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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/emanuelmaiberg/status/1757427206442320016 what a lovely paywalled spam site anyway here's some of the goofy content from the reddit post this was taken from:  
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Feb 13, 2024 22:03
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Vox Nihili posted:what a lovely paywalled spam site that's so me, i'm so trad
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Feb 13, 2024 22:05
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that guy eating an oyster?
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Feb 13, 2024 22:05
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only blue bimbo im interested in, is, thats right - liara tsoni
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Feb 13, 2024 22:05
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here are some more assessment questions from other companies using this same software (the blue guys appear to be specific to Olive Garden for some reason)     
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Feb 13, 2024 22:08
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Feb 13, 2024 22:10
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drat that’s so me. things happen to me like, every day.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:10
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Vox Nihili posted:here are some more assessment questions from other companies using this same software (the blue guys appear to be specific to Olive Garden for some reason) oh you KNOW that's me!!
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Feb 13, 2024 22:11
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clicking "not me" on every picture. that is not me in the picture. that is a blue man next to another blue man.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:13
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me
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Feb 13, 2024 22:13
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Feb 13, 2024 22:14
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that's you dude that's not me
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Feb 13, 2024 22:14
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I mean, shock surprise the questions are all just painted over "will you submit as often and as hard as possible y/n"
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Feb 13, 2024 22:15
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I remember interviewing at Michaels like a decade ago and they had questions that were literally just "will you steal from the store?"
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Feb 13, 2024 22:16
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Vox Nihili posted:here are some more assessment questions from other companies using this same software (the blue guys appear to be specific to Olive Garden for some reason) That's how Italians look once you put on the They Live sunglasses
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Feb 13, 2024 22:18
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tech guys reinventing human interaction thank u 
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Feb 13, 2024 22:18
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passed the test easily. working hard! eager to learn! customer is right! never stressed! fast paced!
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Feb 13, 2024 22:20
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7%/250 laid off from instacart
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Feb 13, 2024 22:21
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bummer, they should've worked harder.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:22
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I remember interviewing at Michaels like a decade ago and they had questions that were literally just "will you steal from the store?" Some noble souls legit think it's no big deal. They're right.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:22
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ikanreed posted:Some noble souls legit think it's no big deal. they are right, it's also very funny to imagine a guy eyeing the question and then writing as his answer "why, are you cool with that??"
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Feb 13, 2024 22:23
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I remember interviewing at Michaels like a decade ago and they had questions that were literally just "will you steal from the store?" what did you say i bet if you say "no" then that's just confirmation that you're a liar and cannot be hired
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Feb 13, 2024 22:24
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show them you aren't loving around and steal during the interview
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Feb 13, 2024 22:25
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grab some pens. steal the interviewer's water bottle. Just take poo poo.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:25
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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/emanuelmaiberg/status/1757427206442320016 how does this not just drive the amount of people applying for jobs to 0 or result in only applications where someone speed clicks on the first answer
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Feb 13, 2024 22:28
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Re local businesses being replaced by national chains because rent keeps going up on retail space - Hobby Lobby offered the owner, Oxford Developer Group, more money for a building than the convention center using it was paying, so Oxford is ejecting the convention operators on June 1st and telling their year+ of booked events to just eat poo poo. https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/mon...JA45PLNONDBYHE/ quote:MONROEVILLE, Pa. — The Monroeville Convention Center is set to be converted into retail space in the coming months, leaving some events in shambles.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:29
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Kafkaesque recruiting/orientation practices are actually really good prep for working chain retail or food service.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:29
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how does this not just drive the amount of people applying for jobs to 0 or result in only applications where someone speed clicks on the first answer This country has zero safety nets and unemployment is garbage/completely worthless.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:29
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how does this not just drive the amount of people applying for jobs to 0 or result in only applications where someone speed clicks on the first answer You can trade money for goods and services such as food and people need to eat.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:30
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how does this not just drive the amount of people applying for jobs to 0 or result in only applications where someone speed clicks on the first answer if you're applying for jobs you're already spending unending hours entering and re-entering the same information into workday or whatever dozens of times a day so 15 minutes clicking on funy pictur is basically a vacation rachel ray romano posted:Kafkaesque recruiting/orientation practices are actually really good prep for working chain retail or food service. it's also this. like how spam email scams specifically target the dumbest idiots out there, the kinds of places that use those things want employees that will shut up and do whatever they're told
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Feb 13, 2024 22:31
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Things happen to me.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:31
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how does this not just drive the amount of people applying for jobs to 0 or result in only applications where someone speed clicks on the first answer thats part of the purpose of these things, to create hurdles that thin out applicants there is an underlying assumption that the people who go through with all of the BS are more desperate for the job, which is usually what employers prefer
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Feb 13, 2024 22:40
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I remember interviewing at Michaels like a decade ago and they had questions that were literally just "will you steal from the store?" One assessment I took asked how I would describe my crack cocaine use: Heavy, Heavy but Under Control, Light, or Do Not Use They proceeded to do the same with PCP, Meth, Marijuana, and Heroin, each time scrambling the order of the answers so you couldn't just click through without reading
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Feb 13, 2024 22:52
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I remember interviewing at Michaels like a decade ago and they had questions that were literally just "will you steal from the store?" I was at a restaurant once where a manager conducted an interview in the booth behind me and the only questions she asked were do you have your own car and can you work weekends.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:56
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is pepsi ok posted:I was at a restaurant once where a manager conducted an interview in the booth behind me and the only questions she asked were do you have your own car and can you work weekends. God, in a functional society, you could get that down to one question.
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Feb 13, 2024 22:58
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Points to Tesla in restaurant parking lot. "Yep, that's me!"
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Feb 13, 2024 22:59
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Feb 13, 2024 23:02
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chappie // not chappie
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Feb 13, 2024 23:04
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why is number red? has everyone been doing their affirmations?
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