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Xlorp posted:(Tap, tap, tap...) Surely there is nothing on the hull at this speed!
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"Draw me like one of your Roscosmos girls."
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redshirt posted:Surely there is nothing on the hull at this speed! We traverse the Empyrean. Everything is possible there.
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Aug 7, 2023 05:39
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Those things on the hull are definitely real, they’re inside my head telling me to open the hatch and let them in. Don’t worry though, I’m definitely NOT going to let them in. *walks toward hatch*
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Aug 7, 2023 11:40
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Those things on the hull are definitely real, they’re inside my head telling me to open the hatch and let them in. Don’t worry though, I’m definitely NOT going to let them in. Please step away from the hatch.
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Aug 7, 2023 14:52
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we need to spin the hab ring faster goku trained at 100 times earth gravity on his journey to planet namek. this intense training gave him the edge he needed against the ginyu force, and allowed him to unleash kaio-ken times 20 we may not have enough senzu beans to go straight to 100x gravity, but can we start accelerating up to a modest 20x and see how our training goes?
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Bad Purchase posted:we need to spin the hab ring faster Can we trade this nerd for one of the things on the hull?
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Aug 7, 2023 17:49
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I've been embarrassed to ask but it's been eight months now and i really need to go. How does the zero-G toilet work poopwise?
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Icochet posted:I've been embarrassed to ask but it's been eight months now and i really need to go. How does the zero-G toilet work poopwise? Bro there's gravity in the spinning hab module.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:21
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Aug 7, 2023 18:28
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Umm, is the zero-G toilet equipped to handle 8 months of poo?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Umm, is the zero-G toilet equipped to handle 8 months of poo? Well now that its been reported we'll find out....
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Aug 7, 2023 18:35
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Hull breach! Red alert!
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Icochet posted:Hull breach! Red alert! See the outer shell is a fat jelly like substance.
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Aug 7, 2023 20:06
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Huh look at that…the hatch is open
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oh yeah i had it open to dry the carpet in the bathroom faster, tub overflowed
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Aug 7, 2023 20:45
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Huh look at that…the hatch is open Lucky that every hatch is triple sealed with the last seal needing central command authorization.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Hi, everyone. So, do you know the original myth of Callisto? She was a nymph and a hunting companion of the goddess Artemis. Or Diana, to the Romans. To, uh, "seduce" her, Zeus - Jupiter - disguised himself as Artemis, slept with her, and got her pregnant. I've got some classical art of that scene, here. Brought a few personal files along. You've earned an 8 year hypersleep snooze timer. Mission control doesn't even care if you were deliberately acting like this, they just cant take chances what with all the Space Madness going around.
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Guys, we are almost out of pre-made food and nobody's been growing anything in the hydroponics bay but weed. We might have to resort to extreme measures I'd we don't want to starve, soon.
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Deki posted:Guys, we are almost out of pre-made food and nobody's been growing anything in the hydroponics bay but weed. Commander, Regrettably, this seems like another case of Space Madness I recommend locking down ensign deki to his quarters and to redirect vent 20's array of Gorilla Kush into it. The Loin King fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Aug 8, 2023 |
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Aug 8, 2023 04:42
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That background hum of the HVAC is quite hypnotic.
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redshirt posted:That background hum of the HVAC is quite hypnotic. It turns out I actually trust you because you have had space madness once before. It was back in 2015 and if i recall correctly you were relieved of your command. Its pretty much like space chicken pox. At ease, sargeant.
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The Loin King posted:It turns out I actually trust you because you have had space madness once before. It was back in 2015 and if i recall correctly you were relieved of your command. Thank you. I'm inoculated.
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I’m pretty sure one of those things tapping on the hull is appearing to me in my wet dreams
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Pinche Rudo posted:I’m pretty sure one of those things tapping on the hull is appearing to me in my wet dreams This is probably why they refuse to meet us in person
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Aug 8, 2023 06:38
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Humm...Humm....Humm...Hummm
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(Tap...tap...tap) There is so much we could share with you. What is it you crave ?
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Aug 8, 2023 06:54
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VA room.... Va Room... Va room....
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im gonna cranch and see if I can survive the First Effect of Space. I’m pretty sure I can take it 
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Buce posted:im gonna cranch and see if I can survive the First Effect of Space. I’m pretty sure I can take it I'm not even sure what that means.
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Is anyone else getting space acne? Yeah me either.
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Xlorp posted:(Tap...tap...tap) I’d like Central to authorize opening the last seal of the hatch
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Deki posted:Guys, we are almost out of pre-made food and nobody's been growing anything in the hydroponics bay but weed. Excuse me, I've been feeding the fungus vats regularly, there's a lovely herb and vegetable garden, and also an entire herd of guinea pigs that will be ready soon. I've been busting my rear end over in hydroponics for you people and maybe you'd have realized that if you put your dick down and actually left your bunk every once in a while to eat something aside from tanknuggets.
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Xlorp posted:(Tap...tap...tap) Thick Alien Booty
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Is anyone else getting space acne? I think I got space herpes from the thing in my dreams….. or from doing test runs on the captains rectal stimulator chair on the bridge
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Aug 8, 2023 19:12
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Hey there! Yoga class has been moved to 3PM M W F.
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can someone get Callisto station on the horn to see what's up? I'd do it myself but I've recently gotten into a very immersive VR program and it won't let me save
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All these tanknuggets and no tanktenders Kinda makes u think
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shen posted:can someone get Callisto station on the horn to see what's up? I'd do it myself but I've recently gotten into a very immersive VR program and it won't let me save Is that the 'Spaceship simulator' VR? Coz I've got some very bad news for you.
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