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My first ever post on this forum was almost 17 years ago, the day that the Chargers fired Marty Schottenheimer. 17 years and 4 head coaches later, i am still here and still posting. Thank you all for being my football friends
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 08:59 |
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Maybe now would be a good time to admit that I'm Brian Schottenheimer, and I wish everybody would stop being mean about my curls
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Look at the url lol lol also my favorite mcdaniel moment is still when justin fields was running rampant over the dolphins and mcdaniel yelled at fields to stop it
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elime anning posted:Mike McDaniel is a fascinating case study of what if a weird little self-aware dork with a full-internet sense of humor could get away with being a head coach because he's god-tier at Xs and Os. I like him a lot but he's undeniably strange for his position. I kinda suspect that if/when the Dolphins suck he'd lose the locker room and get canned quickly People say this like football players aren’t mostly 20-something’s that spend their free time playing video games and shitposting on Twitter and watching anime. They’re not 80s movie stereotypes shoving nerds into lockers. McDaniels players seem to love him. He was second to Mike Tomlin in the “Coaches players most want to play for poll” of the league.
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You made everyone feel so special for a second or two with that link and I applaud you
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The lurkers panicking that they’ve been noticed: ![]()
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tinstaach posted:I'm pretty sure he's this guy. ![]()
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tinstaach posted:I'm pretty sure he's this guy. look, if I ever become an NFL coach, you can 100% guarantee I'm hiring a bunch of goons so y'all get paid at the expense of some billionaire and get to do some football stuff before we get fired after back-to-back 5 win seasons cause of our crazy play calling a neat cape posted:My first ever post on this forum was almost 17 years ago, the day that the Chargers fired Marty Schottenheimer. And now you've got White Hot Herbie
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Parallax posted:lol "He wouldn't take the coaching" ![]()
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:The lurkers panicking that they’ve been noticed: Lol no one reads this forum Also McDaniels is obviously Ehud
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YOLOsubmarine posted:It’s a perfectly usable roster right now. With a decent coach they’d be walking away with the division. They wouldn’t be a Superbowl contender but only like 5 teams in any given year are realistic contenders and most of them have top tier QBs. Serious question, do you think they should get rid of Loomis? I see some fans calling for that and I think that’s nuts, honestly. Keep him and Khai Hartley for sure, but I’m ok with a tear down and rebuild. The Payton years are over.
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I wonder if a team would ever be willing to sacrifice a roster spot to be able to hand out a Bonilla type deal. like extend Mahomes for 20 years on minimum salary with a $575m signing bonus. it'd be a way undervalued cap hit to make room for more superstars, but then you're limited to 52. I guess once he turns 45 you can reasonably put him on IR every year. or find a guy who place kicks with his right leg and punts with his left
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol no one reads this forum If McDaniel were Ehud he would've traded two firsts to get back Tannehill.
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Mega64 posted:
this is not ok.
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Silly Burrito posted:Serious question, do you think they should get rid of Loomis? I see some fans calling for that and I think that’s nuts, honestly. Keep him and Khai Hartley for sure, but I’m ok with a tear down and rebuild. The Payton years are over. My biggest issue with Loomis is that he hired Dennis Allen and clearly bought into the idea that the Saints were just a QB away this year and that’s ultimately set the team back years. I’m generally happy with their drafts and roster construction so I don’t mind him getting another shot but those are really big mistakes to overlook.
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indigi posted:I wonder if a team would ever be willing to sacrifice a roster spot to be able to hand out a Bonilla type deal. like extend Mahomes for 20 years on minimum salary with a $575m signing bonus. it'd be a way undervalued cap hit to make room for more superstars, but then you're limited to 52. I guess once he turns 45 you can reasonably put him on IR every year. or find a guy who place kicks with his right leg and punts with his left You can only spread signing bonus cap hits across the next 5 years of a deal/restructure. You'd have to do insane locked in roster bonuses and then when the player does leave the team, all the remaining cap hits move up to that year / the next year with a June 1st designation. So you can move money forward for a long long time (see the Saints), but you can't do an Ohtani / Bonilla contract.
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a neat cape posted:My first ever post on this forum was almost 17 years ago, the day that the Chargers fired Marty Schottenheimer. Ha, I never knew your posting origin story. A key piece of the lore falls into place. So happy for you re: Staley btw.
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a neat cape posted:My first ever post on this forum was almost 17 years ago, the day that the Chargers fired Marty Schottenheimer. Read this post and went your regdate was only 13 years ago before the dawning realization that it's 2024 in 2 weeks etched itself across my face. Silly Burrito posted:Serious question, do you think they should get rid of Loomis? I see some fans calling for that and I think that’s nuts, honestly. Keep him and Khai Hartley for sure, but I’m ok with a tear down and rebuild. The Payton years are over. Loomis is clearly still a good gm at drafting and roster creation, but man he whiffed on keeping Allen. Still pains me to think they interviewed pederson and bierenmy and went with neither. If he wants Allen to stay another year, then I think he needs to go. If he agrees Allen needs to go and the saints need to just rebuild then I'd keep him for that process.
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indigi posted:this is not ok. You stole enough players from us, let me have this.
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McDaniels is smarter than me but I clearly have more dongs so I'm taking a win in the 'ew' category ![]()
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YOLOsubmarine posted:My biggest issue with Loomis is that he hired Dennis Allen and clearly bought into the idea that the Saints were just a QB away this year and that’s ultimately set the team back years. I’m generally happy with their drafts and roster construction so I don’t mind him getting another shot but those are really big mistakes to overlook. I feel like they deserve a chance to find a QB and build. Otherwise the notion is it was all drew brees and payton. When it comes to GMs, bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A lot of loving dogshit ones waiting for their chance to wreck a team for a long time.
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It's me, Mike McDaniel. AMA
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trilljester posted:It's me, Mike McDaniel. AMA Did Tua really laugh at McGruber after suffering a concussion, and did he ever laugh at it before suffering a concussion?
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Mega64 posted:Did Tua really laugh at McGruber after suffering a concussion, and did he ever laugh at it before suffering a concussion? Tua laughed and said Coach put me in, I'm fine. And then he got concussed again.
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trilljester posted:It's me, Mike McDaniel. AMA Do you think Justin Fields not taking the coaching is an indictment of your motivational skills, or lack thereof?
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trilljester posted:It's me, Mike McDaniel. AMA Wanna drink?
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trilljester posted:It's me, Mike McDaniel. AMA Give me a job.
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really queer Christmas posted:Loomis is clearly still a good gm at drafting and roster creation, but man he whiffed on keeping Allen. Still pains me to think they interviewed pederson and bierenmy and went with neither. If he wants Allen to stay another year, then I think he needs to go. If he agrees Allen needs to go and the saints need to just rebuild then I'd keep him for that process. True, but I understand the pick at the time. DA's defense was great back then, and we all knew that if he wasn't going to be the coach, he was leaving the team. In retrospect, oops.
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I'm dom capers
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Cavauro posted:I'm dom capers i was recently reliably informed by TFF that you never lie, so i'm taking this on faith.
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Silly Burrito posted:True, but I understand the pick at the time. DA's defense was great back then, and we all knew that if he wasn't going to be the coach, he was leaving the team. In retrospect, oops. It was a signal that everyone wanted to pretend that the window wasn’t closed even though Brees and Payton were gone, which was absolutely the wrong attitude. Allen keeping Carmichael just further solidified the head in the sand approach. It’s a league built on offense and the Saints desperately needed someone who could come in and revamp an offense that had no starting QB and a line that was progressively deteriorating. And Allen sucked the first time he was a head coach. It was really predictable that he would suck again!
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Saints should have paid Dennis Allen decent money to be a fall guy while they blew up the team under him. Tragically the team still exploded but not in the cap and roster purging way.
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Barudak posted:Saints should have paid Dennis Allen decent money to be a fall guy while they blew up the team under him. Tragically the team still exploded but not in the cap and roster purging way. Pretty much. He’d have been fine as a caretaker while they churned the bad contracts and maybe he turns out to have learned something and puts together a decent team, but those morons let him try to win!
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News: The only team over .500 that the Cowboys have beaten are the Eagles. Views: fuckin' ![]() e. More news: Two of the teams they lost to have a worse win/loss rate than they do, and the other one has the same. More views: still ![]() mllaneza fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Dec 16, 2023 |
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kiimo posted:You made everyone feel so special for a second or two with that link and I applaud you ![]()
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News: https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1735733469076943213?s=20 Views: ![]()
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Macgruber has the best sex scene in cinematic history wtf
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Android Apocalypse posted:News: Is his name prounced like a GIF or Jiff?
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