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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



titty_baby_ posted:

By 2032...who gives a poo poo

It'll be the only source of drinkable water by then

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol at trump taking credit for Biden

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/KevinlyFather/status/1702398553426108520?s=20

mdemone has issued a correction as of 20:38 on Sep 14, 2023

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

interesting with an election now means doing anything trump doesn’t like

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


AxGrap posted:

Remember these?


They also recorded you, your gender, and where your eyes were looking etc

The gingerbread man was worth it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJ0UWspCUw

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
can't believe biden would weaponize his own DoJ against his uhh

*checks notes*

his own son

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

euphronius posted:

interesting with an election now means doing anything trump doesn’t like

It's his own version of "woke"

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Trunk

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



VideoKid posted:

wasn’t JK Rowling posting about how you can’t get a blood transfusion using blood from someone with a different gender?

yeah back in March she said it was dangerous somehow


External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Floor is lava posted:

can't believe biden would weaponize his own DoJ against his uhh

*checks notes*

his own son

What, you've never seen a "tough love" parent before?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

tacodaemon posted:

yeah back in March she said it was dangerous somehow




:goofy:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Cooties Truther

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
women cant get blood from men because it turbulates the humours and man cant get blood from women because....well you know why

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
been a while since we had one of these

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1702406123318383090

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

oh my god, 2012 was romney? it feels like 25 years ago

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

blood chat

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





time to launch some weather balloons

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

didn’t even derail just randomly exploded lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

yeah back in March she said it was dangerous somehow




In America at least dont they just put the blood into lots by type and then test the lots? So any blood transfusion u get probably is mixed gender

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Sherbert Hoover posted:

oh my god, 2012 was romney? it feels like 25 years ago

Binders...full....of women

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what about vampires

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Norfolk Southern and CSX reduced the number of people employed to look for sparking/melting wheels through webcams to zero

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

what about vampires

for em

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

can a male vampire drink the blood of a human woman? what about a female vampire. does drinking the blood of a male vampire make you gay

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ItsMattsLaw/status/1702134662146015492

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

trump

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Buddykins posted:

can a male vampire drink the blood of a human woman? what about a female vampire. does drinking the blood of a male vampire make you gay

what do you think idiot

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

Binders...full....of women

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

dsyp

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

:smugdog:

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


tr

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Sherbert Hoover posted:

oh my god, 2012 was romney? it feels like 25 years ago

corporations are people my friend

"there are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what" because they are "dependent upon government ... believe that they are victims ... believe the government has a responsibility to care for them ... these are people who pay no income tax."

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


i was high as balls when i made this last night and dropped it without telling people to unmute so im posting it again

https://i.imgur.com/9TRX7OZ.mp4

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

UFOTacoMan posted:

corporations are people my friend

"there are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what" because they are "dependent upon government ... believe that they are victims ... believe the government has a responsibility to care for them ... these are people who pay no income tax."

Weird way to sum up the republican voter base

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


i feel like this at work

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Too Many Birds posted:

i was high as balls when i made this last night and dropped it without telling people to unmute so im posting it again

https://i.imgur.com/9TRX7OZ.mp4

Good job

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Too Many Birds posted:

i was high as balls when i made this last night and dropped it without telling people to unmute so im posting it again

https://i.imgur.com/9TRX7OZ.mp4

lmao

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