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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Framboise posted:

I bet these are the same people who told their kids that video games would rot their brains.

Both things can be true

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codo27
Apr 21, 2008


Shouldn't all that poo poo be on the wall of the cell of the cum flinger guy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I stayed in the Luxor in Vegas for about 5 or 6 days when I was road tripping the US, which is long but we used it as a base to visit other, better/more interesting nearby places (Zion, Grand Canyon, Area 51). The whole city is a monument to hubris and the embodiment of everything wrong with the country but seeing the totally zombified people sat at those machines and then coming back 3 hours later and seeing them in the same position was the most depressing thing about it.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I really want to believe that they’re all participating in an updated Milgram Shock Experiment and some volunteer is getting totally pulsed by them.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Barn doors are truly a cursed interior design fad.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


By popular demand posted:

Cursed AliExpress thought I'd be interested in this ghoulish shirt :gonk:


Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

codo27 posted:

Shouldn't all that poo poo be on the wall of the cell of the cum flinger guy

No, because he'd he wasting cum when he has a jar to to fill.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gambling seems like a real gnarly addiction to me because there's like no limit to how much money you can blow. Drugs, sex, and food are limited by what your body can handle but you can just to blow any amount of money in like 2 minutes if you wanted.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Gambling seems like a real gnarly addiction to me because there's like no limit to how much money you can blow. Drugs, sex, and food are limited by what your body can handle but you can just to blow any amount of money in like 2 minutes if you wanted.
Actually, I think you'll find that there is indeed a limit, and a lot of people find it.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Gambling seems like a real gnarly addiction to me because there's like no limit to how much money you can blow. Drugs, sex, and food are limited by what your body can handle but you can just to blow any amount of money in like 2 minutes if you wanted.

Could Jeff Bezos walk up to a roulette table and say "10 billion on 17, lol"? If feel like there must be a limit. I hope you find this thought comforting.

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

BiggerBoat posted:

It's usually not about the money either but the rush and the risk. I read an article that said if you made it so a player could win like 98% of the time that they would actually lose interest and get bored playing which sounds believable.

These forums and vampire survivor taught me about intermittent reinforcement and there were stories of people who might win something and get that small rush but they know they've already been sitting there for 5 hours and lost thousands prior to it, so the reward doesn't even outweigh their total losses. It's super sad.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




The Moon Monster posted:

Could Jeff Bezos walk up to a roulette table and say "10 billion on 17, lol"? If feel like there must be a limit. I hope you find this thought comforting.

Yeah the house can say “no we can’t cover that bet you loving idiot”

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Slugworth posted:

Actually, I think you'll find that there is indeed a limit, and a lot of people find it.

No doubt.

What I see unfold is that players mostly do two things:

1. If they're winning, they feel like they're playing with house money so they stay and keep playing
2. If they're losing, they feel compelled to chase it and make it back

The goal of the casino is to simply keep you playing because if you do that long enough, you WILL lose. It's basic math and statistical probabilities. All the house needs is something like a 47%-53% advantage. I get the sense that players inherently realize this but always think that this time they'll get lucky or want to try a new system/strategy. I don't entirely understand it, beyond the basic endorphine chasing nature of addiction but it's fascinating to watch and makes me really glad I don't gamble.

At the height of my cocaine addiction I was spending like $300 - 500 a week and these people will come into my workplace and lose that in 15 minutes. Seems like a really stupid way to spend your time to me. If I had thousands of dollars and hours to waste, I'd go read a book, write a book, paint, draw, sit on the beach, buy a motorcycle, learn guitar, get laid...

Hell, I'd spend it on drugs for that matter.

A lot of them obviously have money to burn and say they play "because it's fun" but...wtf is fun about it? If I could afford to dump 6 month's pay in 2 hours, I can think of a million different ways to do it than gambling. And, by and large, they don't seem to be having much fun anyway. They bitch about where they all get to sit at the table, think dealers are bad luck, whine about other players "stealing their hand" and are only (occasionally) happy when they hit a big win. They'll blow $2000 in half a day as they sit there bitching about taxes, ignoring texts and calls from their jobs, their spouse and god knows what. It's odd.

The ones that really get me, though, and who exhibit the real nature of the addiction, are the ones who complain when they WIN. Because they lowered their bet, lost the hand yet still won bonus money (net profit) or were upset that they only had a full house instead of four of a kind. They'll rake in $500 in one hand and then 2 hands later bitch about not catching any good cards.

It's a little bit like when you see someone ahead of you in line at the gas station that you know can't afford it blow a hundred bucks on scratch offs and powerball tickets. Only, in the case of my job, many of these people can easily afford it. Somehow. I swear to god, I think it's maybe 20 or 30 people that fund the entire place and several of them are lined up at the door every fuckign day when we open at 10am.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Oct 28, 2023

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

The casino I drive by on my way home from work had a big message up "Slot Floor closed 2AM-5AM at *location*" but assuring patrons that their other games were open, and they could still play slots at the smoking allowed location down the road.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Slugworth posted:

Actually, I think you'll find that there is indeed a limit, and a lot of people find it.

The limit is however much money you have, I guess.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Moon Monster posted:

Could Jeff Bezos walk up to a roulette table and say "10 billion on 17, lol"? If feel like there must be a limit. I hope you find this thought comforting.

I'm sure he could find some dumb venture to invest it in.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

I've only been to casinos a few times, and I can enjoy gambling a little bit without ever coming close to my small limits I've put in place (like: set a $300 limit for a vegas trip, lose $50 over 3 days). I can generally just treat it as "spending" money rather than "betting" money. Hanging out with your friends for a few hours, with free drinks and an activity where you lose money slowly is fine if you know that's what you're doing.

But the last time I did this was for a buddy's bachelor party 6 or 7 years ago, at a casino in Detroit. He was playing small money on some video slot machine, and the vaguely-30ish lady next to him hit like a $1500 jackpot and just didn't react at all. We started congratulating her and she said "yeah, but this loving thing took 8 grand from me yesterday" which really just sucked all the air out of the room. What the gently caress are you doing here

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


I worked on a casino boat where every Thursday was "VIP Day" for our high rollers. Guys would start with 4 racks of coins and cash out with both arms full. One day they implemented a ~3% reduction in bonus cash points and they were PISSED.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Ordinary Sausage usually rides the line on cursed, but he's fully crossed with this episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwmHTwdr6MA

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Edmund Sparkler posted:

The limit is however much money you have, I guess.
No, you can get more. There's credit, there's overdrafts, there's borrowing from friends and family and other less upstanding people, there are things you can sell, there are things you can steal.

An addict to anything is often an expert at finding money they don't have to feed what they need.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Whenever I need more money to play some slots I just go burgle BiggerBoat’s house.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

bird with big dick posted:

Whenever I need more money to play some slots I just go burgle BiggerBoat’s house.

I sell my jizz

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stop filling the world's dumpsters with these ugly lumps of plastic.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


By popular demand posted:

Stop filling the world's dumpsters with these ugly lumps of plastic.

one million years from now funko pops will have become an integral part of the biosphere, you'll see.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Breathing in the thick funkosphere

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
Mother nature is plastic for the first time
For y'all have Funko'd her up

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What pisses me off is how hard they work to make those dolls a thing, and while successful it is not a thing.
The company just gets turned out from one owner to the next as they realize this is not the quick market smashing toy they hoped it'll become.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



mass manufactured venus of willendorfs for the consumer age

Gorfob
Feb 10, 2007


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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Jesus gently caress

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Ain't getting anymore cursed than that for a long while

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.










All of these are absolutely spectacular and made me laugh at something that will make me sound insane if I try to explain in. I love this dead gay Internet forum.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

Ain't getting anymore cursed than that for a long while

Do not challenge the curse.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
:wtc: is going on with that foot?
with everything...

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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



How does one think of such a concept and not give it two necks?

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