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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ive eaten that same order since loving sophomore year of high school. I'm sure there's more that could make it taste better but its comfort food at this point


ooof madone






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016





UFOTacoMan posted:

he's doing the arm pull hand shake
very alpha

it makes his arm look like it's 1ft long

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1742666989795979558

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

kaleedity posted:

it makes his arm look like it's 1ft long

He has to do that to keep people from knowing about his freakishly long fingers

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Lladre posted:

I've heard alot of announcements over the years at airports. But this is the first one for calling parents back to the gate for their kid they left behind.

maybe the kid sucks

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap

Ted Wassanasong posted:

That poo poo kills the scene.

yeah not a fan of people lying about what's in their drugs. one of a number of reasons I stick to weed

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

the milk machine posted:

maybe the kid sucks

like martin short's clifford

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

the milk machine posted:

maybe the kid sucks

I guess. I just can't imagine actually leaving your kids behind after you land versus leaving your destination.

It was London, by the way.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Rubellavator posted:

like martin short's clifford

one of the funniest movies in the history of film

"I wanna say.... Mason?"

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

that man needs to be in the nfl, did you see that loving jump

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

the milk machine posted:

one of the funniest movies in the history of film

"I wanna say.... Mason?"

opinions on it seem very divided but i really loved it as a kid.

"Look at me like a human boy!" is one of my favorite lines of all time

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

the milk machine posted:

one of the funniest movies in the history of film

"I wanna say.... Mason?"

it's made funnier by the fact that Clifford genuinely makes people mad. like the fact that the movie exists at all is angering to a lot of people.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Did I miss the Epstein list

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I was making soup

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
you post 16 pages, whaddya get
another page deeper and probed you bet

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i'm seeing octuple... four boob cops??

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i'm seeing octuple... four boob cops??

you messed it up

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

ex post facho posted:

you messed it up

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Lladre posted:

I guess. I just can't imagine actually leaving your kids behind after you land versus leaving your destination.

It was London, by the way.

this is the plot of home alone 2 lost in New York starring Donald J Trump

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NThsT7M4uA

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


This titty obsession must end. By force, if necessary.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
lol WM still dishing out the probes for each post. perfecto

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This titty obsession must end. By force, if necessary.

control yourself

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
partica-tuped

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This titty obsession must end. By force, if necessary.

No

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i used to be a noble skeleton. now i am just boobs

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Sherbert Hoover posted:

i'm seeing octuple... four boob cops??

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1742679867970158592

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1742681537991110763

Oh boy, this time he’ll definitely show up and this time he’ll testify.

Just like all the other times he said it, Maggie!

he might show up to the E Jean Carol case cause he was mad his lawyers didn’t bring up vagina the cat last time

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

I said no!

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


fake

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


i forget if those are boobs or tits

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
they're blue footed boobies, IDIOT

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
*throws his boobs into the air* god!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It is 2032, the second year of Pittsburgh Fentanyl President's reign. Breasts are now illegal.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

ex post facho posted:

*throws his boobs into the air* god!

fortunately they can fly

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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It is 2032, the second year of Pittsburgh Fentanyl President's reign. Breasts are now illegal.

I'm sorry, but I will not let you get away with this.

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