copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

pentyne posted:

whoever suspected that Malachite_Dragon might be a DarkId alt, well....



Goon is either carrying water for one of the most outrageous liars ever to grace SA or has been fully compromised by TheDarkId

That DICK! posted:

wasn't that my avatar? am i tdi

IndestructibleCat posted:

I should share with all of you one of the funniest messages I have ever received from Hikkiari about Id's """"suicide attempts""""

Scholtz posted:

If you have a loved one that is continuously attempting suicide via firearm, it is EXTREMELY important that you keep those guns inside the house and make sure they have easy access to them.

Snooze Cruise posted:

The only way this could get funnier is if turned out the lesbian daughter was faking her death to throw off the scent of some terrorists and starts killing us off one by one in revenge after her father dies.

Spaced God posted:

Alright you're gonna have to make this one make sense to the rest of us because I don't think I've heard whatever thjs is

Scholtz posted:

If you have a loved one that is continuously attempting suicide via firearm, it is EXTREMELY important that you keep those guns inside the house and make sure they have easy access to them.

Yaoi Gagarin posted:

I think someone checked earlier and they are not an alt?

sebmojo posted:

Dark id is just nohman and another very old alt.

Scholtz posted:

If you have a loved one that is continuously attempting suicide via firearm, it is EXTREMELY important that you keep those guns inside the house and make sure they have easy access to them.

Spaced God posted:

I'm going to file "has so much PTSD I don't remember my own name" in the head for when someone keeps trying to hit on me at the bar

Endorph posted:

maybe hes bad at russian roulette because she unloaded all the guns and didnt tell him

Pigbuster posted:

He coulda just said “I’d rather not tell you my name” and instead faked amnesia to buy him enough time to load up badass-names-generator.com

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Okay - so you walked in on him with a gun in his mouth?

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Still lolling at the “met my hot assassin wife because we were both contracted to kill the same person” story

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Still lolling at the “met my hot assassin wife because we were both contracted to kill the same person” story

Homeless Friend posted:

jumanji 2?? this looks so dumb i might have to watch it

Antivehicular posted:

Now I'm thinking about the Special Forces stolen-valor guy from GiP years ago, where after the big reveal, everyone was surprised because he'd made totally logical complaints about the military pay website despite never serving? Like, the dude had done research on the pay portal so he could bitch about it? That's committing to the bit.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Okay - so you walked in on him with a gun in his mouth?

HolePisser1982 posted:

Wanna play some Halo?
"Hhmmrmmrurmimbub"
Dont talk with a gun in your mouth sweetie.
"Y-yeah I'll be down in a minute."

copy posted:

YOURE KILLING YOURSELF!!!

no im naaaaahhhhht

GO PLAY HALO NOW

nah righ nooooooowwwww

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

Ibblebibble posted:

Sorry to get serious for a moment here, but legendary Let's Player The Dark Id has announced that his terminal cancer has caught up to him and that he'll be checking out pretty soon.

So if you ever enjoyed one of his many LPs like I have, today's a good time to reread them.

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Lol wtf.....

https://twitter.com/slowbeef/status/1764469042113372160

Ibram Gaunt posted:

https://twitter.com/HmImThinking/status/1127278878357999617

Homeless Friend posted:

lmfao @ slowbeef audio

"i asked him what his name was"
"I've forgotten my name. I've seen too much combat., i think it was caleb cross"

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Lmao tfw you want to fake your death but you don't want to lose your gamerscore

FutureFriend posted:

flatluigi posted:

The 7th Guest posted:

drat is there nothing this guy doesn't do badassly

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lmao

https://x.com/PlushMayhem/status/1764506978020180062?s=20

Fluffdaddy posted:

I am 100% sure he was pulling a Koalas March with an alt in his LP threads too.


His Shadowhearts LP:


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860785


His Alt Account:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860785&userid=124714


I love goons

speng31b posted:

Uhhhhhh

Rea posted:

Live update:



He's gonna try to explain things, oh boy.

Autisanal Cheese posted:

AndyAML posted:

before he really dies for real, here's one more story of TDI's badass ex-military wife who is very real and quotes nier inbetween killing dozens of russians


not to be outdone, TDI himself logs onto discord to brag about how watching 24 and listening to jazz makes him a nazi killing machine

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Wait he did what now

https://twitter.com/tudabee_/status/1764518823427010582

really queer Christmas posted:

here's the post with the kid doodles as an lp update

Stux posted:

IndestructibleCat posted:

I should share with all of you one of the funniest messages I have ever received from Hikkiari about Id's """"suicide attempts""""

really queer Christmas posted:

really queer Christmas posted:

really queer Christmas posted:

IndestructibleCat posted:

Also I need to share this one

really queer Christmas posted:

I'm done for the night lol

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

from tvtropes lol

Endorph posted:

my daughter was tragically trapped in a timeloop

Kurtofan posted:

watch out people, nefarious forces are trying to mislead us

Kurtofan posted:

ok i don't want to post too much more, just the discords mod posted this to tell people to shut the gently caress up about doubts about tdi's demise

and

There's no way thats not a sockpuppet right

it's the same "badass" posting style and everything



it seems to have worked since people are talking about soups and poo poo now

Paladinus posted:

*cough* *cough*

I haven't got a lot life left in me, folks.... I'm coughing my lungs out and my hands are to week to even hold a bazooka. The only solace to me is this old drawing by my son/daughter that consoled me many times on long and dangerous missions, it helped me when his sister/she died, and now, looking at it, I am at peace..... I thought I'd quickly scan and share it here while I still can operate home appliances up to a submersion blender. Just something to remember me by apart from my industry-changing LPs and preventing at least three nuclear wars.



(sorry about the blood)

*cough* *cough*

I will miss you all, wherever I'm going.

Feel free to @taroyoko on twitter, too. We haven't exchanged texts in a while and I'm sure he's worried sick.... Not cancer sick, but still.

Anyway, I feel it's coming, the cold embr

*gah*

*dies*

biosterous posted:

Nitnen posted:

one brave fan is going around begging the trolls of the general public to leave the discord members alone, who nobody has thought about even one time

Harlock posted:

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Still lolling at the “met my hot assassin wife because we were both contracted to kill the same person” story

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The details of my life are quite consequential.

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update

oddium posted:

was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it

slack jawed goldfish brain in a yetee samus shirt: christ. good luck. and don't worry about the update