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LeeMajors posted:the banks opened 400 completely empty brick-and-mortar locations last year and needs some cash flow is that why the brand new chase bank down the street has been leaving me increasingly insistent invitations to just stop on by in my voicemail?
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Mad Wack posted:is that why the brand new chase bank down the street has been leaving me increasingly insistent invitations to just stop on by in my voicemail? they probably also have data indicating that in-branch customers are 20% stickier/likely to open a credit card than online-only
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Jan 1, 2024 22:56
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Mad Wack posted:is that why the brand new chase bank down the street has been leaving me increasingly insistent invitations to just stop on by in my voicemail? i read somewhere that folks correlate physical locations with longevity (which lol if you’ve paid attention to any banks over the past 15yrs) so it’s basically a way to project power. like US military bases across the globe, but somehow more predatory.
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Jan 1, 2024 23:00
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Brick and mortar banks should be open more often if they want drop in traffic, like car dealerships. Let the branch managers and mortgage officers stay until 8pm or so, you'll never get anyone if you're only open during banking hours. That's when people work!
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Jan 1, 2024 23:32
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gradenko_2000 posted:I agree, you should turn on motion smoothing on your TV for more frames, which looks better Doesn't smoothing blend between frames or something stupid? That's not more frames that's making the frames you already have shittier.
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Jan 1, 2024 23:46
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https://twitter.com/IRStaxpros/status/1741587617563529380
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Jan 1, 2024 23:51
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upgrade your brain firmware and you'll see over 45fps
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Jan 1, 2024 23:56
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is pepsi ok posted:The entire American Idiot album never mentions Bush or anyone in the Bush administration by name, nor does it mention anything specific that Bush did. "one nation controlled by the media" uh pretty sure it's the other way around. and here they were doing damage control for the same nation
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Jan 1, 2024 23:58
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BULBASAUR posted:upgrade your brain firmware and you'll see over 45fps this is what Sam Bankman-Fried was doing with selegiline. he was famously a dedicated gamer. rip.
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Jan 1, 2024 23:58
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lol why did this just show up in my fb feed
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Jan 2, 2024 00:14
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i had a dream last night about flathead screws because of this
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Jan 2, 2024 00:15
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed s type look amazing
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Jan 2, 2024 00:22
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed Your chart is missing the Swastika  Guaranteed to strip out if someone uses a Phillips bit on it.
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Jan 2, 2024 00:26
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Jan 2, 2024 00:33
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gently caress me I hate flatheads any time I encounter one outside of finish work I just smh and sigh
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Jan 2, 2024 00:46
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pozidrive my round hole
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Jan 2, 2024 00:49
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how many goons does it take to screw in a Phillips head screw?
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Jan 2, 2024 00:56
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depends. does your house have stairs?
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Jan 2, 2024 00:59
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed no pentalobe 
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Jan 2, 2024 01:04
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deep....deep.... into the red
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Jan 2, 2024 01:07
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Mola Yam posted:pozidrive my round hole
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Jan 2, 2024 01:17
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed what is this internationally-recognized 6lobe designation, where's my god-fearing Torx name as He intended in His patent
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Jan 2, 2024 02:35
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed We've been through this. They monitor everything you do on the internet.
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Jan 2, 2024 02:37
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gradenko_2000 posted:We've been through this. They monitor everything you do on the internet. The real tinfoil hat moment is when something pops into your mind that you hadn't been looking up or talking about and you never follow up on that thought or even speak of it out loud and then a day or two later you get recommended a video about it.
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Jan 2, 2024 02:41
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Mola Yam posted:pozidrive my round hole
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Jan 2, 2024 02:52
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super sweet best pal posted:The real tinfoil hat moment is when something pops into your mind that you hadn't been looking up or talking about and you never follow up on that thought or even speak of it out loud and then a day or two later you get recommended a video about it. Never happened to me. You must be rather predictable.
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Jan 2, 2024 02:55
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i say swears online posted:lol why did this just show up in my fb feed h-type looks like a huge nerd
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Jan 2, 2024 03:03
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blatman posted:h-type looks like a huge nerd my percolator has those so nerds can't take it apart with a flathead
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Jan 2, 2024 03:29
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blatman posted:h-type looks like a huge nerd tag yourself, I'm spanner
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Jan 2, 2024 03:31
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Robertson != square
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Jan 2, 2024 03:35
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nomad2020 posted:Your chart is missing the Swastika Little known fact: groverhaus was constructed using only these screws.
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Jan 2, 2024 03:44
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super sweet best pal posted:The real tinfoil hat moment is when something pops into your mind that you hadn't been looking up or talking about and you never follow up on that thought or even speak of it out loud and then a day or two later you get recommended a video about it. it's called confirmation bias anyways the real answer is the internet is a giant advertising network collecting every thing you do and sharing (selling) it around and are able to develop predictive behaviors for advertising. everything , literally everything, tracks how long you spent reading/watching a post/video which is extremely valuable because every extra second you spent looking at a tweet about shoes means you might want to buy shoes; what websites you clicked when you searched; your phone/car is sharing your GPS data everywhere your at and what you might be stopping at; your credit cards are selling every purchase you make and what/where it is; and all of your contacts/friends/roommates data and what they're doing as well combined with yours so they probably have targetted predictive behavior advertising that super sweet best pal is interested in skydiving because they're looking up how to tie noose and where to get prozac filled for cheaper than cvs, or stared at a gif of someone skydiving on xitter for 3 seconds longer than most people.
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Jan 2, 2024 03:55
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Potato Salad posted:tag yourself, I'm spanner i already did im h-type
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Jan 2, 2024 04:12
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Willa Rogers posted:A level I can only hope to attain one day. "medical debt collectors score easy payday"
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Jan 2, 2024 05:12
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or 
story (or maybe both) to start the new year:
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The Oldest Man posted:"medical debt collectors score easy payday" “hostages freed after ransom paid”
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Jan 2, 2024 05:18
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Ne Cede Malis posted:“hostages freed after ransom paid” "world's largest kidnapping ring makes an easy million bucks again"
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Jan 2, 2024 05:19
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Seriously what's the upside to buying debt that the holders priced at roughly 1% odds of being paid back? Does it clear off the debtors' credit reports faster, or does formally forgiving it ensure that not even 1% will ever be bullied into actually paying some of it back?
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Jan 2, 2024 05:31
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putting a market order on medical debt for 0.5% knowing this charity set a floor at 1%
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Jan 2, 2024 05:37
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Seriously what's the upside to buying debt that the holders priced at roughly 1% odds of being paid back? Does it clear off the debtors' credit reports faster, or does formally forgiving it ensure that not even 1% will ever be bullied into actually paying some of it back? I'd imagine it's super cheap.
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Seriously what's the upside to buying debt that the holders priced at roughly 1% odds of being paid back? Does it clear off the debtors' credit reports faster, or does formally forgiving it ensure that not even 1% will ever be bullied into actually paying some of it back? It gets scummy debt collectors off of poor people's backs, eliminates the chance of them having wages garnished (depending on jurisdiction) or similar abuses inflicted on them in the future, etc. It's very much a "4th grader mows lawns to pay off fellow students lunch debt" kind of thing, but it is very nice to be a random beneficiary of it. Kind of like winning a lottery without ever paying to play it. But that's it.
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