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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

hire her to post here

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

hire her to post here

do you hate filthy hans that much?

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Young gal being king of dad jokes? Faux pas.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

yeah but is she wearing cargo shorts

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

AxGrap posted:

Young gal being king of dad jokes? Faux pas.

you can always count on AxGrap to toot the horn of misandry

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
My sausage stuck to the pan and ripped AGAIN! I tried boiling it first this time to toughen it up or something but IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

AxGrap posted:

Young gal being king of dad jokes? Faux pas.

anyone can be a dad

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Shes funny. Oddly enough dudes get weird and inappropriate in her comments.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I'm not going to explain the pun

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Elephanthead posted:

hire her to post here

bold of u 2 assume they don’t already post among us

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
don't tell anyone I'm sex-mad!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009





Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

AxGrap posted:

I'm not going to explain the pun

faux piss

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


lmfao

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Dear Mods,
No more puns.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

a.lo posted:

Dear Mods,
No more puns.

What would be the pun..ishment

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
What's the number one worst fandom? Potter?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

External Organs posted:

What's the number one worst fandom? Potter?

Bronies which I do not agree with because it really has died down

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

AxGrap posted:

Young gal being king of dad jokes? Faux pas.

groan

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
a.lo... you've aged....

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


this reminds me of that time a video game studio was voted most evil corporation in the world by the internet.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Thank you

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

a.lo posted:

Dear Mods,
No more puns.

pun lyfe

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

External Organs posted:

What's the number one worst fandom? Potter?

Hitler imo

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hitler.fandom.com

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
My wife's patients will tell her about things they like and that's how she knows about "Steven the universe" and the video game "boulders gate"

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Beeftweeter posted:

right wing really leaning on the jews these days huh

Always did

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we could switch to limricks

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap posted:

Hitler imo

:hai:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

External Organs posted:

My wife's patients will tell her about things they like and that's how she knows about "Steven the universe" and the video game "boulders gate"

"Steven the universe" rules

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
there once was a man from cspam
he ate a whole pound of ham
then with his post
he poo poo out the most
and his fingers are covered in poo poo

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

RealityWarCriminal posted:

hitler.fandom.com

Editing pages will set u free

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/avatarrant/status/1700930483842887866?s=20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol remember back before toop, and then the escalator happened and he called all mexicans rapists and drug dealers and became president

A bunch of Mexican citizens and Mexican-Americans got shot up in El Paso because of his rhetoric and he went there and signed an autograph for the parents of a dead Mexican American

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

i already posted this

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