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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

mdemone posted:

I'm playing "impossible kid" now


so good

yeah that's my main goto, start to end, beautiful

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Filthy Hans posted:

I read it a decade ago and loved it, bought a copy for a friend and he gave up after 1 page

a decade of mood stabilizers might be the culprit for my waning attention span

everything he writes, down to the daily weather, is from the London Times.

he's stunting on everyone from the first page.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

I bet u clone your pets and ride a hoverboard to work

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

90k a year to touch computer is definitely a joke. 225k an extreme joke

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Virgil Vox posted:

I bet u clone your pets and ride a hoverboard to work

I want her hair

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Lpzie posted:

yeah that's my main goto, start to end, beautiful

for me, he peaked early in lyrics (Labor Day is amazing) but later on, "none shall pass" is the best one from beginning to end

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Filthy Hans posted:

RIP Musk thread, you died as you lived: GBS-worthy

concerning

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Red Baron posted:

postGPT and text to speech could automate us out of a forum inside the year

machines must be destroyed!

gonna feed it all of your posts, and put your posting out to pasture.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Jon Irenicus posted:

got a before description?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

emfive posted:

you got my pasta invite right? come over for pasta, there's always pasta here. You can meet the dolls.

10:4 good buddy.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

who isn't up farting these days?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

gonna feed it all of your posts, and put your posting out to pasture.

the first thing my AI poster persona will do is turn on you!!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Tonetta posted:

I'm excited to lose friends and told that actually, I'm the real racist for not voting for him, by people whose political engagement begins and ends at Orange Man Bad

so many people are obsessed with the Bad Man and its so loving annoying, they're all bad! move past it

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My little rat penny just ran up and stuck her head under my hand to beg for scratches

that's rat for "stop posting"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

RandomBlue posted:

who isn't up farting these days?

diane feinstein

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

petit choux posted:

... as if Trumo is some kind of better solution for a single one of those complaints. He is promising revenge if he gets reelected though, so you have that to look forward to.

Trump probably wouldn't have encouraged full scale war in Europe so in some ways he IS the lesser evil

lmao

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
norm mcdonaldishly: because she's DEAD

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
I do be farting

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

DrPossum posted:

diane feinstein

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7fgH4b/

many sides in the ghost farting issue

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DryGoods posted:

Blood Meridian is a "Great Book" for the type of person that reads out every word in a loud whisper while the rest of the train tries not to stare at them. If you're the type of reader that roughly slathers their finger with their tongue to turn the page, you're gonna love this book!

Dry goods is doxing me!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Red Baron posted:

the first thing my AI poster persona will do is turn on you!!
:argh:

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

DrPossum posted:

norm mcdonaldishly: because she's DEAD

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Eat This Glob posted:

i read blood meridian for the first time this summer and i found myself getting really depressed and i took a bit of a personal audit thinking "what's new? are my meds still working" and i just put the book down for a couple weeks and i felt a lot better lol

yeah that feeling is called McCarthyism

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
Since this thread is all a bunch of lonely company men, I recommend Murakami

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


emfive posted:

When Trump met Neelix

Truvix?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mdemone posted:

I'm playing "impossible kid" now


so good

his new one comes out on november 10

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


DrPossum posted:

norm mcdonaldishly: DEAD

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

lol he would hate the job so much it’d be great

No he wouldn't. He will sleep in every day and convene hearings from the golf course. Oh, and he'll use the power of the speaker to sabotage all lawsuits against him, no big deal. And campaign for president while holding the seat. And finding ways to suck money out of it somehow.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

aes' lead single off the new album is an earworm. new album should be cool like always

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Filthy Hans posted:

The Road is an absolute banger by the way

speaking of McCarthyism, this is the most depressing book I've ever read (it's great)

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

DrPossum posted:

norm mcdonaldishly: because she's DEAD

she should actually be farting monstrously after she died

many such cases

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

wynott dunn posted:

she should actually be farting monstrously after she died

many such cases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34&t=119s

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-harbor-is-yours-accapella/1623694190?i=1623695972

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I figured out today why the boomers have so much money, I got a $96k check because I lived in a lovely house in a lovely neighborhood for eight years. Had I spent up to my absolute max back in 2015 I’d have gotten a bigger check. What a loving scam this country is.

looking forward to hearing about your goon fund tithe

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

that probably didn't work

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

candid camera from the funeral

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


wynott dunn posted:

candid camera from the funeral

so the dead can fart?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Filthy Hans posted:

The Road is an absolute banger by the way

Yet another extremely depressing read

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





im too pretty and on the football team to know anything about books but my favorite movie about books is definitely I Know Who Killed Me (2007) staring Lindsay Lohan, Art Bell, Crabman, and Lindsay Lohan again

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

petit choux posted:

No he wouldn't. He will sleep in every day and convene hearings from the golf course. Oh, and he'll use the power of the speaker to sabotage all lawsuits against him, no big deal. And campaign for president while holding the seat. And finding ways to suck money out of it somehow.

it would be really funny bc the only requirement of the speaker is showing up to work and trump would never do it, thus destroying congress and probably the usa

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