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Her Dryer posted:I'm late to this I'm sorry but I swear I've seen this exact headline about 100 times in the past two years, if I wasn't very lazy I would look to make some sort of compilation of "Brexit finally about to be good we swear" headlines Despite superficial differences in context and intent, DON'T LET THE SCROOGES GET YOU DOWN is essentially just a holiday-themed CRUSH THE SABOTEURS
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Dec 24, 2023 20:07
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Jedit posted:I don't see the Eye outlasting Hislop, to be honest. They're all old now, and there's no new blood coming through. When Peter Cook handed the magazine over to Ian Hislop, everyone was impressed that he’d give the satirical organ to this fresh young firebrand. It’s a simulacrum of our society that it’s laughable that Hislop would now do the same. At least the transphobia might decrease with Ratbiter gone though.
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Dec 24, 2023 20:27
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Well happy Christmas all. I have to go to bed early, I have an early start in the morning going down to Reading to start work. I do get paid double time tomorrow and Boxing day so that's nice.
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Dec 24, 2023 20:42
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bessantj posted:Well happy Christmas all. I have to go to bed early, I have an early start in the morning going down to Reading to start work. I do get paid double time tomorrow and Boxing day so that's nice. On first reading it sounds like youre starting a new job tomorrow, which would be pretty wild. Enjoy working tho!
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Dec 24, 2023 20:47
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It’s super late here and I just finished Metal Gear Soliding a pillowcase with presents into my kids’ room and swapping it for the empty one there without stepping on any lego, swearing, or otherwise ballsing it up, so improvement on last year. Merry Christmas Ukgoons and hope everyone has a good end to the year.
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Dec 24, 2023 21:10
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NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND IT, NORMAN?!?! YOU HAD BETTER FIND IT BEFORE TOMORROW'S DINNER IN THE GREAT ROOM, NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CECILLY AND CECIL, OUR CHILDREN NORMAN, ARE BRINGING THEIR WORK COMPANIONS , NORMAN ... DID YOU CHECK THE ODDS AND ENDS BOX, NORMAN?!! ... THAT'S NOT THE ODDS AND ENDS BOX, NORMAN, THAT'S THE ODDS AND SODS TIN!!!!!! ... NO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE BITS AND BOBS DRAWER NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 24, 2023 21:16
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crispix posted:NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!  merry Xmas Mrs Norman and every other ukmt goon
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Dec 24, 2023 21:28
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Beefeater1980 posted:It’s super late here and I just finished Metal Gear Soliding a pillowcase with presents into my kids’ room and swapping it for the empty one there without stepping on any lego, swearing, or otherwise ballsing it up, so improvement on last year. (CODEC NOISE.) Snake, if you walk on that floor normally, it'll make a lot of noise and the enemy will hear you. Try crawling.
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Dec 24, 2023 21:36
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The clap of my christmas presents keeps alerting the guards.
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Dec 24, 2023 21:36
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This needs remembering for future use https://twitter.com/David__Osland/status/1738872234221904279
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Dec 24, 2023 22:18
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Gotta say I really dislike battery powered stuff and except for a drill and impact driver all I got are corded or pneumatic tools and I prefer to deal with a cord than batteries. Makes me feel weird. In the house we got a central vac, which I really like, no bags and no filters (the air is blown outside).
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Dec 24, 2023 22:32
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Post your Christmas dinner pics imo. Happy Christmas Eve goons. I'm currently eating a burrito and enjoying a large long island while I camp rare mounts in my dumb warcraft game after I spent the evening building and setting up a raspberry pi for pihole. This year my sister was short on money so I surprised her with a huge waitrose order and she has been joyfully cooking.  I hope you are all having an OK day.
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Dec 24, 2023 22:46
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Here’s mine 
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Dec 24, 2023 23:09
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I thought the stick was a straw and you were supposed to suck it up like jello...
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Dec 24, 2023 23:43
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The 70's obsession with putting everything in gelatin is baffling.
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Dec 24, 2023 23:44
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Nice stocking gift…. NI Top Trumps 
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Dec 24, 2023 23:46
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That's not a salad it's one of those meme horror games the kids like
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Dec 24, 2023 23:47
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Frosty the Hellmann
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Dec 24, 2023 23:53
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Love me wife, love me Xmas, love me gelatin, cabbage and mayo fashioned into a snowman.
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Dec 24, 2023 23:54
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smellmycheese posted:Here’s mine Highly recommend checking your parents house for old cookbooks. Truly nightmare fuel.
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Dec 24, 2023 23:57
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OwlFancier posted:The 70's obsession with putting everything in gelatin is baffling. It's pretty explicable. Fridges were becoming common, so gelatin was now easy for anyone to make but hadn't consequently lost its status as a symbol of wealth yet. Give it a few years, it stops being novel and everyone realises how vile it actually is
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Dec 25, 2023 00:03
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Dabir posted:It's pretty explicable. Fridges were becoming common, so gelatin was now easy for anyone to make but hadn't consequently lost its status as a symbol of wealth yet. Give it a few years, it stops being novel and everyone realises how vile it actually is I get that, what I don't get is how anybody looked at any of those and did not immediately think they were disgusting and not want to make them. Like if rich people start eating deep fried turds it's not gonna make me want to go out and get in on the trend. It doesn't seem like a trend that should be able to be a trend. Who wants to turn every meal into the jelly you get on the bottom of yesterday's refrigerated chicken legs?
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Dec 25, 2023 00:04
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There's a billion and one nakedly unappealing trends throughout recent history that I could point you to if I could remember them. If you think back very hard over your life you can probably think of at least one very stupid thing you got in on that seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Dec 25, 2023 00:09
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There's stupid poo poo sure, just that one in particular I feel like elicits exactly the same response from everyone who looks at it, which is "oh god that sounds disgusting" I think the last trend I did was... maybe yoyos in school?
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Dec 25, 2023 00:13
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Dabir posted:If you think back very hard over your life you can probably think of at least one very stupid thing you got in on that seemed like a good idea at the time. 
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Dec 25, 2023 00:17
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Dec 25, 2023 00:18
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Mebh posted:Post your Christmas dinner pics imo. Happy Christmas Eve goons. I'm currently eating a burrito and enjoying a large long island while I camp rare mounts in my dumb warcraft game after I spent the evening building and setting up a raspberry pi for pihole. Camping for that thing takes me back... I gave up about a decade ago. gently caress the prick.
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Dec 25, 2023 00:20
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fuctifino posted:
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Dec 25, 2023 00:33
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I'm wrapping presents (only 2, and only out of tradition) and shock horror, watching wrestling. Specifically the Baka Gaijin + Friends show from some Tokyo bar where they have no ring and just wrestle on a tiny mat. One of the wrestlers has just ordered beer for the 2 competitiors.
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Dec 25, 2023 00:34
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Failed Imagineer posted:Might feel more Christmassy if it wasn't 14C outside. On the other hand it’s good that there won’t be too many people experiencing it being unpleasantly cold inside this year. Well, not tonight anyway, looks like it’s getting colder next weekend, which sucks.
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Dec 25, 2023 00:53
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Yeah I have been thankful for the mild winter so far, there's plenty of folk who will be better off for it.
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Dec 25, 2023 01:00
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merry Christmas and a free Palestine to you all 
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Dec 25, 2023 01:08
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crispix posted:merry Christmas and a free Palestine to you all 
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Dec 25, 2023 01:15
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Dec 25, 2023 01:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_tCnxAjEWA
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Dec 25, 2023 01:22
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fuctifino posted:
I have made a legitimate and peaceful request for pineapple caked in miracle whip!
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Dec 25, 2023 01:29
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fuctifino posted:
The closest I can imagine to eating this is being delboy
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Dec 25, 2023 01:38
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Merry Christmas, comrades
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Dec 25, 2023 02:08
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sebzilla posted:Merry Christmas, comrades
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Dec 25, 2023 02:35
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