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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
source: i got points off during my first driver's test and technically should have failed on attempt #1 because I never looked behind me outside of using the rear-view mirror while performing a parallel parking maneuver on a quiet residential street

sometimes you know more than the testers,

sometimes you are not looking out for the children enough

both are valid


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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

They should take a rope long enough to reach earth to the space station and tie it up so if you want to go to space just grab the rope as it zooms by at 14000 mph. Hey NASA hire me.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Now Wynona took her big brown boner
And she stuck him up in the air
Said, "I sure do love this big brown boner
And I wish I did have a pair"
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite

Wynona loved her big brown boner
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


:pwn:

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1707074379962515852

quote:

in the case of Army Staff Sergeant Robert Bales, who pleaded guilty to 16 counts of murder, six counts of attempted murder, and seven counts of assault in a 2013 plea deal. But former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said the death penalty was on the table before Bales had even gone to trial. Former President Barrack Obama instructed the military to “prosecute the case aggressively.” Why isn’t Bales also getting his sentence dismissed?

:pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


holy poo poo that's like watching the basketball swirl around the rim for a good ten seconds before it falls out.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
can't get over that hat dude from page 494, he's been haunting me all day

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Grem posted:

holy poo poo that's like watching the basketball swirl around the rim for a good ten seconds before it falls out.

lol

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
eat the piss eggs and smash mouth
because I could die today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
Im not listening when you say......

































obamna~~~~~~

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/snicklink/status/1706662702083661875

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Lux Anima posted:

reveal yourselves

f#a# posted:

can't get over that hat dude from page 494, he's been haunting me all day
ty are you doin okay?>!@?

We could all use a little change~

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Grem posted:

holy poo poo that's like watching the basketball swirl around the rim for a good ten seconds before it falls out.

lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

donald DUMP!!! hahahah

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Go to bed.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

DryGoods posted:

Go to bed.

wb!!

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SKMorefield/status/1707233493082665296
lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1707110098634481720

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Richard_Harambe/status/1707204670324691203



Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



This is just a guy losing a popularity contest, badly, and demanding a debate to determine once and for all who should actually be popular. This has never worked for anyone

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/F7FsISEXcAA0Ryl.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://i.imgur.com/AQbtUYt.mp4

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Ron desantis: the “downvotes, really?” candidate

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

call that a Government Balesout

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Real Mean Queen posted:

Ron desantis: the “downvotes, really?” candidate

unfuckable, even if he's the pres. Biden, Trump... hell, Hillary? Yeah. But never desantos

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

ran across a black guy and a redneck loudly agreeing with each other that there are only 2 genders (it's in the bible) in the meat section of walmart today. maybe they knew each other but they seemed more like strangers. it was loving weird.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1707255263638482944/vid/avc1/1280x720/FNuRUuhPqrNenMT8.mp4?tag=14

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Rubellavator posted:

ran across a black guy and a redneck loudly agreeing with each other that there are only 2 genders (it's in the bible) in the meat section of walmart today. maybe they knew each other but they seemed more like strangers. it was loving weird.

Yeah, it's in the book of gendersis

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

why is trump not doing the debates? thats more criminal than anything else hes done

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Vim Fuego posted:

unfuckable, even if he's the pres. Biden, Trump... hell, Hillary? Yeah. But never desantos

The average voter has spent at least some of their life trying to be fuckable, a candidate that hasn’t is doomed. His rapidly dwindling fanbase can’t talk about him without bringing up trump and his wife spends the whole time complaining about how he doesn’t help with their (?) kids and only calls him “the governor.” He doesn’t credibly come across as an organism

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


You, an organism: capering through a clearing or copse, warmed by the sun, took a poo poo earlier, concerned about food, doin great, understands what we’re doing here

Ron desantis: doing something else, wants to have a debate about it

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
tru

tru

trubmo

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Real Mean Queen posted:

You, an organism: capering through a clearing or copse, warmed by the sun, took a poo poo earlier, concerned about food, doin great, understands what we’re doing here

Ron desantis: doing something else, wants to have a debate about it

:hmmyes:

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lux Anima posted:

source: i got points off during my first driver's test and technically should have failed on attempt #1 because I never looked behind me outside of using the rear-view mirror while performing a parallel parking maneuver on a quiet residential street

sometimes you know more than the testers,

sometimes you are not looking out for the children enough

both are valid

I would have lost a point for not knowing how to turn on my high beams but my instructor tried and couldn't figure it out either so he said he didn't take the point off for me lol

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

today in things that happened




yeah and then one crazy fast rear end in a top hat comes out of nowhere

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

William Bear posted:

This schmuck always acts like he was a grunt with a rifle. He was a lawyer who ran urine tests!

https://twitter.com/NvrBackDown24/status/1707228432529014803?s=20

he also tortured some folks

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


zero cool taller

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Real Mean Queen posted:

You, an organism: capering through a clearing or copse, warmed by the sun, took a poo poo earlier, concerned about food, doin great, understands what we’re doing here

Ron desantis: doing something else, wants to have a debate about it

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