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I haven't had a real job since 2015, I live with my parents, I will never pay a dime on that rip off degree of mine, and my wife thinks it's cool as poo poo. My income consists entirely of selling art and getting paid to go on dates because I am an exceptionally attractive trans woman and use my free time/free healthcare to become even moreso. Life is good. My sister and her wife despise me deeply.
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Nonsense posted:we will probably enter into recession tomorrow afternoon Not good enough. I need economic collapse
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Matt Gaetz - classy man https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1709944947351466357 gotta admit, though, 'got to sell my constituents some catheters' is a pretty solid grasp of his voter base
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I certainly harbor no illusions. Had I not gone into the tech field (and not been living with my then-girlfriend-now-wife right out of college to split rent with so I could pay $1500 loan payments for drat near 7 years to clear my debt) I would be in the same situation. We even managed to get in on those 3% mortgage rates at just the right time There are certain skills and abilities that seem to help, like being a self-promoter, a lot of confidence, normality or the ability to present as normal, etc.
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wow it would be hilarious if a laid off person had to work a "real" job me: haha, yeah, that would be great. which job? like as a joke haha
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I can be normal passing where is my check
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Bethamphetamine posted:Matt Gaetz - classy man Wow ok, so sleeping with underage girls and showing pics of them in the house is not an expellable offense?
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peace is anti-democratic
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markwayne what the gently caress
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Glumwheels posted:Wow ok, so sleeping with underage girls and showing pics of them in the house is not an expellable offense? it's actually grounds for promotion
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i am harry posted:markwayne what the gently caress Pov: both your grandad's are equally racist
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Glumwheels posted:Wow ok, so sleeping with underage girls and showing pics of them in the house is not an expellable offense? not when ur dad works for the fbi
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ex post facho posted:i was looking at going to a t3 law school in texas and they wanted 30k/semester (in 2008 lol) and when I realized I would have been over 150k in debt and have to practice law in Texas for years if I could even find a practice to join I said lol gently caress this poo poo and left, never to return Hell yeah Don't lawyer
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has matt gaetz been castrated or w/e yet?
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I certainly harbor no illusions. Had I not gone into the tech field (and not been living with my then-girlfriend-now-wife right out of college to split rent with so I could pay $1500 loan payments for drat near 7 years to clear my debt) I would be in the same situation. We even managed to get in on those 3% mortgage rates at just the right time a woman i briefly dated, who made marginally more money then me was a ER nurse during the height of covid (she since moved out of the ER to a surgical center) but its loving insane that while she was literally risking her life everyday, on her feet for 12 hours shifts, i was sitting on my rear end working from home, and lets be honest...maybe doing 4 hours of work during an 8 hour day...for almost the same pay
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*tips hat* m'crib
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The Nastier Nate posted:a woman i briefly dated, who made marginally more money then me was a ER nurse during the height of covid (she since moved out of the ER to a surgical center) but its loving insane that while she was literally risking her life everyday, on her feet for 12 hours shifts, i was sitting on my rear end working from home, and lets be honest...maybe doing 4 hours of work during an 8 hour day...for almost the same pay i also barely work from home but i also barely get paid so i dont feel bad about it
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thats ok i'll still keep eating that garbage
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lol https://twitter.com/FOIANate/status/1709904132327252454
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poo poo’s always bad in the world. Don’t blame it on the McRib.
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bet he really loves the drone strike memes
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"Haha that's me to a T, I just love murderin' haha"
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Bill Stickers is innocent
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My skynet president
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kaleedity posted:bet he really loves the drone strike memes he made a joke about drone striking his daughters boyfriend at a correspondents dinner, which is not quite as much of a dead-eyed psycho move as Dubyas "gawrsh where are those dang WMDs?!" bit but it's definitely up there
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I can't wait till McRib November
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Schmoe Cwead posted:*tips hat* m'crib
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a.lo posted:I can't wait till McRib November mad.radhu posted:"Haha that's me to a T, I just love murderin' haha"
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Trump never went crazy with the recovered alien tech like Obama and his stealth helicopters and cyber dogs
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ha ha hey son think I won't hesitate to vaporize you? I've had people half your age killed. at funerals, for their other family members I had killed. your younger siblings will grow up afraid of clear skies ha ha just busting your balls, you kids have fun ha ha
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guy comes in Schmoe Cwead posted:*tips hat* m'crib me 
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I hope he's seen his fake birth certificate with Muslim: as all hell on it. Good bit.
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magiccarpet posted:Trump never went crazy with the recovered alien tech like Obama and his stealth helicopters and cyber dogs all trump wanted to do was ride around in limos, eat McDonald’s and have important people tell him he was good and smart. he really didn’t give a poo poo about anything else
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RealityWarCriminal posted:pleas stop talking about work it makes me want to be dead
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