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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DrPossum posted:

I don't think I've seen this gimmick account before

it's good

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

neutral milf hotel posted:

heaven is nonstop 24/7 Mormon marinating while white Jesus gently rocks the heavenly mattress

lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Thank you for correcting the source you told us to follow for info, Elon. Elom, you are the only objective, unbiased source of news I trust

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1711093064490476026

unless u yell "i am deliberately killing (insert name of specific person u are deliberately killing)" u cant be accused of murder

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1711076939874656556

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Tom Cotton eats a birthday cake every day

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Tom Cotton eats a birthday cake every day

Given how he talks, I thought he was the animatronic they bring out for birthday parties.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

Tom Cotton eats a birthday cake every day

he puts it on the highest shelf in his office and eats it like a giraffe

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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tom cotton graduated from harvard law and then decided he wanted to do front line army poo poo in iraq

that is insane, this man should not be allowed in public

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Tom Cotton's last name is "cotton". nuff said

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

tenderjerk posted:

tom cotton graduated from harvard law and then decided he wanted to do front line army poo poo in iraq

that is insane, this man should not be allowed in public

while in iraq he wrote a letter to the ny times about their war coverage. seems like it was the plan all along.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Why did Tom Cotton eat a birthday cake the day of Israel's 9/11?

What did he know?

Why does he hate them?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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RealityWarCriminal posted:

while in iraq he wrote a letter to the ny times about their war coverage. seems like it was the plan all along.

i mean, its a good plan! rubes eat it up and thry figured it out, is a formula that seems to boil down to either "indescriminately murder people" vs "defend rapists in jag"

why dont any politicians have like, hvac backgrounds in army

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/leslibless/status/1711084212281851959

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
pett buttigieg signed up for iraq in 2013 lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1711095470226055234
lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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RealityWarCriminal posted:

pett buttigieg signed up for iraq in 2013 lol

he ate a cinnabon like it was a chicken wing, for the cameras

you cannot rehabilitate this. gitmo

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1711099499534286866
lol wtf

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Preemptive RIP to my local RC plane enthusiasts monthly meetup near the airbase.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
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I, for one, welcome our new hamas overlords

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

How though?

A fleet of Hamas just spending weeks gliding over the Atlantic and dropping into Mexico

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/manniefabian/status/1711098444847239299
:thunk:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DesertIslandHermit posted:

How though?

A fleet of Hamas just spending weeks gliding over the Atlantic and dropping into Mexico

lol. even if we build the wall people will glide over it. isn't that something that should just be obvious now?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Boy, the hot takes on social media since Netanyahu's false flag have been utterly brain breaking and hurt the reputation of every source on the formerly well respected Epoch Times

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I support Hamas and will open my home to them

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
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https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/1711012350084431901?s=46

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


oh no..
my uprisings are all.. WAR CRIMES
OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
i also support ham rear end with these extra fortified suspenders

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SpeakerMcCarthy/status/1711103027719930142

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Lpzie posted:

I support Hamas and will open my home to them

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Boy, the hot takes on social media since Netanyahu's false flag have been utterly brain breaking and hurt the reputation of every source on the formerly well respected Epoch Times

I remember explaining the Shinzo Abe assassination to someone and compared it to if some dude was trying to kill the guy behind Falun Gong but killed George W Bush instead.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

It’s only war crimes if you lose the war.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I remember explaining the Shinzo Abe assassination to someone and compared it to if some dude was trying to kill the guy behind Falun Gong but killed George W Bush instead.

Honestly I'd be fine with that

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
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Bread Liar

israel is a war crime

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


So...Say the final sentence, you loving coward.

their w is our w
their x is our x
their y is our y

Be a leader and tweet to America that their Z is our Z, coward bitchbaby

Enough comparisons. Pitch the action sentence.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

u may laugh but his rear end looks fantastic

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1711105316224745658

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

please stop posting

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

these groups being unaccountably murdered want the same disgusting thing: to stop being murdered

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