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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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the mod has the same writing voice as them lol
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Mar 5, 2024 12:42
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 My real brother who is awaiting trial for mega murder....  ...Yes, I am a tool of war
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Mar 5, 2024 12:42
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and lives with them ... yeah thats Id lol
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Mar 5, 2024 12:42
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Kurtofan posted:...Yes, I am a tool of war
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Mar 5, 2024 12:45
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Getting your dick stroked by embarrassing fanfic...gently caress you. Anyway, there I was, facing down Ben and Jerry at the top of the millennium tower
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Mar 5, 2024 12:45
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This may be the most insane guy ever for this site.
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Mar 5, 2024 12:46
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Funky See Funky Do posted:This may be the most insane guy ever for this site. not even close lol
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Mar 5, 2024 12:46
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Kurtofan posted:
Either the mod is Id or they're being catfished by Id pretending to be a japanese lesbian, I don't know which one would be funnier.
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Mar 5, 2024 12:47
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This guy is insane (funny) rather than insane (troubling)
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Mar 5, 2024 12:48
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the sex ghost posted:South of the border they call him el heladero lol  
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Mar 5, 2024 12:51
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the origin story?? 
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Mar 5, 2024 12:52
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the sex ghost posted:Getting your dick stroked by embarrassing fanfic...gently caress you. Anyway, there I was, facing down Ben and Jerry at the top of the millennium tower (four guys exit a helicopter in front of an ice cream shop) Okay, everyone pick an rear end to kick
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Mar 5, 2024 12:53
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Kurtofan posted:
hes a tool alright
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Mar 5, 2024 12:54
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 gently caress *punches wall*  Yeah definitely  Scratch, i saved 20 people, not 7, but some weren't even hunted by hippos so I don't know if that counts as saving...  eVERYONe....
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Mar 5, 2024 12:55
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Runa posted:(four guys exit a helicopter in front of an ice cream shop) 31 flavors… of pain!
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Mar 5, 2024 12:56
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 jsdjdshdj he's so modest
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Mar 5, 2024 12:58
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hey he did in fact provide a home for that person. she lives inside his head
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Mar 5, 2024 12:59
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ohh so close to realize....
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Mar 5, 2024 12:59
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no wait, “return to the 31 flavors”
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Mar 5, 2024 12:59
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Kurtofan posted:lol I don't know what you guys are doubting him for, you can totally threaten people who are in charge of major government offices and get zero repurcussions.
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Mar 5, 2024 13:00
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the sex ghost posted:This guy is insane (funny) rather than insane (troubling) dude has got a higher kill count than covid. you should be troubled
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Mar 5, 2024 13:01
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 how are you both a japanese immigrant and also have family that was in ww2 internment camps
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Mar 5, 2024 13:01
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(to the head of ICE, who is laying on the floor crying): the only question you need to ask yourself is...one scoop *cocks shotgun* or two
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Mar 5, 2024 13:03
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Ibblebibble posted:I'm not sure how to feel about being the guy who started this chain of 1500 posts worth of lols and revelations. Maybe now is a good time to announce my death via terminal cancer in 16h 34m. Any further posts after that will be because I have bequeathed this account to my 1 year old nephew. Namaste, all. drat. Sorry to hear it. If you have a Patreon I could support so your Japanese adoptive daughter or whatever can carry on your legacy on Xbox Live just link it
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Mar 5, 2024 13:04
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Meat Wagon posted:dude has got a higher kill count than covid. you should be troubled oh shittt   ...this close to going full masterchief, i don't know how long i can restrain him
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Mar 5, 2024 13:04
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got my assignment drop (they sneak it into my happy meal) and my target is... my own brother? Cripes. the mormons are not gonna be happy about this *cock's shotgun*
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Mar 5, 2024 13:06
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after years of being unfortunate enough to trust that man, Kurtofan has decided to become the TDI rememberer
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Mar 5, 2024 13:07
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Runa posted:after years of being unfortunate enough to trust that man, Kurtofan has decided to become the TDI rememberer they call me....number 3
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Mar 5, 2024 13:08
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This is cringey as gently caress i don’t think i have the strength to follow it anymore
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Mar 5, 2024 13:09
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Mordiceius posted:Yeah. This is where I was. I wasn't in his discord. The only things I (thought) knew about The Dark Id was that he did LPs of games that I liked and that he did government contract security work. The latter of which isn't super unusual or uncommon. My stepdad did that for a few years. So when his "daughter" died, I had no reason not to believe it. I hadn't heard any of the stories. I think it's fine if you weren't paying close attention and you only knew him from the occasional twitter post. Better than being cynical and disbelieving out of reflex. But if you were a member of this Discord where he was apparently talking non-stop about how he's actually Solid Snake in real life, you might need to examine how you came to be that gullible
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Mar 5, 2024 13:13
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Kurtofan posted:should have made multiple pics in one post oh well The right-side-of-history slant to his lies is what brings it over the top for me. Almost every single aspect of his lies has some social cause angle, it's absolutely ridiculous. Pay gap in the assassin industry, turning down death squad assignments from Nestle, beating up homophobes and nazis, fighting against Russian imperialism, saving animals by the dozen... I suspect playing Japanese games was also some form of fight against racism, hence the very ~Asian~ fake best friend. It's either a power fantasy or very mean and crude satire. Maybe he's a secret chud who wants to see how gullible the dang snowflakes are and how many obvious lies they would lap up if the lies were in support of *current thing*?
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Mar 5, 2024 13:23
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Lube Enthusiast posted:This is cringey as gently caress i don’t think i have the strength to follow it anymore its still funny, lube enthusiast
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Mar 5, 2024 13:24
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it rules that all his personas type in the exact same internet tough guy voice
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Mar 5, 2024 13:24
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he writes like a ctrl-alt-del character
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Mar 5, 2024 13:25
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the mod has the same writing voice as them lol That's what happens with best friends all the time, their writing voices synchronise. You would know if you had a friend.
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Mar 5, 2024 13:27
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Paladinus posted:That's what happens with best friends all the time, their writing voices synchronise. You would know if you had a friend. I got friends! I got plenty of friends! Friends like DisbyWorl and BisbyYorl and so many more!
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Mar 5, 2024 13:29
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the sex ghost posted:This guy is insane (funny) rather than insane (troubling) lol
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Mar 5, 2024 13:30
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Kurtofan posted:
No-no-no. She's American and got her Canadian citizenship. Pay attention!
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Mar 5, 2024 13:31
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thedarkid is gonna beat up so many people's dads for all this slander
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Mar 5, 2024 13:33
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a cartoon duck posted:thedarkid is gonna beat up so many people's dads for all this slander he'll have to use his fists, his mod is already borrowing cock's shotgun
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