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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

It also looks like cum

my cum is more transparent than wood glue

this is concerning

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Cum should have the consistency and color of cottage cheese, no?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Biplane posted:

Cum should have the consistency and color of cottage cheese, no?

Drink more water and gently caress less lasagna hth

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I wouldn't call Wonka a particularly subtle movie, and it's a bit uneven in general, but I gotta give it credit for actually having a fairly well put together story. Stealing and remixing all kinds of concepts and gags from various Dahl stories feels like a bit of a cheap way to stay on-theme, but it works.

What I found interesting is a lot of call-backs have the villains doing things that Wonka does in the original; a kinda clear throughline that Wonka knows a good trick when he sees it, and while he's learning things the hard way he also picks up on the techniques and methods. The whole ridiculous contract with the fine print is a pretty obvious callback to the Wilder movie, but also the laundry being a sealed-off workplace, where nothing comes in but materials and nothing goes out but the products, is something he clearly saw the advantages of after dealing with sabotage. Also kinda funny the contrast between the boarding house owner keeping him and the others in extortionate indentured servitude for an arbitrarily imposed debt, vs the Oompa-Loompa taking what he considers his people owed from Wonka, but in a far more reasonable and pragmatic way- only occasionally taking a jar of chocolates and never too much to put Wonka out of business, so he'll be able to make more chocolate tomorrow. Also not to mention with the laundry, Wonka figures out how to automate the tedious, backbreaking and mind-numbing work so the staff can use their actual skills... just realising that may be a reference to how Charlie Bucket's father loses his job, heh.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Not a movie, but a show.

Wife and I have been watching our way through Firefly, where there is a character named Book. He's a priest (called a Shepherd here), but throughout the show seems to have a large amount of advanced knowledge of criminal activities, Alliance (the colonial government) protocols, has an ID card that got him advanced medical treatment on an Alliance ship, and is a very accurate shot. It's pretty clear there is a lot more to him than meets the eye.

In this last episode, a skilled bounty hunter sneaks onto their ship and manages to surprise Book after taking others out easily, getting the drop on him and seemingly knocking him out. HOWEVER, when the bounty hunter later comes through the area with another character as a prisoner, they come across Book's unconscious body, which is in a different spot than he initially fell. The prisoner character comments on how the bounty hunter attacked a shepherd, and the bounty hunter incredulously says "that ain't no shepherd". At the end when the crew is all talking and recovering from the ordeal, a character is giving Book lip about how he got his rear end kicked, to which Book seems to jokingly reply that he actually gave the guy a hell of a fight.

All the details (especially the one about his body being in a different spot) add up to suggest that he did, in fact, fight the bounty hunter and very nearly won.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Been watching true detective season 1 again; early in the seson Rust says he's never once been in a room with a perp for more than ten minutes before knowing whether they done it or not. In one of the later episodes he's visiting Billy Lee Tuttle the church head in his office ostensibly to talk about a case involving former staff, but really just to get a read on him. Rust spends six minutes in the room with him before he knows Tuttle is guilty as gently caress and for a split second a look of smug triumph washes over Rust's face. I thought it was neat :shobon:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Biplane posted:

Been watching true detective season 1 again; early in the seson Rust says he's never once been in a room with a perp for more than ten minutes before knowing whether they done it or not. In one of the later episodes he's visiting Billy Lee Tuttle the church head in his office ostensibly to talk about a case involving former staff, but really just to get a read on him. Rust spends six minutes in the room with him before he knows Tuttle is guilty as gently caress and for a split second a look of smug triumph washes over Rust's face. I thought it was neat :shobon:

love that scene, theyre both so goddamn smug in their different ways

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

love that scene, theyre both so goddamn smug in their different ways

It's wild how good season 1 is. I must have watched it half a dozen times by now and every time I notice something new.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Ugh, damnit. You guys are going to make me watch it again. I had poo poo to do tomorrow.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


I talked my girlfriend into watching it for her first time a couple months ago. Such a good fuckin show.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Ugh, damnit. You guys are going to make me watch it again. I had poo poo to do tomorrow.

Someone once told me time is a flat circle. You're going to be in that room, watching that show again. And again. And again. Forever.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i was right about this then, and im right about it now.

Carthag Tuek posted:

true detective, ep 5

when they cross the walkway over the water in the beginning, they are in exact lockstep. when they walk back over, they come gradually out of sync

about minutes 8 and 18

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Carthag Tuek posted:

i was right about this then, and im right about it now.

What action takes place in the middle? Is that the raid on the house?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Biplane posted:

Someone once told me time is a flat circle. You're going to be in that room, watching that show again. And again. And again. Forever.

The original thread was so loving funny. They used this reasoning to suggest it had to do with a DVD which was so stupid I found it endearing and oddly clever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mauser posted:

What action takes place in the middle? Is that the raid on the house?

yeah. also its where the suzhet and the fabula start to diverge for real

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I just need you guys to stop saying odd poo poo, ok?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I just need you guys to stop saying odd poo poo, ok?

We're not going to make the thread a place of silent reflection

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i just realized, when laszlo is wearing the cursed hat & gets his cape stuck in the cab's door and it just drives off, that is because hes not visible in the rear view mirror :pusheen:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Carthag Tuek posted:

i just realized, when laszlo is wearing the cursed hat & gets his cape stuck in the cab's door and it just drives off, that is because hes not visible in the rear view mirror :pusheen:

It's actually because he's wearing the cursed hat, hth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Baron von Eevl posted:

It's actually because he's wearing the cursed hat, hth

its not cursed!

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Not a movie but watching through Northern Exposure, season 5 episode 20. Maggie and Maurice are going to build a plane together. She calls the 6 packages “crates” and Maurice corrects her by calling them “cases”. This is a pretty fine packaging distinction that is fairly esoteric. Earlier he verified condition and count before the Bill of Lading is signed. And they had the delivery done by a company that would actually be delivering things to rural Alaska.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Carthag Tuek posted:

i just realized, when laszlo is wearing the cursed hat & gets his cape stuck in the cab's door and it just drives off, that is because hes not visible in the rear view mirror :pusheen:

Lmao of course

I love that character. The dumbest smart person to ever exist. Clearly a creative genius, just as clearly thick as poo poo.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Some of the smartest people I know are complete morons

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Birds of a feather i guess

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



flavor.flv posted:

Some of the smartest people I know are complete morons

You think I'm smart?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That reminds me of this anecdote from the filming of one of the LOTR movies

This is an older joke than that, I think. I remember Jonathan Frakes mentioning it on the Star Trek: Insurrection commentary as something from the TNG sets.

Commentary is better than the movie.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Some Fallout continuity I appreciate in the show: There are no supermutants because they would have mostly all died out by that point because the facility that was producing them was destroyed in Fallout 1. Ignore them appearing in Fallout 3, 4 or 76 for whatever weird rear end reason.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HopperUK posted:

Lmao of course

I love that character. The dumbest smart person to ever exist. Clearly a creative genius, just as clearly thick as poo poo.

You think lazlo is dumb, and he sure as hell is. But then you meet the other two and realize Lazlo is basically a genius by vampire standards

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

credburn posted:

Some Fallout continuity I appreciate in the show: There are no supermutants because they would have mostly all died out by that point because the facility that was producing them was destroyed in Fallout 1. Ignore them appearing in Fallout 3, 4 or 76 for whatever weird rear end reason.

I thought we saw one on a gurney in the second episode in one of the Enclave scenes

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Flint_Paper posted:

I thought we saw one on a gurney in the second episode in one of the Enclave scenes

Well, maybe, there might be a few of them left.

It never made sense they were on the East coast. It barely made sense they were in Fallout: Tactics, but at least there was a plot that supported it.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

I mean you can get angry about the lore all you want, but they aren't ever going to go away just like the Brotherhood of Steel. They are too much of an iconic part of the series to ever stop being used.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

credburn posted:

Well, maybe, there might be a few of them left.

It never made sense they were on the East coast. It barely made sense they were in Fallout: Tactics, but at least there was a plot that supported it.

Why not? Like...couldn't some smart guy make a second Super Mutant factory back east?

Granted, my Fallout knowledge is limited to like 4 hours of 3, 10ish of NV, and (to my shame) like 20 hours of 4.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I thought at some point Bethesda just said, yeah there was another place making FEV on the east cost. Possibly in 76?

Edit: Just quickly skimmed some random Fallout wiki. Apparently there's at least four strains. Two military ones, one institute one, and one west-tek one.

So I guess when Bethesda want Super mutants somewhere they shouldn't be they just make up a new strain. :shrug:

(This is also apparently "why" they look different and have varying levels of intelligence in different games).

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
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DrBouvenstein posted:

Why not? Like...couldn't some smart guy make a second Super Mutant factory back east?

Granted, my Fallout knowledge is limited to like 4 hours of 3, 10ish of NV, and (to my shame) like 20 hours of 4.

The problem I have with it is FEV produced super soldiers (according to logs), but it alone didn't produce the supermutants. I think it's kind of fuzzy, how that comes about in Fallout 1; Richard Grey (I think his name was) fell into a vat of FEV and became a blob of flesh that melded with the machines to become The Master, and it was his effort, after a lot of experimenting, that produced the supermutants. In his log he talks about experimenting on animals and different people and he finally realized that you could only produce good supermutants from vault dwellers because they weren't dirtied by all the radiation in the air (I think Fallout 2 retconned this slightly to say that the vault dwellers were the only acceptable candidates to become supermutants because FEV is in the air and technically everyone on the planet except vault dwellers are mutants now)

So the way I see it, in order to get supermutants, you need both FEV vats and The Master.

ALTHOUGH

Now that I think about it, Harold and Grey went to the facility specifically because there were mutants around. But I don't think they were the same types of mutants.

The supermutants in Fallout 1 are definitely a product of The Master and his thing, and the supermutants in Fallout 2, Fallout: Tactics and (I guess) Brotherhood of Steel are all the remnants of The Master's supermutant army. There's several plot points in Fallout 2, Tactics, and Brotherhood of Steel that pertain to the supermutants' inability to reproduce and how they're dying out.

So those things on the East Coast might be FEV-infused soldiers of some kind, but it doesn't make sense that they would be anything like the supermutants from classic Fallout.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Fallout lore chat is forever poisoned by a pedantic fanbase largely spawned from the No Mutants Allowed webforum; some of whom wish to disregard Fallout 2 canon because it's too tonally different from Fallout 1, and some of whom are critical of elements of the original Fallout's canon because it's too dissimilar to Wasteland, a completely unrelated post apocalyptic rpg.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I mean east coast mutants look and act different from west coast mutants because it's a different strain and they don't have the master. They are orcs instead of the "next level of human evolution."

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I think it's just real lazy writing for Bethesda's Fallout to be like, "Uhhh well we got mutants, too! Yeah they have a similar facility over here."

It's like what if a Star Wars sequel relied on there being another Death Star thing like they used in A New Hope. Come on.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

credburn posted:

I think it's just real lazy writing for Bethesda's Fallout to be like, "Uhhh well we got mutants, too! Yeah they have a similar facility over here."

It's like what if a Star Wars sequel relied on there being another Death Star thing like they used in A New Hope. Come on.

Haha can you imagine.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I'm assuming it was a joke but isn't there a Death Star in like four of the movies?

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'm assuming it was a joke but isn't there a Death Star in like four of the movies?

A death star appears in like 7 out of the 9 star war's'

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