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Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

tenderjerk posted:

this some legit mormon rear end behavior

mormons are like, if you could home school an entire population of people, thats what mormonism would produce. lots of decorum, lots of scams

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Consolidated Ed posted:

youre a certified food criminal, please reprot to the detention facility

i dont like my salmon with a pound of cream cheese and olive bbs

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

please to do the needful shifty

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Plinkey posted:

i dont like my salmon with a pound of cream cheese and olive bbs

sorry mr president, ill get the mcmuffin for you now SIR

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

euphronius posted:

when you see salmon as a delicious ocean-tasting meal, I see a plate of karma trapping you into another age of reincarnations .

your beliefs make 0 sense, hth

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1702083428085067935

lmao, please please let this take down McCarthy. Just for the goddamn laughs.

nobody likes McCarthy enough to give Gaetz the full Cawthorn treatment

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Consolidated Ed posted:

your beliefs make 0 sense, hth

that’s fine they are just for me

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

hey he said he wasn't a Buddhist

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm here for you euphromism

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Consolidated Ed posted:

sorry mr president, ill get the mcmuffin for you now SIR

steak egg and cheese bagel



they are expensive as poo poo now though

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

nobody likes McCarthy enough to give Gaetz the full Cawthorn treatment

gaetz probably facilitated a few international trips

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

please to do the needful shifty

iirc mods/admins said they aren't supposed to give out free gang tags anymore so if you want it you'll have to buy it yourself

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
"I could die violently at any moment, I better live my whole life in the most boring way possible by being a sober Mormon"
-Mitt Romney

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Shifty Nipples posted:

iirc mods/admins said they aren't supposed to give out free gang tags anymore so if you want it you'll have to buy it yourself

coward

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Can I get a weed wackos gangtag?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

ah yes, fish and ketchup... classic combo... i remember my grandma's scrumptious ketchup poached trout and salivate

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

afaik iks can't give out avs anyway

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Mustached Demon posted:

this guy's the weirdest psyop

*looks at thread topic*

ok yeah, that's what you're going with, huh?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
big titty anime shifty would’ve done it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Shifty Nipples posted:

iirc mods/admins said they aren't supposed to give out free gang tags anymore so if you want it you'll have to buy it yourself

Crybabies ruining poo poo on the forums out of spite haha

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
hi i'm just a down home country boy regular big ole boy and i'm sitting in the ocean to sing about america jesus and trump

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spoondick posted:

ah yes, fish and ketchup... classic combo... i remember my grandma's scrumptious ketchup poached trout and salivate

you've never had fishsticks?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Shifty Nipples posted:

afaik iks can't give out avs anyway

So negative :cop:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Qurnah posted:

why would you ever wear pants at home for any reason wtf

Found the Fetterman

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Liquor has calories... that's kinda like food, right?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



just saw a transphobe arguing that trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms because men wash their penises in the sinks in men's restrooms and trans women will start doing the same in women's restrooms

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

big titty anime shifty would’ve done it

i love you or whatever but i'm not made of money like pfc

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Plinkey posted:

you've never had fishsticks?

that's what tartar sauce is for... also cocktail sauce which is definitely not ketchup because there's horseradish in it

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Spoondick posted:

ah yes, fish and ketchup... classic combo... i remember my grandma's scrumptious ketchup poached trout and salivate

https://youtu.be/2aqTiQ8dY6k?si=EYJWoktUxVbUG9tQ

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Liquor has calories... that's kinda like food, right?

i think it has more calories than carbs or fats or protien

e: nm, fat has the most

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/1702112410516254893

every time I think "this rear end in a top hat couldn't possibly suck any more ..."

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mdemone posted:

oh. anattā means the concept of "there is no self"

I thought it was a soyboy paste

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Vim Fuego posted:

So negative :cop:

affirmative

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



still, my all-time favorite transphobe argument for why trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms is because sometimes women have miscarriages in the restroom and they need the other women in the room to help them fish the stuff out of the toilet with toilet paper and figure out which parts are the fetus and it would be gross to let a trans woman help with that

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

tacodaemon posted:

just saw a transphobe arguing that trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms because men wash their penises in the sinks in men's restrooms and trans women will start doing the same in women's restrooms

it's true, we all do it

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
also our butts because that poo poo is dirty

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

External Organs posted:

I thought it was a soyboy paste

no your thinking of nato

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

RandomBlue posted:

it's true, we all do it

Sinks? I thought that's what the water flowing down the urinal was for

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tacodaemon posted:

just saw a transphobe arguing that trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms because men wash their penises in the sinks in men's restrooms and trans women will start doing the same in women's restrooms

Most GOOD bathrooms have the Dyson Dickie 2000 these days, it will wash your dick in near total privacy, at half the cost, and a third of the time.

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