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Dec 7, 2023 17:02
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First rule of gun safety: don't point a loaded gun at your dick and play chicken with the trigger pull weight.
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zoux posted:First rule of gun safety: don't point a loaded gun at your dick and play chicken with the trigger pull weight. Somehow feels like that should be rule #8478617273291-B But what do I, a non-gun-haver, know?
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gbut posted:Somehow feels like that should be rule #8478617273291-B I once had an American gun owner mock my, as he called it "emasculated Eurowisdom," for suggesting that needing to carry two guns everywhere for personal safety seemed "kind of paranoid." So clearly us non-gun-havers know nothing. They've got it all figured out.
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PurpleXVI posted:I once had an American gun owner mock my, as he called it "emasculated Eurowisdom," for suggesting that needing to carry two guns everywhere for personal safety seemed "kind of paranoid." Well yeah, what are you gonna do when you get two criminals with guns running at you from two different directions? Checkmate, Europe 
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This video reminds me of a friend of mine who stamped his passport with the North Korean stamp when the guards weren't looking. I still squirm about the levels of "Knowing what could happen, why would you do that?!" except he got away with it and Captain Sensible here blew his cock off.
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*puts oneself on a deluge of various watch-lists for shits and giggles*
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How did this sub-culture of dick gunners even start? "Don't point at your dick" is like the first rule of guns.
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Lysandus posted:How did this sub-culture of dick gunners even start? "Don't point at your dick" is like the first rule of guns. People are loving morons. One guy did it one time and shot himself in the dick and it went viral so now a bunch of other dudes have to do it to show how much better they are at pointing a loaded gun at their dick and not shooting their own dick off.
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Lysandus posted:How did this sub-culture of dick gunners even start? "Don't point at your dick" is like the first rule of guns. https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q83v/heres-why-men-are-pointing-loaded-guns-at-their-dicks Something something owning the libs
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well yeah, what are you gonna do when you get two criminals with guns running at you from two different directions? Shoot myself in the dick to intimidate them
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It's the Tide pod challenge for chuds.
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The died rod challenge
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frytechnician posted:This video reminds me of a friend of mine who stamped his passport with the North Korean stamp when the guards weren't looking. I still squirm about the levels of "Knowing what could happen, why would you do that?!" except he got away with it and Captain Sensible here blew his cock off. Knowing what could happen, why the gently caress would you ever even set foot in North Korea?
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Sirotan posted:Knowing what could happen, why the gently caress would you ever even set foot in North Korea? Because you got caught with a bunch of CSAM North Koreans didn't even want this guy, he was back in American hands within a couple of weeks.
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zoux posted:Apparently this is a thing on gun nut twitter when they try to show off their "trigger pull discipline" in increasingly bizarre ways. Anyway, the conclusion was inevitable. So, in the gun world "trigger discipline" means keeping your finger out of the trigger guard until you're ready to shoot as a matter of habit, so you default to safe behavior even while acting thoughtlessly. People online will chide randos for posing for a photo with, like, a star wars blaster if their finger is on the trigger. Basically, it's macho one upsmanship channeled into safety culture. There's a certain kind of person that sees this happen and posts pictures of them being unsafe to trigger the pussies who care about safety. "Like my trigger discipline?  "
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Sirotan posted:Knowing what could happen, why the gently caress would you ever even set foot in North Korea? This guy isn't what I would describe as a rational person. He also bought back a radioactive pebble from Chernobyl when he visited there.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:So, in the gun world "trigger discipline" means keeping your finger out of the trigger guard until you're ready to shoot as a matter of habit, so you default to safe behavior even while acting thoughtlessly. People online will chide randos for posing for a photo with, like, a star wars blaster if their finger is on the trigger. Basically, it's macho one upsmanship channeled into safety culture. I guess the argument is that if you're really high-speed/low-drag, you can pull your trigger within a newton of its pullweight and never ND
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zoux posted:I guess the argument is that if you're really high-speed/low-drag, you can pull your trigger within a newton of its pullweight and never ND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf2OY6Df26E Literally a bit in Blackhawk Down.
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CainFortea posted:People are loving morons.
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CainFortea posted:People are loving morons. Stupid got fixed.
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holtemon posted:https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q83v/heres-why-men-are-pointing-loaded-guns-at-their-dicks From TFA: quote:But pointing a gun at your penis has nothing to do with owning the libs
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Huh, he shot himself in the left nut, so I guess that makes his right nut the left one now.
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I point my loaded gun at my penis to get a cheap and legal high, owning the libs is just gravy.
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How does it compare to throwing used car batteries in the ocean? Also a fun and legal activity that makes you feel better.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Huh, he shot himself in the left nut, so I guess that makes his right nut the left one now. We call this "moving his overton window".
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shoot my dick into pieces this somehow owns the libs mutilation, no breeding dont give a gently caress if i Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 20:48 on Dec 7, 2023 |
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holtemon posted:https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q83v/heres-why-men-are-pointing-loaded-guns-at-their-dicks This article is from 2020?! Is this still going on or did they all shoot themselves between then and now
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mobby_6kl posted:From TFA: How dare you lol And yeah I actually saw that part after I posted it (no I didn't read the whole FA) but oh well 
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PurpleXVI posted:https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chipotle-bowl-thrower-1.7051176 This sounds like the pitch to a network sitcom.
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CainFortea posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf2OY6Df26E So, the thing about this bit in the movie is that it misrepresents the actual incident, and the actual incident is much funnier and better. In the real incident, the guy wasn't being an unsafe, macho shithead, they were using different safety procedures that the officer was too dense to understand. https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/black-hawk-down-this-is-my-safety/
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PurpleXVI posted:I once had an American gun owner mock my, as he called it "emasculated Eurowisdom," for suggesting that needing to carry two guns everywhere for personal safety seemed "kind of paranoid." 
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I wish somebody could explain the penile autodismemberer in more detail. I don't think I understand it yet
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PurpleXVI posted:I once had an American gun owner mock my, as he called it "emasculated Eurowisdom," for suggesting that needing to carry two guns everywhere for personal safety seemed "kind of paranoid." I'm always gonna remember the American guy who wrote a letter to a newspaper in Calgary that he felt unsafe without his gun because people wouldn't stop asking him about the Stampede and the barkers for it were "too aggressive". Imagine feeling the need to carry a gun so people won't ask you to the rodeo.
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SpacePig posted:I'm always gonna remember the American guy who wrote a letter to a newspaper in Calgary that he felt unsafe without his gun because people wouldn't stop asking him about the Stampede and the barkers for it were "too aggressive". Imagine feeling the need to carry a gun so people won't ask you to the rodeo. I dunno. When you put it that way, having a magical talisman to wear that causes touts to gently caress off and leave you alone does sound kind of nice.
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Hyperlynx posted:So, the thing about this bit in the movie is that it misrepresents the actual incident, and the actual incident is much funnier and better. In the real incident, the guy wasn't being an unsafe, macho shithead, they were using different safety procedures that the officer was too dense to understand. I mean, that is funnier in that the captain not understanding how the safety works. But also I hate the delta safety thing. Cause yes, if everything is working right you can't put it on safe in that condition. But if poo poo isn't working right it might also not go on safe because you've got sand in your safety selector and you've got a round in the chamber. And either way, you're still having to rack the bolt which is the only time consuming part of getting ready to fire in either situation. Also I will fite anyone who says glock's have safeties because if you disengage the safety by pulling the trigger it's not a safety gently caress off.
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I think I prefer the days when people shoved dildos up their asses live on air to own the libs
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Soul Dentist posted:I wish somebody could explain the penile autodismemberer in more detail. I don't think I understand it yet Its an internet subculture where people try to show how good they are at handling guns by aiming their gun at their dick and slightly pulling the trigger but not enough to fire it. Anybody who would do this is an idiot though so they end up shooting their dick.
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