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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Poppers posted:

You should put the sriracha bottle up your rear end :D :D :D

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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Ok, but let's say, theoretically, I did.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Mustached Demon posted:

please do not put things without flared bases in your butt

especially things that are spicy

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Cpt_Obvious posted:

Ok, but let's say, theoretically, I did.

Don't twist the nozzle open

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Ok, but let's say, theoretically, I did.

You'd instantly transform into the Cooking Comically guy

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
huy fong sriracha has been missing for like 6 months over here. i’ve tried eagle, goose, generic chili pepper, and lee kum kee - they’re all bad

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

webcams for christ posted:

the Bond Market has forced the first ever Leftist president of Colombia to change course:

https://twitter.com/BloombergAsia/status/1583120657508102144

Update:

https://twitter.com/davidrkadler/status/1682746335236112385

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Just get sambal olek you weirdos

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Gochugang is my best friend now. Just mix it up with other stuff to gently caress with the consistancy since its usually super pasty.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
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Spaced God posted:

Just get sambal olek you weirdos
this. huy fong sriacha kinda sucks imo. it's weird that it became some epic bacon narwhal sriacha reddit thing.

but my new favorite asian condiment is Fly By Jing

its really good

they also have an oil variety that's nice if i'm being too lazy to make my own sichuan oil


would also throw a rec out for gochujang. it's god SSS-tier on things like chicken nuggets, eggs, or really most anything

Xaris has issued a correction as of 04:37 on Jul 23, 2023

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
sriracha is a chili garlic sauce, none of these replacements seem to have garlic in them?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sriracha is a chili garlic sauce, none of these replacements seem to have garlic in them?

Cholula stays winning. Mix it with fish sauce and lime juice for a passable nam chim thale

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sriracha is a chili garlic sauce, none of these replacements seem to have garlic in them?

garlic is a crutch

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sriracha is a chili garlic sauce, none of these replacements seem to have garlic in them?

Ah yes the impossible to acquire ingredient in cooking: garlic

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
the huy fong sambal olek is also out of stock everywhere, and i haven’t seen any other brands.

also, lao gan ma and gochujang etc are all great but serve very different purposes. i need huy fong sriracha for rice noodles and vietnamese poo poo

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Poppers posted:

You should put the sriracha bottle up your rear end :D :D :D

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PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Spaced God posted:

Just get sambal olek you weirdos

it’s literally the same brand and is also out of stock most places for the same reason, haven’t seen green tops around here since spring.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Brimruk posted:

guarantee there’s a clause in the EULA guarding them against this very thing

it’s such a stupid move like…why delete the account, who gives a poo poo? you can’t afford the kilobytes in your storage server?

im not kidding when i say for a lot of companies, data storage and transfer is their #1 cost. depending on the scale it is actually quite expensive.

...for ubisoft though? prolly not.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

anime was right posted:

im not kidding when i say for a lot of companies, data storage and transfer is their #1 cost. depending on the scale it is actually quite expensive.

...for ubisoft though? prolly not.

Ubisofts number 1 cost? Sexual harassment lawsuits.

Can't stop playing chat bite in the elevator.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PoundSand posted:

it’s literally the same brand and is also out of stock most places for the same reason, haven’t seen green tops around here since spring.

https://www.indofoodstore.com/sambal-badjak-6oz-by-conimex.aspx

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

anime was right posted:

im not kidding when i say for a lot of companies, data storage and transfer is their #1 cost. depending on the scale it is actually quite expensive.

...for ubisoft though? prolly not.

my company’s s3 bill is like 30k a month and we spend a ton of engineer time working to manage that price

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


sambal oelek is a cultural food, huy fong doesn't own it, you can buy it from a bunch of places.

sririacha is basically just homogenized sambal oelek with way too much sugar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


punished milkman posted:

my company’s s3 bill is like 30k a month and we spend a ton of engineer time working to manage that price

there aren't any engineers working with s3, they're computer programmers

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PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

sambal oelek is a cultural food, huy fong doesn't own it, you can buy it from a bunch of places.

sririacha is basically just homogenized sambal oelek with way too much sugar

The same is true about sriracha, you can find sky valley or tabasco brands of it around atm but people contextually are talking about the huy fong ones.

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/craftsman-america-wrench-stanley-black-decker-reshoring-factory-1125792f
https://archive.ph/RQev4

quote:

Why America’s Largest Tool Company Couldn’t Make a Wrench in America …
John Keilman
16–20 minutes
July 21, 2023 11:00 pm ET .

The world’s largest tool company couldn’t figure out how to make a wrench.

Stanley Black & Decker built a $90 million factory on the edge of Fort Worth, Texas, intending to burnish the Made-in-the-U.S.A. luster of the Craftsman brand by forging mechanics’ tools with unprecedented efficiency. But the automated system was a bust, and the tools that were supposed to be pumped out by the million are so hard to find that some consider them collector’s items.

In March, 3½ years after breaking ground, Stanley announced it was closing the factory. The property is now being advertised for sale.

The Craftsman plant was a high-profile example of a drive among U.S. manufacturers to bring offshored plants back home. Government incentives and a desire to shorten supply chains have sparked a factory-building boom. The high cost of American labor makes automation critical for plants to turn a profit.

Turning manual tasks over to machines, which are supposed to churn out goods with minimal human involvement and maximum productivity, poses its own challenges. The Craftsman factory’s first-of-its-kind system was supposed to make tools so efficiently that costs would be on par with China, but ex-employees said it had problems that couldn’t be fixed before the company decided to pull the plug.

“It was supposed to be different,” said Tom Felty, who worked in the factory as an electroplating engineer. “It was supposed to be bringing the Craftsman brand back. It was all these new technologies. It’s why I moved from North Carolina to Texas to be a part of it, and it was an absolute disaster.”

Echoing a previous statement, Stanley blamed several factors for the plant’s closure.

“We endeavored to make Craftsman mechanics tools in a new and innovative way,” a spokeswoman said. “The events of Covid and supply chain challenges, coupled with technology that did not meet our expectations, resulted in the discontinuation of operations.”

The company declined to comment further.

The closure marked a turn for the tool maker, based in New Britain, Conn., which spent much of the past 14 years chasing growth. Stanley merged with Black & Decker in 2010 and bought Newell Brands ’ tool unit in 2017. The spree turned the company into a colossus, taking it to nearly $17 billion in revenue last year, from $3.7 billion in 2009.

Craftsman, which accounted for more than $1 billion of that total, was a key part of the expansion.

For decades, it had been a flagship brand of Sears, which contracted with U.S. manufacturers to make mechanics’ tools like wrenches, ratchets and sockets. The tools were fixtures in American homes and garages, but after Sears cut costs by shifting production to China, aficionados said the products’ quality declined. Some Craftsman wrenches, for example, fortified their open ends with extra metal, which made them hard to use in tight spaces. That earned them the derisive nickname “lobster claws.”

Stanley bought Craftsman in 2017 for $900 million, a deal then-Chief Executive James Loree said offered the chance to “re-Americanize” the brand. The company began assembling Craftsman tape measures, air compressors and other products in its U.S. facilities, packaging them with a red, white and blue logo that says “Made in the USA with Global Materials.”

The Fort Worth factory, announced in 2019, was meant to go a step further, forging the brand’s iconic wrenches, ratchets and sockets from American steel to feed a consumer desire for U.S.-made tools. Automation and other advanced manufacturing techniques would allow the plant to compete on cost with imported products, executives said.

Steve Stafstrom, Stanley’s vice president of global operations at the time, said that required devising a system that would increase both labor and material efficiency far beyond the norm.

“We had a group of folks very committed to making it work,” he said. “We had to come up with technology that had never been used before.”

Stanley was already making mechanics’ tools for the premium MAC and Proto brands at a factory in nearby Farmers Branch, Texas. Former employees said much of that work was done manually, which is standard for the industry. Workers used tongs to adjust a hot piece of metal as a press smashed it into the shape of a wrench or ratchet, and moved tools by hand from one machine to the next.

Stanley’s plan for the Craftsman plant centered on automating much of that process, as seen in a YouTube video uploaded by a Belarusian company that supplied some of the machinery.

A bar of steel called a billet was sliced from a coil by a guillotine-like device, then carried by conveyor belt through a heater. A machine rolled the glowing red billet into a shape resembling a lollipop and a robot placed it onto a press, where mechanical fingers moved it through several stations until it was pounded into a fully formed ratchet.

The video shows piles of unfinished ratchets and wrenches with scarcely any excess metal clinging to them. Ex-workers said the automated method was supposed to increase the yield well above the traditional toolmaking process, in which more than half of a billet’s steel is trimmed away.

Executives said at Stanley’s May 2019 investor day that the factory would be in production in 18 months. Former employees said that timetable, thrown off by the pandemic, meant the system wasn’t properly tested before being brought up to scale.

A former operations leader said adjustments to the Belarus-made rolling machine sometimes required new tooling to be sent from overseas, which could take weeks. He and other former employees said wrenches and ratchets became misshapen in the press. One fix would have required running the machine at half capacity, he said, but that would have thrown off the factory’s cost effectiveness.

“They spent millions of dollars trying to make those machines work,” said Felty, the electroplating engineer.

The company in Belarus, AMT Engineering, couldn’t be reached for comment.

Other parts of the plant had problems, too. Jeremy Scheffer, who worked in heat treating, said sockets sometimes arrived in his section with metal that hadn’t been fully punched out, or without the Craftsman name stamped onto them.

Stafstrom, who retired in 2021, said the factory’s struggles were exacerbated by attrition among “gray-haired folks” with deep knowledge of tool making, while Felty said turnover at the top of Stanley’s tool division contributed.


Jeffrey Ansell, the company’s president of global tools and storage when the factory was announced, left that job in 2020 and has since been succeeded by four other executives. He couldn’t be reached for comment.

Despite the problems, tooling designer Greg Heltne said workers still made thousands of sockets. But retailers didn’t want them without ratchets and wrenches that also had been made in the factory, he and other former workers said.

“When the customer says, ‘I want everything I ordered’ and we can’t deliver it, there’s not much that can be done,” Heltne said.

Lowe’s, one of Craftsman’s major retail partners, declined to comment. Other retailers that sell the brand, including Ace Hardware, Amazon.com, Blain’s Farm & Fleet and Atwoods Ranch & Home Goods, didn’t respond to requests for comment.

Former workers said inventory accumulated at the factory. Scheffer said that when top executives and board members visited, he and his colleagues were told to rearrange bins of unfinished sockets so they would be less noticeable.

“There was a lot of fanfare, a lot of bigwigs checking out the plant,” tooling engineer Ronnie Cotton said. “They were just trying to show some sort of progress, but in the end, it just wasn’t working properly.”

Rival companies that make mechanics’ tools in the U.S. say their factory lines are partially automated but still rely heavily on workers’ skills.

“The artistry of the human being that’s making those wrenches—that matters,” said Wright Tool President Tom Futey, whose company manufactures high-end tools in Barberton, Ohio.

Nick Pinchuk, CEO of Snap-on, another premium brand, said that in 2010 the company’s U.S. factories had a roughly 100-to-1 ratio of workers to robots. Today it’s 8 to 1, but the gradual transition helped the company identify the optimal roles for humans and machines, he said.

“Sometimes the ease of installing automation is a little bit overestimated,” he said. “Where that comes from is, people don’t really understand how the product is made in the first place.”

Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor and roboticist Julie Shah said people often have expertise and flexibility machines can’t match. She recalled an aerospace company asking whether it could automate the work of an employee who had decades of experience heat-treating components in precise and varied ways.

“You dig into it and you’re like, ‘No, that is an extremely computationally complex problem,’ ” she said. “It’s really easy to undervalue the judgment and experience that someone brings to what seems to be like a fairly simple task.”

As tool enthusiasts wondered when Craftsman’s Texas-made products would be available, the company’s social-media accounts offered repeated assurances. In June 2022, Stanley’s Twitter account said the factory was “gearing up for its debut” and aimed to hire another 100 employees.

By then, Stanley had already announced it was divesting its security business, its oil-and-gas unit and a door-making division in a bid to become a more focused company. An earnings call in July 2022 revealed that the core tool business had suffered a sudden drop in demand after the boom times of the pandemic.

Stanley’s stock price plummeted and cutbacks became the priority as it tried to whittle down more than $6 billion of inventory. Donald Allan Jr. , who became CEO last year, said the company would reduce its facilities by 30% and the number of products it sells by 40% as it sought to cut $2 billion in costs.

Some ex-employees said the Craftsman factory seemed to be getting closer to solving its production problems before Stanley began thinning the workforce. Heltne said he and a colleague were laid off this past December.

The plant, which never reached its planned staffing level of 500 employees, was down to 175 in March when Stanley announced the shutdown. The company said the same day that it was closing a plant in Cheraw, S.C., that had 182 employees who made utility knives and portable storage units, folding those operations into other factories.

Tooling designer Greg Heltne said he was laid off from the Fort Worth factory this past December.

Cheraw Town Manager Robert Wolfe said a few Stanley workers remain in the plant, and no buyer has materialized. Cushman & Wakefield, the real-estate firm selling the Fort Worth factory, said no deal has closed on that property.

Craftsman mechanics’ tools continue to be made in Asia, according to their packaging. Former Stanley employees said those plants have some automation but still rely on manual processing.

Allan told an investor conference in May that the company has opened new plants in Mexico to serve the North American market, and that Stanley aimed to reduce its manufacturing presence in Asia. He didn’t specify the brands or tool lines that would be included in the shift.

Goldman Sachs analyst Joe Ritchie said that the shutdown of the Fort Worth plant is a minor issue in Stanley’s overall business. Shoppers likely will take it in stride if the tools continue to be made overseas, he said, and investors are focused on the broader cost-reduction plan. Shares are up about 27% since the start of the year.

Some consumers, though, were infuriated. Jeff King, a former tech executive who hosts a YouTube review show called the Den of Tools, said his viewers’ excitement about once-beloved tools returning to U.S. production curdled into a feeling that they were misled.

“Other companies didn’t make promises to bring manufacturing back to the U.S.,” he said. “Craftsman did.”

Stanley had predicted the factory would make 60 million tools annually, but ex-employees said in the weeks after the shutdown that they weren’t sure if anything had made it to store shelves. By summer, though, domestically manufactured Craftsman socket sets began to appear at retailers.

A Wall Street Journal reporter on Monday bought an 88-piece set straight out of the shipping box at a Lowe’s in suburban Chicago. The bright red case was embossed with stars and stripes, and inside was a cardboard placard that read, “Forged in Texas.” The set cost $89.98, less than half of what some eBay vendors were seeking.

“LIMITED QTY never to be seen again,” wrote a seller who posted an identical set for $189.99.

Wisconsin carpenter Eric Jacobi got two sets through an online store that serves the military. A spokeswoman for the Army & Air Force Exchange Service said it had acquired 1,200 produced for a retailer that backed out of its purchase.

Jacobi, who runs a Craftsman fan group on Facebook, said the tools felt sturdier than their Taiwan-made equivalents, though some sockets were overly shallow and not entirely chrome plated.

Given their imperfect state and apparent scarcity, he worried that using them could damage their value as a collectible, so he heeded an online follower who advised that he lock the tools away.

“I don’t think I ever will touch these,” he said.


nobody knows how to make things anymore in america

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there aren't any engineers working with s3, they're computer programmers

that's right brother it's time to rise up against the computer touchers

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there aren't any engineers working with s3, they're computer programmers

Yay I'm a real programmer

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



hell yes that’s the poo poo

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

i have a mostly full gallon jug of Tapatio :smugdog:

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
the sriracha supply chain fuckup did lead me to discover secret aardvark, which has been great

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

there aren't any engineers working with s3, they're computer programmers

Shipon posted:

that's right brother it's time to rise up against the computer touchers

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
the job title respecters have logged on

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

sliderule touchers rise up

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Lol that they can't even automate metalworking

Something tells me this automation poo poo isn't all its cracked up to be

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

electoralism & Trotskyism ftw
Kshama Sawant's rent-control bill still alive despite rejection by council committee - Puget Sound Business Journal

www.bizjournals.com posted:


lSeattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant, pictured in this file photo, is vowing to continue her yearslong quest to institute rent control in Seattle. On Friday, a council committee she chairs voted against her bill, 3-2.

A Seattle City Council committee on Friday narrowly rejected Councilmember Kshama Sawant's rent control measure.
Council President Debra Juarez and Councilmembers Sara Nelson and Andrew Lewis voted no, with Sawant and Tammy Morales casting yes votes.

The measure still will go to the full council on Aug. 1 or Aug. 8.

State law prohibits rent control, and supporters acknowledge council passage wouldn't immediately usher in rent control in to Seattle. Instead, the legislation is a trigger law, meaning that if the council OKs the legislation, it will become effective the moment the state law banning rent control is overturned.
If that happens, rent increases would be frozen between the time of the repeal and 18 months after. At that point, the city ordinance would establish maximum annual rent increases that would apply to all rental housing with some exceptions.
The city in recent years has approved over two dozen new laws that affect all landlords but are especially burdensome to small rental housing housing companies, many of whom have left the market.

The number of apartments owned and operated by small landlords, or those with 20 or fewer units, declined 17% to 54,369 over a four-year period that ended last August. Meanwhile, the number owned by larger companies increased 12% to 10,749, according to data collected as the result of a city ordinance.

Housing provider Angie Gerrald spoke against the legislation, calling it "a misleading and divisive political distraction."
Juarez said that while she sees the need for rent control, she would not support Sawant's bill because state lawmakers haven't yet repealed a 42-year-old law that prohibits local governments from regulating rents. She added she does not see this happening in the foreseeable future.

"The arguments that I've heard are very compelling for rent regulation, including potentially rent control," Lewis said. But, he added, he has not heard compelling arguments that the trigger law "is going to get us closer to repealing the state ban" on rent control.
this measure doesn't do anything yet except piss people off but the other "two dozen" or so laws have included things like eviction moratoria, late fee limits etc. which have been worthwhile if not revolutionary.

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Jul 23, 2023

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Colombia could easily solve this problem by inviting the PLAN for an extended visit. Perhaps build a couple of bases for them to call home.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/johncoogan/status/1682795385344131075?t=OX05D9K2nGGdLVVcI3r_9w&s=19

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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003


This is so, so bleak, sad, and grim for so many reasons, holy poo poo. This is what excites his imagination. This is the breadth and width of his soul. Salesforce. Shareholder value. If you cut him in half, sawdust would pour out.

SlimGoodbody has issued a correction as of 08:09 on Jul 23, 2023

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