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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Ham Cheeks posted:

lots of Perfect Posts, thank you!!
post 'em if'n you gotten'em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixrJ8SOfcx8


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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i think the getting paid part is what makes it official

:hmmyes:

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

did sound for a guy who used to be in a band with this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOCZwKmjR6E

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I've never eaten a rat turd. just saying

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I have quit weed and will now be scolding everyone who has not. Wow what a great not a drug, weed, love to get so out of it that I eat a big bird dump

i've smoked a lot of weed in my time and never ate any bird turds

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I've never eaten a rat turd. just saying

u sure u never got an extra chewy coco pebble?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I don't eat breakfast

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i'm high right now and just ate some ice cream. pretty sure there wasn't any poop in it

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Shifty Nipples posted:

lol haha yeah it's just terrible for the birds to not have to worry about predators and get food water and shelter for no effort

Next you'll be saying Han beings deserve such things. Disgusting!

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Asproigerosis posted:

Next you'll be saying Han beings deserve such things. Disgusting!

not if he keeps posting doug balloon

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I've never eaten a rat turd. just saying

you have never eaten more than the FDA approved amount of rat turd by volume, you mean

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I literally haven't eaten breakfast in three years. I just drink coffee and eat at 11:30 or noon

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I literally haven't eaten breakfast in three years. I just drink coffee and eat at 11:30 or noon

this is actually correct. breakfast is for losers

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i had a waffle today but i usually don't eat breakfast. once every couple of months basically

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I only eat before 11 if I happen to spot one of them breakfast burrito trucks when I’m drivin arohnd

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

Beeftweeter posted:

i've smoked a lot of weed in my time and never ate any bird turds

most rock bottom stories don't involve munching bird dung

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I still feel lonely but I'm trying hard not to care

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I will not drunk post don't worry

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

most rock bottom stories don't involve munching bird dung

how can it be rock bottom if i have waffles

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The Pittsburgh athletic football team lost to my big strong sad boys from West Virginia. Unfortunately Pittsburgh is a vastly superior academic school meanwhile WVU is collapsing in on itself from lack of funding.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
the lonelier you get the more willing you become to overlook how the vast majority of the people that you meet are fuckers

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

as a florida resident i would like to ask that you do not dox my home like this. plz remove ur post

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


has everybody heard
about the turd
b-b-b-bird bird turd
turd from a bird

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

this mf ate bird poo poo

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Is the inside shell of this mini fridges water tight? Trying ro figure out how I'm going to clean this gross work fridge

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Spaced God posted:

I will not drunk post don't worry

don't fret, i got your drunk posting six

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Beeftweeter posted:

not if he keeps posting doug balloon

are you talking about the NYTP twitter guy

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCH8nBxiqxo

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

the lonelier you get the more willing you become to overlook how the vast majority of the people that you meet are fuckers
then it's time to take those fake fuckers to the floor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdDkYtnOEUI
:roboluv::roboluv::roboluv::roboluv::roboluv:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

has everybody heard
about the turd
b-b-b-bird bird turd
turd from a bird

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

has everybody heard
about the turd
b-b-b-bird bird turd
turd from a bird

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Asproigerosis posted:

Is the inside shell of this mini fridges water tight? Trying ro figure out how I'm going to clean this gross work fridge

dont do it. leave it for someone else

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tacodaemon posted:

holy poo poo, dril saw this one coming a decade ago



Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
been really loading up my tea with honey, feel like it's giving me the super power of not being miserably depressed at all times

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Well today it finally happened. One of the birds kept landing on my head during dinner and he pooped on my plate and I thought it was a little piece of food and put it in my mouth without thinking (pretty baked) and then immediately realized what it was and spit it out and rinsed my mouth a bunch

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how how titty_baby_ got the influenza called H5N1

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Plz don't doxx me. I'm the shopping cart.

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Oglethorpe posted:

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how how titty_baby_ got the influenza called H5N1

From South Philadelphia born and raised
In an A-cup is where I spent most of my days

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