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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Matlack Radio posted:

Oh sure, but when I start scrubbing my weiner in public at the beach I'm a "weirdo" and a "pervert".... :rolleyes:

Edit: Lol, what a page snipe.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 02:28

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# ? May 27, 2024 08:26

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

null_pointer posted:

A "box jump". I leave it up to the viewer as to whether or not she succeeded or failed.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 15:39

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I do wonder how many of those alt Batmans are references, or maybe inspirations down the line. Like the British equivalents of Batman and Robin are Knight and Squire, and there's a whole thing with owls.

Shooting Star is pretty rad.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 16:27

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

It does break the mold.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 17:08

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Zetsubou-san posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

it's pretty much ultrakill

Sometimes we like a little ultrakill :colbert:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Sep 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:50

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Matlack Radio posted:

Posting ladbible poo poo should be a perma from life

# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:08

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Look out, gotta real ladatheist over here

# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:13

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Kingo Ligma posted:

Posting ladbible poo poo should be a perma from life

Careful now.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:55

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A Bible especially for Lads?

What will they think of next?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 00:22

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

FreudianSlippers posted:

A Bible especially for Lads?

What will they think of next?

Lady bible

# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:17

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

FreudianSlippers posted:

A Bible especially for Lads?

What will they think of next?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:21

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

faithgirlz

# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:43

a seagull: Apr 11, 2007

onlyfaith.com

# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:54

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Mr. Fix It posted:

Funny, I thought the priesthood was typically only interested in young boys! :downsrim:

(Check the base of the spine)

# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Funny, I thought the priesthood was typically only interested in young boys!

(Check the base of the spine)

That's the NIV, Evangelicals prey both ways

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:02

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Captain Hygiene posted:

That's the NIV, Evangelicals prey both ways

The NIV is used by Anglicans, Presbyterians, and mainline Baptist (not evangelical).

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

We alternated between Baptist and E-Free churches the entire time I was growing up, and I didn't even know that distinction. :rip:

that dumb joke

# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:53

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Funny, I thought the priesthood was typically only interested in young boys!

(Check the base of the spine)

You're not trying to claim that they're looking for a tail, are you?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 09:20

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Jedit posted:

You're not trying to claim that they're looking for a tail, are you?

The spine of the book! The book!

(that's how I read it too, at first)

# ? Sep 15, 2023 13:43

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Southern Cassowary posted:

a friend of mine just told me she has a new coworker who showed up to work in an ahegao hoodie and his motorcycle had an ahegao wrap

Patware posted:

this MIGHT wrap around to being based. does he pull it off

Southern Cassowary posted:

he had to ask for a ride to his job because he can't ride his motorcycle there so no

# ? Sep 15, 2023 14:23

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

So he does pull it off (a block away from the office before getting into view)

# ? Sep 15, 2023 14:29

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 3 days!

Hopefully he's pulling off at home

# ? Sep 15, 2023 14:30

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Randomly remembered this joke last night. One of my favorites, for some reason.

Jonny 290 posted:

The Unscrambler got his powers when he was 13 and was trying to rig up some poo poo to pull in cable porn and lightning struck

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And how would you know his secret origins, hmm

Jonny 290 posted:

we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold

# ? Sep 15, 2023 16:26

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

The OFFICIAL SA Poker Tournament! :fourballs:

Ripisme posted:

I got a royal flush once.

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# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A perma?! lmfao

# ? Sep 15, 2023 18:53

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

A perma?! lmfao

What's

if not an ante

# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i got a royal flush in 1997

# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:19

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Milo and POTUS posted:

A perma?! lmfao

His rap sheet has two entries: one ban, and then the perma. And here's his profile:

I figure he's probably a then-obvious rereg/parachute?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:38

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

His rap sheet has two entries: one ban, and then the perma. And here's his profile:

I figure he's probably a then-obvious rereg/parachute?

No it was just a lowtax scam thread and they shitposted in it

# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:40

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Marcade posted:

Randomly remembered this joke last night. One of my favorites, for some reason.

lmao

# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:42

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

From a disaster tourism thread.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for getting my friend a strap on as a birthday gift?

Uh I know this sounds weird, but hear me out.

I�m (M20) friends with this guy (M21) as well as a group of others. He�s moved into our area about a year or so ago. So we were all chilling, and I asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

So he told us he�d like a strap.

We asked him if he was serious, and if he actually was into that, and he was like yeah yeah of course. The morning after, after the hangovers had calmed him down, and asked him if he was serious about wanting a strap. He said yes, and then basically went if you don�t get me one it�s fine just lmk.

So I was like gently caress it, if my friend wants a strap on, he�s getting one.

So I got him the strap-on, and he opened it in front of us, and we were giggling a little bit, and he goes what the gently caress is this?

And I was like it�s the strap you asked for, and he loses it. He tells me he meant strap as in a gun and i�m an rear end in a top hat for embarrassing him in front of all our friends, and i should�ve gotten it. trying to salvage me, another friend mentions that we all thought he meant a strap on and he gets angrier.

so reddit, aita for getting my friend a strap-on instead of a gun??

Inceltown posted:

Deserves it for saying "strap" instead of like "replacement penis"

# ? Sep 15, 2023 20:46

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

In the meme thread:

Cartoon Man posted:

Hyperlynx posted:

There is an "i" outside "team".

Brawnfire posted:

They call the rising sun

# ? Sep 16, 2023 16:26

Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm at the ashtray (what)
I'm at the baptismal font (what)
I'm at the combination ashtray and baptismal font.

# ? Sep 16, 2023 19:56

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

post hot car chicks and the most AIest images you got :aliexpress:

Anti-Square posted:

hurrr this deleted post cost me $10, dang I coulda spent that on some crack

*posts in TCC*

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# ? Sep 16, 2023 20:44

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Guess the thread

Prism posted:

The War on Christmas is finally over, though.

Christmas won.

bird food bathtub posted:

There's early reporting that this conflict is re-igniting. Apparently Christmas has an expeditionary force moving towards Halloween's border. Conquering Thanksgiving did not appease them.

Cable Guy posted:

They're selling Christmas puddings at my local supermarket already. That boat has sailed.

Bell_ posted:

I was in Germany last year and at the very beginning of September they were selling Christmas breads, if you're looking as to how Halloween was stollen from you.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 21:18

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I should bake some Stollen.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 11:32

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

(In regards to the plinkey perma)

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

super fragile legalistic landlord with cirrhosis

# ? Sep 18, 2023 17:21

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Captain Invictus posted:

(In regards to the plinkey perma)

# ? Sep 18, 2023 17:22

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

its so drat good

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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Captain Invictus posted:

(In regards to the plinkey perma)

Lmao

# ? Sep 18, 2023 17:27

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Matlack Radio posted:

Fishstick posted:

Elias_Maluco posted:

null_pointer posted:

Zetsubou-san posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Matlack Radio posted:

Kingo Ligma posted:

FreudianSlippers posted:

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Mr. Fix It posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Jedit posted:

Southern Cassowary posted:

Patware posted:

Southern Cassowary posted:

Jonny 290 posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Jonny 290 posted:

Ripisme posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Marcade posted:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Inceltown posted:

Cartoon Man posted:

Hyperlynx posted:

Brawnfire posted:

FreudianSlippers posted:

Anti-Square posted:

Prism posted:

bird food bathtub posted:

Cable Guy posted:

Bell_ posted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Captain Invictus posted:

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