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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

I was hoping he was done with this poo poo.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Eddie is Sumo, brother: his body is in one place, but his mind is in another.


I remember seeing that on the Kindergarten Cop 2 movie poster. It's like the limpest possible way to tell the audience "yo, this isn't some old crap we picked up for a dime!"

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Hell yeah I love Split Second.


I mean it's not very good, but I love it

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

live with fruit posted:

I was hoping he was done with this poo poo.

Seriously, I hope it was a really good payday because once he's back to this poo poo he's probably staying there.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Good actors don't retire, they get retired.

If nobody will give Eddie good roles he'll do this poo poo. He has 10 kids to support!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
It's bizarre because he had a good little run there with Dolemite is My Name and his return to SNL.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Good actors don't retire, they get retired.

If nobody will give Eddie good roles he'll do this poo poo. He has 10 kids to support!

Is he a loving mutant or what

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
He has ten kids with five women after spending much of his 80s stand-up career making fun of other celebrities doing the same thing.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I just don’t trust him. I feel like he’s lying about how many kids he has to feed

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Has anyone actually seen Eddie Murphy's arms? Is it possible they're bug arms?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

They didn't get him back in the Haunted Mansion and this is what happened

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

davidspackage posted:

"yo, this isn't some old crap we picked up for a dime!"

"New Movie" is as good a descriptor as anything, because...here's a new movie. No further claims. You know movies? This one looks like a lot of other ones, that are old, but it isn't; it's new. They've maybe given up the pretense of "An Amazon Prime Original Movie" where they imply the content might be special or prestigious in any way.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Shoehead posted:

Hell yeah I love Split Second.


I mean it's not very good, but I love it

Split second rules

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
The best part of Split Second is that Kim Cattrall’s hair hasn’t grown back from Star Trek 6.

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

"You're the best looking guy here."

Spazzle posted:

Split second rules

Looking up the original poster for it, I definitely recognize it as one of those movies I always saw at the video store but never rented.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Shoehead posted:

Hell yeah I love Split Second.


I mean it's not very good, but I love it

No, you are wrong. It is very good. More movies should aspire to its aspirations. If I was in charge of Hollywood, all movies would be Split Seconds.

Also, watch Future Kick if you like Split Second. It's got the goods.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Future Kick for life.

Eb Lottimer deserved a bigger career, that guy could play one hell of a sinister villain.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Has anyone actually seen Eddie Murphy's arms? Is it possible they're bug arms?
You're thinking of

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I’m watching Split Second for the first time now.

He sure likes talking to that dog.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?


Anxiety, coffee and chocolate

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
https://x.com/filmupdates/status/1713960023083368680?s=46&t=G8Aq6A5iUmw5R1Z4gfWSjw

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Every time I look at the poster I keep expecting to see dead bodies behind him.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Le end. And here I thought Reddit memes were banned

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ThePlaylistNews/status/1714268299607888106?s=20

Thought this looked interesting, though I have no idea what the movie's gonna be about.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

One More Fat Nerd posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePlaylistNews/status/1714268299607888106?s=20

Thought this looked interesting, though I have no idea what the movie's gonna be about.

Quite dark subject matter. The poster is depicting the garden of a concentration camp and gas chamber officer who lives next door to the atrocities and tries to build a romance and normal life with his wife (i.e. the zone of interest does not extend beyond the garden)

Based on one of Martin Amis's final novels, unlike the book in the film the character is explicitly Rudolf Hoss

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Watch out for that blue pe--!

Oh, it's a feather, phew.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
if your penis looks anything like that go see a doctor

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

flatluigi posted:

if your penis looks anything like that go see a doctor

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Fine, then go see the great clown Pagliacci, he'll help.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Open your eyes for the next Faiz

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Eyes: Open
Ends: Justified

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Gripweed posted:

Open your eyes for the next Faiz



a step down from the previous films poster, ngl



edit: probably should timg this one

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I am tired of these Eddies, their movies.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





It's amazing how many second chances Eddie Murphy has gotten and yet he keeps on with this poo poo.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Alhazred posted:

It's amazing how many second chances Eddie Murphy has gotten and yet he keeps on with this poo poo.

Is starring in dtv quality streaming trash really a second chance?

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