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who's gonna eat the eggs?
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:59 |
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redm posted:that thing is made out of gd paper mache Well yeah it’s a piñata
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:00 |
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But with eggs and titty bones.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:00 |
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redm posted:that thing is made out of gd paper mache Well maybe they evolved from cellulose-based lifeforms, you don't know
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:01 |
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I'd just step on those aliens robustly if they ever tried to abduct me.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:03 |
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porfiria posted:If they are oviparous and live underground, could they be descendants of the dinosaurs who went underground when the meteors hit the earth? yes
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:05 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:and the lols start coming and they don't stop coming I'm the really happy blood pressure monitor slash thermometer on the bottom left
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:07 |
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I want a live one for my house
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:08 |
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MrQwerty posted:I want a live one for my house Cats love it!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:08 |
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Shinjobi posted:I gotta gently caress dat mummy Weird way to talk about your wife but whatever works I guess.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:18 |
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naem posted:how do people have such specific ideas about what an alien is or what interaction with them would be like they are basically the same as the dumb poo poo jesus freaks who get elected into public office except with less charisma.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:20 |
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I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure 22C / 49% humidity is not the appropriate environment for preserving 1000 year old mummies.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:23 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:and the lols start coming and they don't stop coming Cheeto-licious Edit: I can post the cutout if anyone wants it. DiomedesGodshill fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Sep 13, 2023 |
# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:24 |
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These aliens are poo poo
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:32 |
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MrQwerty posted:who's gonna eat the eggs? Hey now,
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:34 |
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Just kickin little swarming aliens off left and right.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:35 |
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people seeing weird zips of light in the sky and on camera and the government releases cockpit footage saying “we don’t know what this is, yes we have this video of an odd phenomena, we are keeping an eye out.” a guy investigates and gets blocked and testifies “yeah they won’t tell me what’s going on, let me now allude to some weird stuff that I am not saying is what’s going on but other people told me might be going on but I’m not saying that myself” people then invent whole cloth a belief system
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:36 |
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Grusch just wanted a way to set himself up for life doing no work, and making winky "I can neither confirm nor deny that information" type statements on the UFO circuit for the next thirty years is gonna be super lucrative for him.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:42 |
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Shinjobi posted:I gotta gently caress dat mummy Brave to talk about your tic tac dick so openly
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:44 |
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It's amazing how they realised how pathetically fake their alien looked and their big idea to hide it was to just loving toss handfulls of sand over it.jokes posted:I'm the really happy blood pressure monitor slash thermometer on the bottom left It's not even that, it's a cheap thermometer with space for two readouts. I have one on my fridge.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:55 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:It's not even that, it's a cheap thermometer with space for two readouts. I have one on my fridge. I won nearly that exact model in grade 5 when I won a weather broadcasting contest through our local news station that our school made us apply to. This was in 2000. It had a little wire you could dangle out the window to get the external temperature at the same time as the internal temperature.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:58 |
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ThinkTank posted:I won nearly that exact model in grade 5 when I won a weather broadcasting contest through our local news station that our school made us apply to. This was in 2000. Congrats on that big win!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:01 |
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redshirt posted:Congrats on that big win! Kids from our school finished 1/2/3 in every category. I don't think anyone else applied.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:07 |
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ThinkTank posted:Kids from our school finished 1/2/3 in every category. I don't think anyone else applied. Freaking Millennials.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:08 |
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Can I have a nibble of the alien? Maybe it tastes really good
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:17 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:and the lols start coming and they don't stop coming Oh poo poo my grandmother had two of these on a shelf in her living room. I always thought it was just some weird trippy statue.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:17 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Oh poo poo my grandmother had two of these on a shelf in her living room. I always thought it was just some weird trippy statue. A child's incense burner sculpture
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:39 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. Sadly, it sounds like untreated mental illness.
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:55 |
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MarcusSA posted:Weird way to talk about your wife but whatever works I guess. Roundup Ready posted:Brave to talk about your tic tac dick so openly Reported for making a goddang joke out of everything. Can we be serious for a moment and talk about engaging in physical relations with this shriveled up authentic alien mummy owned by the Mexican government please????
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:02 |
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Puckanas posted:Sadly, it sounds like untreated mental illness. Oh definitely. A whole lot of it is also encouraged by locals feeding stories to gullible explorers/tourists for tips. "Yetis? Oh I'm not really supposed to talk about it to outsiders but .... yeah I heard lots of stories. If we go out into the hills I bet I can even find a footprint for you, you wanna hire me as a guide?" The guys who were pulling all the crop circles hoaxes were going to the regular Crop Circle Explorers meetings at the local pub and quietly hanging out with the true believers and sometimes even going on their "field expeditions" with them
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:02 |
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Shinjobi posted:Reported for making a goddang joke out of everything. Can we be serious for a moment and talk about engaging in physical relations with this shriveled up authentic alien mummy owned by the Mexican government please???? You can gently caress it after I get to eat one of its feet
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:05 |
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that thing looks like a Giacometti
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:05 |
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:You can gently caress it after I get to eat one of its feet You better hurry, someone already ate all the toes off one of its feet Megillah Gorilla posted:and the lols start coming and they don't stop coming
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:11 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's an excellent book called "Round In Circles" by Jim Schnabel which goes into the history of the crop circles phenomenon and the scientists who spent years and years studying it. They broke into two main camps: scientists who were absolutely adamant that the crop circles were a natural phenomenon caused by localized tornadoes and scientists who were absolutely adamant that they were being caused by alien visitors. They feuded for years and years over their pet theories, writing up papers and published regular "cerealogy' journals and holding seminars and flying in guest lecturers from overseas and doing media interviews and rushing around documenting new crop circles whenever they appeared and holding weeklong "field trips" where they monitored fields and tried to collect footage of crop circles being created. See, I used to agree that crop circles were man-made until Maussán (same dude who is showing off the jerky mummies) showed this video on his TV show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6vP8-SbU0 Now that I've debunked that silly idea that crop circles are not alien in origin let's all 'refuel' our energies with some tasty supplements courtesy of mr Maussán: https://biomaussan.com/ VVV That would've been a fun Star Trek episode Zefiel fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Sep 13, 2023 |
# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:12 |
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Like a tiny alien charging from the right, kick! Two more from the left! KICK KICK! Oh you want some of this? KICKS!!!!!
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:13 |
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It's clearly a goblinoid (possible a leprechaun) and not an alien https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDUjTVHJWxA
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:22 |
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Maybe it's just one of AMLO's elves
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:24 |
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ThinkTank posted:Maybe it's just one of AMLO's elves Does SA have an equivalent AMLO lol thread, like the Trump one? I'd love to post a lot in it
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:32 |
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:You can gently caress it after I get to eat one of its feet Deal
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# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:35 |
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Lil ayy lmao
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