John Wick of Dogs posted:

Why don't they pasteurize the cow BEFORE they milk it?

Subjunctive posted:

CSPAM is Unearthed Arcana, really

A Frosty Witch posted:

Imagine four buffalos on the edge of a cliff. Say the buffalo nearest the cliff becomes 98% full and is sent to the back of the line of buffalos and takes the place of the first buffalo. The formerly first buffalo becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth corrupts completely. This is none of your concern.

Maigius posted:

Brawnfire posted:

"Diarrhoea" works since it looks like you lost control of your vowels!

Maigius posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Yvh9BsN.mp4

Drone_Fragger posted:

Precisions machines famously love being on fire ans unevenly heated. Makes them stronger, more powerful. Kinda like the trees that survive wildfires.

Javid posted:

Not as warped as the operators will be after feasting on chicken smoked in cutting oil and assorted metal particulates

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OSGEjUR.mp4

Scholtz posted:

Ok so it's wrong to use a lathe for whole chickens, but drumsticks are fine?

UwUnabomber posted:

skeleton warrior posted:

I don’t care how much you ask, we’re not renaming ADTRW to Oriental Adventures

Outrail posted:

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Kitfox88 posted:

Where do you think cows graze idiot

ImpAtom posted:

Speaking of the bible, the place I work got a request to do stuff for a bible-themed CCG game and I am not sure why but it is just the funniest thing to me.



JOB vs SAMSON

Waffleman_ posted:

You would betray the Son of God with a trap card?

ChickenMedium posted:

And now I play my final card: BLUE EYES WHITE JESUS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

"Diarrhoea" looks like a cross between diarrhea and diorama.

Dial A For Awesome posted:

You may have heard of The Day Before, which crashed and burned this week, which has parallels with Star Citizen. The short version is that a glossy trailer promising an open world survival MMO was published to a tsunami of hype back in early 2021. The studio had no pedigree but this didn’t stop it rushing to the top of Steam’s most wishlisted games. It was due to be published in October 2021 but the excuses and delays kept coming. It was finally released on early access on 7 December 2023. Unsurprisingly it turned out to be a terrible bug filled mess that wasn’t close to what was originally promised. A mere 4 days later the publishers closed down.

For Roberts, it’s a cautionary tale showing that finally releasing the game you’ve been promising will pop the hype bubble and bring the money train to a stop pretty quickly.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

lol, I checked and it's on steam but you can't buy it anymore. Less than a week after release.

Neo Rasa posted:

Well poo poo, I should have bought it the day before.

Captain Invictus posted:

Brian Worms posted:

I mean, sure, but if you see yospos in the post history it's a safe bet that they actually do hate poor people. Remember the 'no poors' rule?

AlphaKeny1 posted:

what was the no poors rule

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

"No poors"

AlphaKeny1 posted:

ah

Karate Bastard posted:

Sometimes I scroll this thread and go

You loving idiot.


You loving idiot.


You loving idiot.


You loving idiot.

freeedr posted:

Whoa buddy, I don’t post this often

kazil posted:

lol they're back!

https://collecttrumpcards.com/

robot roll call posted:

CUT MY SUIT INTO PIECES
IT’S WHAT I WORE TO COURT

waffle iron posted:

Can we please stop the low content posts?

Knight posted:

no

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

selec posted:

Have a friend who wears socks indoors but hates the feeling of socks above his ankles, but also buys long socks, so when he’s just hanging around his house he pulls them down and tucks the toes of the sock over his foot back into the tube part at his ankle

Scratch Monkey posted:

I'm not even sure what this means but your friend is a degenerate.

Pookah posted:

Quick mock-up of this guy's bizarre sock situation

GreenMetalSun posted:

i cant believe you made me look at this with my eyes

Pookah posted:

I figured that if I had to visualize it, I'm going to spread the suffering far and wide

selec posted:

Yeah this is accurate. I’ve known him since 1995 so I’m used to it by now

shyduck posted:

Also to what end is this level of "broad expertise"? Sounds like they just want to plug people in wherever

Agents are GO! posted:

I thought it was renamed to "women's studies"?

SimonChris posted:

Phlegmish posted:

lol

That guy is still posting, by the way. Unfortunately, it's in C-SPAM, so the ban must have irreparably scarred him

Kenning posted:

Kenning posted:

SimonChris posted:

forever frend posted:

lol, my country could reduce your pussy rear end country to rubble in 45 minutes. I've not violated any forum rules.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Petey posted:

a lady came up to me after hot yoga and said "you're so brave. you're s o strong." because i did it in a vented n95. buddy, i am not that brave, but i am indeed trying to remain strong.

Platystemon posted:

She thinks that you have cancer lol.

The Pebbler posted:

Check out this loving hilarious billboard. XD



(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

DandyLion posted:

Now a palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1-9MipLEw

Pope Corky the IX posted:

This guy's head looks like a Gushers commercial.

Ither posted:

As requested. Link to NSFW gay site that has the story.

https://str8upgayporn.com/leaked-video-shows-aide-to-u-s-senator-being-hosed-up-the-rear end-in-senate-hearing-room/

Koos Group posted:

As always, I appreciate when anyone makes the effort to find and link direct sources, thank you.

Biplane posted:

Lmfao gently caress off dude. Are you a Three Olives backup account?

GoDie posted:

Drug addict, check.

Depressed? check.

I KNOW I turn to opiates BECAUSE of boredom and depression, no loving question. It's the same reason I abuse legit scripts of almost every kind. I just really don't enjoy life as much without drugs, sad to say, but I realized that a while back. I'm clean now, about a month I think (stopped counting) and I've been a bit of a wreck. I swear by coffee and my adderall. Without those, I'd loving fall apart, no question. I've started drinking a bit at night too (probably a bad idea.)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted: