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BlankSystemDaemon posted:En dansker skal i hvert fald heller ikke kommenterer en svenskers tasker, uprovokeret. There is a "Danish is unintelligible" joke here, but I assume it's been on page 2
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Swedish government working hard on projecting an aura of competence: https://www.dn.se/varlden/billstrom-missade-mote-i-kiev-uppges-ha-glomt-passet/ Our moron of a foreign minister allegedly missed a meeting for all EU foreign ministers in Kiev because he misplaced his passport. He was turned back at the Polish border. His press secretary blames "logistical issues". lol lmao
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 11:37 |
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"For ikke så længe siden blev jeg spurgt, hvad jeg ville være, hvis jeg ikke var statsminister. Og svaret var ikke generalsekretær i NATO. Mit svar faldt prompte, for jeg var slet ikke i tvivl: Jeg vil gerne være skolelærer."
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 12:09 |
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SplitSoul posted:
That's definitely from the heart and not a statement from the pr department. Also why it has that weird extra layer of "someone recently asked me"
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 12:21 |
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BonHair posted:That's definitely from the heart and not a statement from the pr department. Also why it has that weird extra layer of "someone recently asked me" Made me do the horrified Dirch Passer triple-take IRL.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 12:24 |
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SplitSoul posted:Made me do the horrified Dirch Passer triple-take IRL. https://i.imgur.com/GCF53k9.gifv
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:55 |
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It's one of my favourite reactions of all time.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:45 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 15:16 |
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lilljonas posted:Swedish government working hard on projecting an aura of competence: This is some poo poo I’d pull in HS if I didn’t do my homework, but I would just flat out cut the class to spare everyone the embarrassment. Doesn’t he, of all people in the country, have a way around this? What logistical issues are there, really? E: wait how did he leave the country without his passport? They check it before you enter a plane or boat. And given his final destination is Ukraine wouldn’t they be triple sure that all was in order before leaving Terra Svea? teen witch fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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teen witch posted:This is some poo poo I’d pull in HS if I didn’t do my homework, but I would just flat out cut the class to spare everyone the embarrassment. Schengen?
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 15:47 |
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I’ve flown multiple times inside Schengen never showing ID, just using a boarding pass. Could also have been using national ID card where they asked him for ID at Arlanda. Or it’s just a bullshit excuse.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 15:47 |
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Not to imply that there might be some systemic racism issues with the nation that gave us Uppsala University and the skull collections, but teen witch might have her papers asked about slightly more than a white guy
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 15:59 |
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Anders posted:Schengen? Yes! That could have how he got to Poland however my belief is luminalflux posted:Or it’s just a bullshit excuse. Though why not just play sick or something? I mean you’re the utrikesminister, I would think your passport is fused eXistenZ-style to your body upon assuming the role. Rappaport posted:Not to imply that there might be some systemic racism issues with the nation that gave us Uppsala University and the skull collections, but teen witch might have her papers asked about slightly more than a white guy I also keep both passports on me if I’m leaving the EU just as a precaution/to show off. teen witch fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Oct 3, 2023 |
# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:01 |
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teen witch posted:Though why not just play sick or something? I mean you’re the utrikesminister, I would think your passport is fused eXistenZ-style to your body upon assuming the role. You're assuming way too much competence on their part. Have you even seen our government?
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:03 |
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Jack Trades posted:You're assuming way too much competence on their part. Against my will, unfortunately.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:05 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:11 |
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Ah, den liberala idétraditionen
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:16 |
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Finally, someone speaks out for decriminalization
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:19 |
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teen witch posted:Doesn’t he, of all people in the country, have a way around this? What logistical issues are there, really?
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 16:59 |
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muni servicedesk posted:Hej! Tack för att du hjälper till!
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:00 |
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evil_bunnY posted:So glad we’ve reached the “no money for lane markings” stage of managed decline Lol, it's the "sorry, no more free coffee at work, we need to save money!" but on a grander scale. I bet they still have means to raise the salaries of the Kommunstyrelsen. I'm so glad that Stockholm raises the taxes to fund the services the national government won't help with. Sadly I think this means they will get kicked out by the collective stupidity of us voters next election.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:30 |
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Anders posted:The Danish word kuk is a lot funnier for Norwegians than tull will ever be Dette fortsetter å forvirre meg når jeg snakker med svensker. Hva er det som er så rart og rolig hele tiden?!
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:15 |
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Stalins Moustache posted:Dette fortsetter å forvirre meg når jeg snakker med svensker. I Østersund kaller de øl for bæsj. And I think that's beautiful
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:33 |
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Anders posted:I Østersund kaller de øl for bæsj. And I think that's beautiful I've partied with enough Swedes to know that bæsj is beer. Still didn't make it any less funny when they started singing BÆSJ BÆSJ BÆSJ BÆSJ while at the bar.
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:15 |
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teen witch posted:This is some poo poo I’d pull in HS if I didn’t do my homework, but I would just flat out cut the class to spare everyone the embarrassment. As I understand it they were all going to Kiev by train together and he got to Poland, there would be no checks until then if he went by train. Hell, on a long distance train in Sweden they don't even check tickets these days. Then he was not allowed to continue when the whole group was going to Ukraine. Because Mr. Big Brain Foreign Minister probably had his passport sitting at his nightstand at home. That's quite an embarrassing moment, sitting on a bench in Poland as the rest of the Ministers go to Kiev as you frantically try to find out how to book a return ticket. The "logistical issue" that his press secretary won't go into details about is that he forgot his passport. Because it is too embarrassing to admit openly that's what happened. Stalins Moustache posted:I've partied with enough Swedes to know that bæsj is beer. Still didn't make it any less funny when they started singing It's: Leader: Bira bira bira! Chorus: Bärs bärs bärs! Leader: Bira! Chorus: Bärs! Leader: Bira! Chorus: Bärs! Leader: Bira bira bira! Chorus: Bärs bärs bärs! There, now you're fluent in drunken Swedish. You're welcome. lilljonas fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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lilljonas posted:As I understand it they were all going to Kiev by train together and he got to Poland, there would be no checks until then if he went by train. Hell, on a long distance train in Sweden they don't even check tickets these days. Then he was not allowed to continue when the whole group was going to Ukraine. Because Mr. Big Brain Foreign Minister probably had his passport sitting at his nightstand at home. Scandinavia: Rar bira bæsj
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 22:22 |
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In east coastian weak r swedish: Bajskedja Bajsområde Bajssäker Bajsklättrare Bajssjö Bajshamra
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Threadkiller Dog posted:In east coastian weak r swedish: Back when I did a year at Folkhögskola I legit thought that a classmate had a severe speech impediment until I learned that that's how people talk around Västervik.
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lilljonas posted:Back when I did a year at Folkhögskola I legit thought that a classmate had a severe speech impediment until I learned that that's how people talk around Västervik. They way people talk there is a national treasure. But the tendency to unintentionally say bajs bajs bajs all the time creeps all the way up here to stockholm.
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https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/l3yjAA/rattegang-mot-sd-topp-misstanks-for-brott-i-partiets-profilfraga Is this what they call "bristande vandel"?
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Jack Trades posted:https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/l3yjAA/rattegang-mot-sd-topp-misstanks-for-brott-i-partiets-profilfraga The skin colour isn't right for bristande vandel.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU_HtL9TePI
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 12:21 |
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That's a lot of healthcare.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 15:49 |
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Congratulations with a new byråd Bergen! https://www.nrk.no/vestland/hoyre-enige-med-fem-parti-om-byradssamarbeid-i-bergen-1.16574688 Can't wait to see how this will inevitably crash and burn.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:08 |
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Just stop all goverment funding of bybanen. Its a waste of money while this infigthing is going on. Its fine to spend money on infrastructure but not if the plans depend entirely on a banana republic behaving responsibly.
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Baudolino posted:Just stop all goverment funding of bybanen. Its a waste of money while this infigthing is going on. Its fine to spend money on infrastructure but not if the plans depend entirely on a banana republic behaving responsibly. It's ok, we've only waited three decades for the electrification of Trønderbanen - we'll be happy to wait a few decades more until they figure it out (I know this is not how it works)
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https://www.dn.se/sverige/chattbot-infors-pa-1177-trots-kanda-risker-for-patienter/quote:Digitalisering har av politiker och tjänstemän länge förts fram som det som ska lösa vårdens utmaningar med en åldrande befolkning och bemanningsproblem. Som ett led införs nu en digital ingång till sjukvårdsupplysningen 1177. loving idiots. That's what happens when you try to "effektivisera" healthcare. They try to replace any meaningful human help with an automated stochastic parrot. Jack Trades fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Jack Trades posted:https://www.dn.se/sverige/chattbot-infors-pa-1177-trots-kanda-risker-for-patienter/ the parrot might be seen as an improvement for some cases, let’s be honest. People are going to suffer in the name of a vague sense of efficiency. I don’t see anyone over the age of 55 taking too kindly to using AI to explain what’s going on medically. Not to mention if there’s a language barrier, an issue with physical ability, knowing how to use the service from the get go (how do I print pdf but for a hernia), etc. I mean we have an issue with people being scammed via BankID as is.
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It's a self solving problem, all the technically illiterate people will die of preventable issues. This saves money on their care and selects for a society of technically literate people.
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