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ThomasPaine posted:
who? both the Palestinian deth requester and the weird antisemite he's signal boosting
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Dec 12, 2023 12:01
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Tesseraction posted:who? He's a co-writer on Borat so he must be worth listening to
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Dec 12, 2023 12:04
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Was that directly related to the colonoscopy? If so, what the gently caress, I've been shortchanged. All I got was a tiny bit of midazolam and the worst pain I've ever experienced. Yeah. The squeaky wheel gets the fentanyl.
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Dec 12, 2023 12:11
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Oh right that freak. And the guy he's signal boosting is presumably someone directly involved with Hamas? Either way glad to know that not murdering civilians is actually Jewish genocide now.
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Dec 12, 2023 12:15
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A prisoner on the Bibby Stockholm has died https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/12/asylum-seeker-onboard-bibby-stockholm-barge-dies Looking forward to Sir Forensic making this about pragmatic ways of treating human beings like cattle and not touch the inhumanity
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Dec 12, 2023 12:24
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Oh, and another set of teens dead in a car crash in Wales it seems https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/12/south-wales-traffic-collision-teenagers-killed Bit of a horrible news day.
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Dec 12, 2023 12:37
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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1734483066855502250 I'd love to know what's in the Mossad kompromat folder for Keith
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Dec 12, 2023 12:55
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kecske posted:uhh 2021??? Okay I just got it for a fiver on steam and it's actually pretty dope.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:07
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1734483066855502250 We already know about the alcoholism and affairs, so something even worse.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:10
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I'd like a permanent ceasefire, but, i'd want the indiscriminate killing to continue right up to the moment it's agreed, and not a moment before.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:16
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fuctifino posted:I'd love to know what's in the Mossad kompromat folder for Keith Him refusing to beat a child to death. He lives in fear of its revelation.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:25
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'Ceasefire', like 'genocide' before it, has become politically-contested rhetoric that is far too controversial for our leaders to publicly support. We've just killed a refugee (Care4Calais is implying suicide) who we trapped on a disease-ridden prison boat but we will be pushing through irregardless with this Rwanda shite on the same day because there's no longer a sufficient sense of shame for that news to check us. Just rancid.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:29
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Tesseraction posted:So they're really going to try it today, huh? Literally going to pass the We Are Racist Morons Who Don't Understand Law Act 2023 that won't change our supreme court ruling because they already said that UK law was only one half of why this plan was illegal, the other being international law. quote:The bill would require all domestic courts to accept that Rwanda is safe and not to consider any review or appeal brought on the grounds that it is not – even if there is compelling evidence in support. 
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Dec 12, 2023 13:44
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keep punching joe posted:We already know about the alcoholism and affairs, so something even worse. They have compelling evidence that proves Kier Starmer is Keir Starmer.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:54
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Lololololololol
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Dec 12, 2023 14:20
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TACD posted:From the Graun liveblog: It appears a side effect of this hard coding is that London is now technically part of the Bantu coast.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:21
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1734483066855502250 He appears to be a genuinely sincere Zionist, much like he's a genuinely sincere believer that cops and spies = good.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:21
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*Gammonishly* Londonistan has been African for decades
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Dec 12, 2023 14:22
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I mean Keir raises his kids Jewish so he probably does have a more parental desire to have Israel as a safe place for Jewish people, he just doesn't extend that same care to them inheriting a country that isn't loving ruined.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:24
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Found myself idly wondering if anything had happened about Nick Brown's suspension yet and, apparently yes! (sort of) https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/12/nick-brown-resigns-labour-complete-farce-disciplinary-process Jumped, possibly before being pushed? Doesn't exactly paint Labour's wonderful new disciplinary process in a good light. One step closer to Father of the House Jeremy Corbyn boiling everybody's piss, anyway sebzilla fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 15:27
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https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1734574996758917542 LibDems winning here!
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Dec 12, 2023 15:47
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Sunak should get spicy if he loses tonight and just call an election. gently caress it. His party is completely uncontrollable.
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Dec 12, 2023 15:48
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smellmycheese posted:Sunak should get spicy if he loses tonight and just call an election. gently caress it. His party is completely uncontrollable. Sunak should get spicy and R Budd Dwyer it, ideally during PMQs tomorrow, regardless of how the vote goes. You may say this cruel & in reply I say  hope he gets his brains all over the Tory backbenchers
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Dec 12, 2023 15:50
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forkboy84 posted:Sunak should get spicy and R Budd Dwyer it, ideally during PMQs tomorrow, regardless of how the vote goes. You may say this cruel & in reply I say It’s a fair point
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Dec 12, 2023 15:56
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I love it when the dwarf king regresses into his sulky spoilt child mode, and if he loses the vote, he's not going to take it well. He's had a lifetime of being given everything that he wanted, and a lifetime of being surrounded by arse-licking yes people who tell him he's amazing at every opportunity. He lives the shielded life of a billionaire where he didn't even know how to use a chip and pin machine.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:08
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While you're here, MI5, who do you think would win in a fight between James Bond and Duško Popov?
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Dec 12, 2023 16:09
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You can signal your answer in morse code at my bedroom window early tomorrow morning, ta
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Dec 12, 2023 16:10
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gotta take our lols where we can find them i guess, so: lol https://twitter.com/AlexofBrown/status/1734588575679697261
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Dec 12, 2023 16:23
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Those backbenchers should take back control and vote against bills they don't like instead of following the orders of unelected leaders.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:40
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Can Sunak even call an election without mps voting for it?
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Dec 12, 2023 16:40
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serious gaylord posted:Can Sunak even call an election without mps voting for it? The FTPA was repealed last March, so yes. It'd be the end of his career, but he could do it.
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Dec 12, 2023 16:43
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serious gaylord posted:Can Sunak even call an election without mps voting for it? Maximum chaos. Call for an election, lose, remove the whip from all the MPs that vote against it, lose the confidence of the house and Keith becomes PM of a minority Labour government with Independent Tory support (and then calls an election)
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Dec 12, 2023 16:44
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There's no good outcome to any of this, only some outcomes are slightly less worse than others. e: And some of them have comedy gold options fuctifino fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 16:47
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sebzilla posted:remove the whip from all the MPs that vote against it https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1734595781586276732   FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! fuctifino fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 16:53
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A few days ago it wasn't a confidence vote 
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Dec 12, 2023 16:56
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rishi calls an election, resigns as leader, keith dies mid campaign I demand maximum blood
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Dec 12, 2023 17:01
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https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1734546162370191815
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Dec 12, 2023 17:05
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sebzilla posted:Maximum chaos. Call for an election, lose, remove the whip from all the MPs that vote against it, lose the confidence of the house and Keith becomes PM of a minority Labour government with Independent Tory support (and then calls an election) He doesn't need to call a vote for an election, he just needs to tell Charlie to prorogue parliament.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:09
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chestnut santabag posted:He doesn't need to call a vote for an election, he just needs to tell Charlie to prorogue parliament. Ideally by bursting in and attempting to arrest 6 MPs then getting owned by the speaker
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Dec 12, 2023 17:10
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If there’s one thing Brits love at Christmas it’s a Festive Tory Meltdown. Lots of Turkeys and Gammons sharpening their knives and carving each other up until they’re all stuffed.
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Dec 12, 2023 17:11
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