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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Good Citizen posted:

this guy just tried to be friends with me at my regular bar talking about his large assed wife (interested) and then skipped out on his bill and safe to say there’s some fun drama happening while I drink my beer and watch this game

hittler?

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:staredog:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

was anything ever real? does his Costa Rican wife if she exists really have a huge juicy booty?

I guess I’ll never know

you hosed up son

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Powers out indefinitely

Time to pist TRIMIP

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

he was buying them from some medical school, where the women selling them was also arrested last year

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Elephanthead posted:

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

Harvard Medical School, unironically.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Good Citizen posted:

this guy just tried to be friends with me at my regular bar talking about his large assed wife (interested) and then skipped out on his bill and safe to say there’s some fun drama happening while I drink my beer and watch this game


DrPossum posted:

When we live in a world where you can find anyone and any group saying anything, what are YOU listening to?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Elephanthead posted:

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

They didn't know they were hot

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
I was told there were sandwiches

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
posting truno so my son never thinks “trump” is ok

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Elephanthead posted:

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

parts 'r' us

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

or etsy. you can find all sorts of random poo poo there

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

whose got my drug band jam

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

posting truno so my son never thinks “trump” is ok

"Trump" is fine

gremlins two
Aug 14, 2019


:hmmyes:

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Hello

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1699769493487235097?t=X13pLNmKeLYIIF9yQh-ehA&s=19

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this is true I was there

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cumshitter, the youngest man to ever exist, consults with his spiritual advisor, Donald J. Trump, on how to conduct the Big Bang

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

AxGrap posted:

Me, at YOUR posts


he looks like an ugly muppet

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


how the gently caress did i know that was wicked game like two notes in

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bebop esq posted:

he looks like an ugly muppet

He dated a very sexy black woman once in 2005, and that means you're racist for saying that

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

bebop esq posted:

he looks like an ugly muppet

dont be religulous!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

you may not know this but when trum was visiting sun tzu it was him that came up with the title and it was gonna be The Art Of Deal

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Beeftweeter posted:

sounds exhausting

her son's gonna go no contact at 18

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

An Apple A Gay posted:

whose got my drug band jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvqLCS1NEk

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Bearjew posted:

we turpin over here

been turpin myself. had about like 8 or 9 turps so far.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trum Tzu

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
when you are weak, appear strong. when you are strong, deal from strength or get crushed

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

more like hitt her rear end

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
45th President sucked me off????

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

45th President sucked me off????

Donald Trump would never willingly do anything that gave another human being pleasure without getting something in return. Ever.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Donald Trump would never willingly do anything that gave another human being pleasure without getting something in return. Ever.

sucking him off [angrily]

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



wasting away again in Margaritaville
rotting in my
big hickory box

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Beeftweeter posted:

sounds exhausting

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


some people say that there's a woman to blame
but I know
it's my skin cancer

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

He'd suck a dick or two for a positive evaluation on his lovely properties. Then call the dude out, cause it wasn't his fault.

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

petit choux posted:

You can't let the little bastards generation gap you

They are by default cooler than us, but we know some dumb poo poo too.

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