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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Without me you'd be looking at the outside through bars

Beware..........

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Without me you'd be looking at the outside through bars

Beware..........

oh so this is ur fault huh

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
my car is kind of hosed up so i'm staying in a 100+ year old hotel that looks like it was pretty nice back in the day but now it's all run down and the doors don't shut right because the frame is starting to tilt. anyway, the guy who checked me in has disappeared and i don't think anyone else is staying here tonight and the internet tells me there are no car shops within a 6 hour drive that are open on sunday

so i guess i'm just gonna hang out in this haunted mansion alone with my case of beer and no way to escape and drunk-fight hotel ghosts until monday

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


aren't we all

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Turdfuzz posted:

one time i watched god die

You're almost 2,000 years old?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
cummmmmm

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
If you're fighting fair, then you're fighting stupid.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007




this is the good poo poo

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

PDP-1 posted:

my car is kind of hosed up so i'm staying in a 100+ year old hotel that looks like it was pretty nice back in the day but now it's all run down and the doors don't shut right because the frame is starting to tilt. anyway, the guy who checked me in has disappeared and i don't think anyone else is staying here tonight and the internet tells me there are no car shops within a 6 hour drive that are open on sunday

so i guess i'm just gonna hang out in this haunted mansion alone with my case of beer and no way to escape and drunk-fight hotel ghosts until monday

where the hell are you

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://packaged-media.redd.it/4ack...ee86f8565c0#t=0

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

PDP-1 posted:

my car is kind of hosed up so i'm staying in a 100+ year old hotel that looks like it was pretty nice back in the day but now it's all run down and the doors don't shut right because the frame is starting to tilt. anyway, the guy who checked me in has disappeared and i don't think anyone else is staying here tonight and the internet tells me there are no car shops within a 6 hour drive that are open on sunday

so i guess i'm just gonna hang out in this haunted mansion alone with my case of beer and no way to escape and drunk-fight hotel ghosts until monday

you’re gonna need more than a case

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

bebop esq posted:

where the hell are you


the light in the bathroom flickers constantly adding to the haunted mansion vibe.

Solarin posted:

you’re gonna need more than a case

tbh, i think i got the wheel fixed. fixed-ish. i just need to get (checks map) 145 miles out of here without the patch blowing out. might chance it tomorrow.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


It would just be Jill trying to coax him into bed while he confusedly wanders around the room telling nonsensical anecdotes for 30 mins.

colonelwest has issued a correction as of 09:30 on Feb 24, 2024

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
trump

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work
The eliminatorkA

PDP-1 posted:


the light in the bathroom flickers constantly adding to the haunted mansion vibe.

tbh, i think i got the wheel fixed. fixed-ish. i just need to get (checks map) 145 miles out of here without the patch blowing out. might chance it tomorrow.

tyre troubles eh?

have you tried calling buddykins?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

That's the fuckkin bates motel dude. Someone is going to stab you.

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
ive seen enough… Mr trump is bad

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
Not A Good Person

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
teumt

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Zeriel posted:

That's the fuckkin bates motel dude. Someone is going to stab you.

whatever. i'm going to take a completely unnecessary shower now

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXCAhRp5gVI

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Lpzie posted:

hello.... sorry ive been gone, was interviewing for the Trump 2024 campaign. can't say more. u understand.

wb

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

fun fact that was produced before 9/11 so the first lyric(s) are hilarious

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

lpzie tipped over that moon lander

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Without me you'd be looking at the outside through bars

Beware..........

the gbs trump thread is insane

putin isn't behind everything. he's not a marvel villain

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Turdfuzz nooo!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

boroda posted:

ive seen enough… Mr trump is bad

you aren’t even giving him a chance

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

CODChimera posted:

the gbs trump thread is insane

putin isn't behind everything. he's not a marvel villain

consuming mass media uncritically destroys brains utterly, and that’s perfectly normal. we’re the weirdos.

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
Hostile and insular™ just like America's favorite President (TRUMP).

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
aaaafuckyou

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

goddamn it lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

another beautiful night in Trump's America 🥱🛌🏼🌕

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
as a clairvoyant ghost I predict some rear end in a top hat from Pennsylvania will count this post and make a comment about it tomorrow morning

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
lol this song “I’m rich but I still eat Dennys” I dunno how to feel about that. who doesn’t need a 3am slamburger every now and then

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Lpzie posted:

another beautiful night in Trump's America 🥱🛌🏼🌕

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



I'm enjoying a cold raclette sandwich with a liter o beer from auntie Anne's at the Frankfurt airport. I don't want to go back to America :(

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
8=D

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Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
fancy boy

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