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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

howd the speech go

Pretty good

https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1765957533464678624

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mustached Demon posted:

lmfao she's in the loving kitchen

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
please give me a No Labels Team! gangtag thx and god bless

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


it was so she could pull out an ice cold 🎵cerveza cristal🎵

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Rudeboy Detective posted:

gently caress that's rough

why'd he do that

biden needed all the senzu beans to go with his uppers

unironically toriyama was loving 68 and had created crazy poo poo why was he still overworking on anime dammit retire motherfucker :smith:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Pitiful Wannabe Pirate Dan Crenshaw is on CNN whining about Biden attacking Republicans lol

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

kaleedity posted:

unironically toriyama was loving 68 and had created crazy poo poo why was he still overworking on anime dammit retire motherfucker :smith:

america hosed up japan in the short and long term with mega capitalism

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

my tone when Cheesecake Factory brings out the raspberry when I specifically asked for the chocolate chip slice

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Female senator comforting you unintentional ASMR

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

She reminds me of that gif of the lady ripping her home apart after looking out the window

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I have never seen Twitter more unified in their response to anything in my life.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I have never seen Twitter more unified in their response to anything in my life.

this was Marco Rubio tier bad

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8?si=_rMcU249OOqYY9tp

This new senator lady reminded me of the mom from this

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


big novice bene gesserit witch trying to compel me but just isn't that good at using the voice vibes

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
white women are poo poo

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
white men are also poo poo

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
POV: you're in a pivotal scene playing a misunderstood politician in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/KatieBrittforAL/status/1765952579979313312

omg a few seconds into this I realized my hand was over my mouth.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

no twitter goku saying he just heard from King Kai :smith:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Buddykins posted:

it is a good day to trump
:haibrower:
https://x.com/pissvortex/status/1765940643703017794?s=20
pissin'


Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Louisgod posted:

white men are also poo poo

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
hi gamers

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mustached Demon posted:

he did exactly what he needed to

Thank you, Chuck Todd

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Buddykins posted:

dont give a gently caress about any of these evil fuckers speeches i just want my trumpy bear
me neither this brtending job sux let's do some quiet quitting on this whole market-bear affair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMI_bQLYO8

a.lo posted:

I GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHAT I SAY IN THIS THREAD FOR REASONS
:) thx

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


joe biden, rise from your grave

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/KatieBrittforAL/status/1765952579979313312

omg a few seconds into this I realized my hand was over my mouth.

i thought this was rashida jones for a second before i hit play

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Rudeboy Detective posted:

big novice bene gesserit witch trying to compel me but just isn't that good at using the voice vibes

her tone is too forced

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

a.lo posted:

I GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHAT I SAY IN THIS THREAD FOR REASONS

Real a.loof

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

which one is democracy, trump or the other guy?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
oh my yes inviting the omni-susan to respond to a drooling moron abno is definitely a savvy media move

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1765925605605089374?t=Z3LzFoN91ZFr0yztaHSTRw&s=19

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Heyyyyy :wave:
the following is not directed at you, KBoom'r, but at ALL gamers, ESPECIALLY the #1 gamer of all Trumps, yes, the big guy. Tonight's official peanut gallery State of the Union Shitposter's award goes to: :drum: drumroll please

Mister catty himself, fatty mcprez the pissbitch

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
Please keep posting Americas hottest senator. Real mature stuff

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Lux Anima posted:

me neither this brtending job sux let's do some quiet quitting on this whole market-bear affair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMI_bQLYO8

:) thx



I've been listening to these guys a ton the last few months. Good poo poo.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Vim Fuego posted:

which one is democracy, trump or the other guy?

Everything is going to be ok.

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

Please keep posting Americas hottest senator. Real mature stuff

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


-action hero voice- i am democracy -blows away caricature of woke-

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Inspector Hound posted:

Everything is going to be ok.
TROOF: God is in the machine, people! Turns out: the robots were human after all! Can you believe that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuHO8p0wS0

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


trum: doritos cheesy gordita crunch using a chalupa shell instead of that flatbread thing, large baja blast

biden: 3 hardshell tacos, supreme, no sauce, diet pepsi

think about this, america

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Hello, I'm Donald Trump. When I shake my head, you can hear pills rattling

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