-headlight (IIRC, so pre-'75) Eldorado that they drive fairly often, and that's cool.

PainterofCrap posted:

if you're gonna go Chrysler with hidden headlights, get a '71 (this is a 300)



My paternal grandmother had a Plymouth Fury III sedan when I was young, in blue. Also 1971, maybe 1970 judging by photos and my memories, but I don't think it had the hidden lights. Some did, some didn't looks like. Maybe just the Fury Sport got the hidden headlights?
Really liked riding in that car. Miles of bench seat.


Arson Daily posted:

BMW's are so ugly now Bangle looks like a genius in comparison.

I never would have believed it back then, but damned if you're not right.


Hadlock posted:

Based on the sober (but not handsome) looking 2024 5 series looks like they're trying to walk back the ridiculous hot wheels styling a bit

Agreed.

evobatman posted:

The new 5 series look like the back fell off

There's a skit that needs to be inserted here.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Darchangel posted:


There's a skit that needs to be inserted here.

He said the back fell off, not the front.....?

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
The ix is the ugliest car on the road today
Its somehow even worse than the g80/82 m3 and m4
The current x4 is also extremely bad

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Found a photo of my old surf club circa when (insert your favourite goon to call old here) was young:

Back in the day:


Last year on google maps:


I have passed out/fell asleep under those trees many times.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

I've been looking for a good explanation of how the old prewar Bugatti crankshafts were put together, just because they looked so crazy and unusual, and :airquote: content creators don't have the money or network to access an engine like this

He has a kind of round about rambling style of talking where he includes all the context up front and then gets to the details later but in the end it all meshes together nicely. His story about racing type 35s back in the 1980s makes a lot more sense when he starts talking about the roller bearings and how they're oiled etc

If you want to just see the crank and how it comes apart (it's held together with squared pins!) that's about a third of the way through, and then he talks about the oiling system which is pretty clever involves a groove on the inside of the crank and centripetal force, near the last third

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpohTIT7KSA

Pretty cool video overall even if it clocks in at almost 45 minutes but really gives a lot of insight into what a 3 main roller bearing 1.5L inline 8 looks like and how it goes together

He references his accent a couple times I think it's an English class thing? He's got a bit of a gravely cockney accent I guess he's just proud to working on pre war Bugattis

Hadlock fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jul 21, 2023

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people

Wild EEPROM posted:

The ix is the ugliest car on the road today
Its somehow even worse than the g80/82 m3 and m4
The current x4 is also extremely bad

Don’t forget the Xm and Xm label red.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Sadi posted:

Don’t forget the Xm and Xm label red.

You better put a bmw in front of those names or be ready for a throw down

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


:same:

https://twitter.com/GPLapsJake/status/1682067295336579072?t=Oe5zZ0q7_Oe9WB0Z7CrQTQ&s=19

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rally Hiace? :getin:

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

He said the back fell off, not the front.....?

Well, yes, but it's still not supposed to fall off.


Agreed.

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