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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tacodaemon posted:

the "wine" comes first in "wine mom"


https://i.imgur.com/GkLPJcJ.mp4

the baby has its lid on the wine doesn't

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

u mean to tell me fascists are hypocrites? crazy

Based.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I can't believe the movement that started on the internets premiere image board for sharing Japanese child porn would be like this

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
Plz change my username to Based King

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tacodaemon posted:

what the gently caress




this's like half of the whole point lmao. everything else is a subset of this in a couple of ways, power over something or another

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


clicks

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

a.lo posted:

Plz change my username to Based King
you can't have that name: the ensuing abbreviation has already been claimed for both Buddykins and the Burger King

How about Based The King Killer

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

more and more grey hairs in the beard

I am feeling it now, butter over too much bread etc

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






impossibly normal human poo poo to say

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/SenatorJohnKane/status/1702431241843384809

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





my favorite drink is beer, i love beer and soda pop, they say do you like wine i say no!!! beer only, and soda pop also sometimes, are my favorite

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
like a baby bird to the meat mincing machines, this Mormon demands his protein slurry chewed up beeforehand

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Former President Donald Trump deflected when asked in a new interview with right-wing commentator Megyn Kelly about why his wife Melania has barely been seen in recent months, reported Newsweek.

"I think part of the beauty is that mystery," Trump told Kelly.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

"She doesn't need to be out there. She has confidence. She has a lot of self-confidence."

Trump went on to say, "She was a very popular first lady. I mean, I go out to rallies, and they have pictures of Melania [and say], 'We love our first lady.' So many posters were there in the audience ... I had the biggest rallies we've ever had."

Melania has been absent from the campaign trail as Trump seeks re-election in 2024. Trump was even greeted in Iowa with a "Where's Melania?" banner.

The former first lady has been described as sick of being in the public spotlight with her husband.

But she's also been described as "livid" about her husband's court cases, particularly the hush-money case involving payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels and the civil case in which he was found liable of sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





when i breathe my favorite breath is earth's atmosphere, they say to me they ask, do you like you breathe a combination of helium and neon as found on your home world and i say i came from this earth and i love how it's air is!!! me for president

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my time to shine is here

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bethamphetamine posted:

Former President Donald Trump deflected when asked in a new interview with right-wing commentator Megyn Kelly about why his wife Melania has barely been seen in recent months, reported Newsweek.

"I think part of the beauty is that mystery," Trump told Kelly.

Lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Former President Donald Trump deflected when asked in a new interview with right-wing commentator Megyn Kelly about why his wife Melania has barely been seen in recent months, reported Newsweek.

"I think part of the beauty is that mystery," Trump told Kelly.

u can always tell a milford wife

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Schmoe Cwead posted:

u can always tell a milford wife

Lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Plinkey posted:

my time to shine is here



please dont post uncensored intercourse meats

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



RandomBlue posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/sparrow_hater/status/1702445696391987578?s=46

lmao eat poo poo fash statue guy

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Spaced God posted:

RandomBlue posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got to open up your
open up your
open up your
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQjyGT1-mc
throop

gremlins two
Aug 14, 2019

RandomBlue posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

lmfao

corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020

tymmp

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

but wait it gets better

https://twitter.com/sparrow_hater/status/1702023773866836041?s=46

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lux Anima posted:

You've got to open up your
open up your
open up your
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQjyGT1-mc
throop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Ahahahahaaa

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
Is that statue guy going to kill himself?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schmoe Cwead posted:

please dont post uncensored intercourse meats



Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


replace rapsheet with posts

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 minutes!
What’s an X payment

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

a.lo posted:

What’s an X payment

Not much what's an X payment with you

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

a.lo posted:

Is that statue guy going to kill himself?

With the rest of his family, the way these things often go.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

a.lo posted:

What’s an X payment

elon musk gave tens of thousands of dollars to a bunch of prolific posters once in a PR move, everyone posted screenshots of what they got paid, and then immediately throttled the payment valve

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

a.lo posted:

What’s an X payment

I think it’s that helicopter money Musk threw out to some of the prominent fash accounts earlier this year ha ha

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