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Ornamental Dingbat posted:This bird has been my profile pic on my work Outlook for the last 4 years: Every time I see this I remember one of those bird memes that looked like this guy with the caption "the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"
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Chitin posted:Trying to jerk it on antidepressants like
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Every time I see this I remember one of those bird memes that looked like this guy with the caption "the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"
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Baronjutter posted:"we made out a bunch and then had sex but I wasn't sure if she was into me"
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I should've scrolled down more in that Twitter thread because The expression is so perfect
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LuxuryLarva posted:I volunteer a lot so sometimes I meet people who have lost jobs and I met this guy who lost his job at google and he used to work for the google glass division and then he started working in their AI division. After he got fired his girlfriend dumped him. One time when we were volunteering he told me that deer kept eating all the plants in his garden and I told him to get a goose because it would scare away all the deer. He got a goose egg and he got it to imprint on him and now the goose literally just follows him around his yard and it attacks his neighbors and the other day he told me that the goose scared away a date by flying into her and biting her face. I ruined this nerd's life with a goose. Computers should be illegal. Thanks for listening. LuxuryLarva posted:Even though I lowkey dislike the tech industry and think that tech workers have ruined my hometown by making everything too expensive I can see his humanity and will never tell him how I feel. He seems super sad on most days and has told me multiple times that even though he's been successful financially he's never really accomplished anything at work - that google got rid of every project he ever worked on - that his girlfriend only liked him because he had money. It seems like it's the only living thing that actually loves him even though it attacks the deliveryman and it leaves huge corklike turds all over his car's windshield that he has to pick out with his hands because he says they smear when he uses the wipers.
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Was coming here to post that but the early goose gets the Google glass
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If there’s a Scott pilgrim of hadoukening geese out there I am sure it’s a goon
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Untitled goose game 2 looking good
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Lmfao
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yet another cool bird
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The sagoose continues LuxuryLarva posted:I really dislike almost everything about the tech industry but I'd be lying if it wasn't motivated by a lot of jealousy since many of those opportunities seem completely out of reach to me. I find a lot of tech people to be arrogant and sheltered and they tend to view themselves as the superego of society - like it's their job to discipline the world - and it grates on me. Adding to that the arrival of tech giants in my hometown marked a decades long transition into an economy that was ever more cruel, extractive, and unequal. It will probably eventually force me to live in a place that I don't want to live in. However I keep my mouth shut. It's not productive to shout people down and call them gentrifiers and computers aren't going away. It just makes you seem like a psychopath, it burns down bridges, and what could any of them even do to change things even if I convinced them? Nothing. It's bigger than them. It's bigger than me.
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Milo and POTUS posted:sagoose
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Brawnfire posted:Attention! Women are not objects! Without clicking on the link, guess context and thread.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Tools for killing a very specific type of vampire. Ambassadorofsodomy posted:For dealing with vampiles.
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And yet again, I lament that images can't be thread titles.
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who the gently caress would click that
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:who the gently caress would click that you know
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when you hover your mouse over the image it should turn the cursor into a rubber mallet
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Drawing Mario is easy, thanks to this catchy song! Beardly posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdWmaWrfeJw Discount_Bees posted:What the gently caress OP? This doesn't look like Mario at all. This is horseshit. webster876 posted:One day, Discount Bees woke up and said "Today I will draw everything. Everything that could possibly be drawn, so that way I will be prepared to instantly provide an imagine for every possible situation where a picture might be needed, and those who are not aware will think I was able to create the image on the fly. Foolish, foolish goons." Jose Mengelez posted:you hosed up son.
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Cranappleberry posted:Master Chief removes her helmet. It's Cher. The Covenant goes wild. They believe in life after love.
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Lmfao
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mllaneza posted:Even just a makeover can work wonders. Back at the ad agency I worked with N. N was... plain. Girl had no style. None. Not in makeup, not with her hair, not with her clothes. Absolutely a great person to work with or hang out at the bar with, but not a looker. Not ugly, just neutral at best.
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Oh wow she was kind of hot this whole time now she deserves our respect and attention!
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monolithburger posted:Edraculate ZixTheYeti posted:Drac Sucking Lips. Splicer posted:I do not swallow... wine...
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i love when awful people continue to be awful people but think they've grown because they learned the wrong lessons. "I learned to be nice the uggos because they might get hot later" is not a form of character development.
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I blame 90s and early 2000s movies for that mindset. At least eventually they did away with the whole "rape and sexual harassment is good actually if it's funny and/or the person learns a 'lesson'" that was especially prevalent in the 80s but goddamn a lot of movies and tv we grew up with were dogshit.
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That Little Demon posted:if you give a thread a diaper the mods will open it
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zimbomonkey posted:i love when awful people continue to be awful people but think they've grown because they learned the wrong lessons. "I learned to be nice the uggos because they might get hot later" is not a form of character development. They say in the first part of the post that she was a great person to work and hang out with. Everybody tripping over themselves to point out how her colleagues treated N like trash until she got the makeover, while the post literally states the opposite
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:She was slashie, a rich New York society heiress. It was IP confirmed or some poo poo. I remember Jeff or Fluffdaddy or someone posting about it but not where. symbolic posted:im slashie and i love money ama HopperUK posted:Can I have some money symbolic posted:ama time is over
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Sundae posted:I still hold that excessive exposure to internet-irony causes some kind of brain damage. One could even go so far as to say The Internet Makes You Stupid. SpelledBackwards posted:poo poo, I bet you could create a whole website around that. Might have a forum, and even a front page! Weatherman posted:There'd be a front page?
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shut up blegum posted:They say in the first part of the post that she was a great person to work and hang out with.
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It's me, I'm the ugly fuckling.
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zedprime posted:Yes, if we completely ignore the last half of the post where they start gossiping behind her back about how hot she is and how they made a mistake (what's the mistake if they are already great to hang out with?), it's just a wholesome ugly duckling story. the mistake is that they did not see her as a romantic prospect and did not try to date her, not that they treated her badly.
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zedprime posted:Yes, if we completely ignore the last half of the post where they start gossiping behind her back about how hot she is and how they made a mistake (what's the mistake if they are already great to hang out with?), it's just a wholesome ugly duckling story. The only wholesome ugly duck story is the great Dane who thought he was a dachshund
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