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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

It was making fun of me, therefore I suppressed it

So all we have to do to avoid probes is mock the IK? Duly noted, chowderhead.

credburn posted:

They're designed to be awful. Every thing about these things are deliberate and by design. It's intentionally bad.

But enough about your posts.

Hollismason posted:

No seriously what are Lara Trumps qualifications. Was she like a business person right? Maybe some sort of fundraiser?

God doesn't call the qualified, he qualifies the called!

Random Stranger posted:

Congress Votes that Their Great Grandchildren Have to Put Down that Phone and Pay Attention to Them

:lol:

(It's funnier because of how many goons are right there beside them, also yelling at that cloud.)

Edit: loving terrible snipe.

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

nine-gear crow posted:

Cumming and making GBS threads in front of a thrift store?

no, it's much less coherent than that

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

The Locator posted:

I am assured by the MAGA dude that I argue with on another website all the time, that they simply got rid of all the people not doing their job, or were RINO's and this was a great move for the RNC!

That guy is 99% correct.
The missing 1% is that there are still a lot of RINO's and lazy people in the RNC.
It's is still infested with the Swamp-like people.

And the RNC needs to keep on getting rid of people to purify themselves.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

TulliusCicero posted:

So she decided to not be a complete loon huh?

Sounds like she might still be a partial one

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



TulliusCicero posted:

So she decided to not be a complete loon huh?

It's a weird ruling since she'll allow the arguments to dismiss the case on these transparently spurious grounds again later. Cannon is still a very lovely judge who is looking for ways to rig the case for Trump.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:

Sounds like she might still be a partial one



Random Stranger posted:

It's a weird ruling since she'll allow the arguments to dismiss the case on these transparently spurious grounds again later. Cannon is still a very lovely judge who is looking for ways to rig the case for Trump.

She's going to get herself kicked off, like she clearly is way over her head in this

Honestly just charge his rear end in Jersey with a different judge already

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Not sure you understand Georgia's traditional values there, champ.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
"But I thought I was one of the good ones!"

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

This is the hardest I ever laughed in this thread, thank you.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Cannon is clearly trying to ride the knife edge of what she can get away with on Trump's behalf while avoiding outright removal herself. If she gets the boot, she can't help Trump anymore. The evidence is solid so all they can do is keep putting up reasons to delay delay delay and hope Trump can pardon himself after the election.

It's going to be up to the voters.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1767902777580134862

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe

PhazonLink posted:

sucking off is very inefficient*, has he thought of just doing hand jobs and some sort of dick sorting algo?



*surely theres a way to optimize dick sucking

he'll do okay as long as he remembers what Nancy taught him

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Who or what puts their measurements and IQ in their username

IQ 90

Suck on it you idiot.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Propaganda Hour posted:

My man that was over twenty years ago

No. They went 1-2 in September last year.

:911:

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002
one of the crappy things about all of this is no matter how harmful and immoral the behavior of politicians becomes, there are people in our real lives who consider it rude to ever briefly point it out.

like any amount of criticizing terrible harmful behaviors from people in power makes you the bad rude guy in their mind.

it's not like i'm standing up in the middle of a wedding screaming about republicans. there are just some who apparently want to live a permanent fantasy and never think or talk about actual problems, while others just don't have the luxury of completely ignoring all of politics eternally.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Oscar Wild posted:

No. They went 1-2 in September last year.

:911:
I'm 36 and the Jets have been poo poo awful every season my entire life

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

TulliusCicero posted:

So she decided to not be a complete loon huh?

Cannon seems just able to do all this stuff without pushing it too far and losing the case which is maddening

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Tai posted:

Not sure you understand Georgia's traditional values there, champ.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Fishmasher posted:

one of the crappy things about all of this is no matter how harmful and immoral the behavior of politicians becomes, there are people in our real lives who consider it rude to ever briefly point it out.

like any amount of criticizing terrible harmful behaviors from people in power makes you the bad rude guy in their mind.

it's not like i'm standing up in the middle of a wedding screaming about republicans. there are just some who apparently want to live a permanent fantasy and never think or talk about actual problems, while others just don't have the luxury of completely ignoring all of politics eternally.

:decorum: at all costs. They will allow any crime or atrocity to happen around them because the REAL problem to them is that you're disturbing the peace by pointing it out.

The "if we stop testing for covid, there is no covid" solution to every problem.

Anal ostriches.

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002

Sedgr posted:

:decorum: at all costs. They will allow any crime or atrocity to happen around them because the REAL problem to them is that you're disturbing the peace by pointing it out.

The "if we stop testing for covid, there is no covid" solution to every problem.

Anal ostriches.

lol, thank you

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Never thought that Alex Jones would be on BBC, but here we are!

PhazonLink posted:

sucking off is very inefficient*, has he thought of just doing hand jobs and some sort of dick sorting algo?



*surely theres a way to optimize dick sucking

There is, and don't call me Shirley.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
We've had a lot of fun here today, but where do I sign up for the sucking off?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




ElGroucho posted:

We've had a lot of fun here today, but where do I sign up for the sucking off?

https://www.kennedy24.com

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Why did the judge give them 30 more days? He's complicit?

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002

the "truth". there's that word again. the biggest liars, propagandists and conspiracy theorists i've ever seen in my life all seem to be in love with that word.

get the "real news" from "truth media". the truthiest truth we've ever truthed.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Tokelau All Star posted:

I was in a tour group on Mackinac Island with a large group of Mennonites (I know its different) who kept loudly going on and on about all the horrific poo poo they were fantasizing about doing to Gretchen Whitmer. It was disgusting and my partner and I had to just walk away in the middle of the tour because she could tell I was ready to fight a bunch of farmers.

If they were actual farmers, that's a very physically demanding job and I'm sorry to say they would have wrecked you.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Every time I hear about Amish or mennonites I think of Noah Dyck from Letterkenney

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Agents are GO! posted:

So all we have to do to avoid probes is mock the IK? Duly noted, crowderhead.

Counted
Apr 28, 2023

Fishmasher posted:

one of the crappy things about all of this is no matter how harmful and immoral the behavior of politicians becomes, there are people in our real lives who consider it rude to ever briefly point it out.

like any amount of criticizing terrible harmful behaviors from people in power makes you the bad rude guy in their mind.

it's not like i'm standing up in the middle of a wedding screaming about republicans. there are just some who apparently want to live a permanent fantasy and never think or talk about actual problems, while others just don't have the luxury of completely ignoring all of politics eternally.

I've noticed this, too.

One of my pet peeves is when I'm told I'm "being political" after someone already brought politics into the discussion. Saying "hey, are you aware the guy you're talking about in such glowing terms was charged and/or documented kicking puppies" shouldn't be treated as rudeness when the alternative is sitting across from this person, staring ahead blankly as they monologue about Representative Puppy Kicker as some defender of freedom or something.

I can't stop people from wanting to stick their heads in the sand when it comes to politics, but I draw the line at situations like these where someone brings politics up and then criticizes you for pushing back on what they're saying ten seconds later on in the conversation. If they wanted a brunch conversation, they should've stuck to brunch topics. Simple as.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Texas news again




Hi, I live in Texas and I'm not a Christian. This person's personal problems do not apply to me.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Waffle House posted:

Hi, I live in Texas and I'm not a Christian. This person's personal problems do not apply to me.

I believe you'll find that the great state of Texas has decided they do

It's ok, you can cross the border and get legal weed, abortions and internet porn in New Mexico

Counted
Apr 28, 2023

Waffle House posted:

Hi, I live in Texas and I'm not a Christian. This person's personal problems do not apply to me.

You could madlib these two sentences to apply to any red state's GOP legislators with only a few words changed out, it's honestly quite striking lol

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Waffle House posted:

Hi, I live in Texas and I'm not a Christian. This person's personal problems do not apply to me.

They sure do, get hosed. Don't live in Texas. It sucks for people who can't realistically leave Texas but at a certain point I just stopped giving a gently caress about those who insist on continuing to live there. Also gently caress pornhub they should have offered free porn for Texas residents or something and just taunted the lovely state.

edit: This wasn't intended as a personal attack on anybody just a frustration that Texas sucks and I want it to fail/get better. I do not think anyone owes me an explanation as to why they live somewhere, nor do I not think there are zero valid reasons for staying in Texas.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 15, 2024

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Waltzing Along posted:

Why did the judge give them 30 more days? He's complicit?

Something like 31k pages of evidence got dropped on the case in a day. Team Trump is asking for 90 days delay, DA is saying they are ready to go but are fine with up to 30 days. Judge hasn't decided anything yet.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Texas news again
:yeeclaw:
"the children were always the target"
all that lucrative child money pouring in is finally gonna stop!

god drat it's always projection, PLEASE check this prson's internet history.
at least the children won't get to see boobs before they're shot in the face at school. victory right there.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Just LOL, I’m seeing people in my home town in Oklahoma talking about not being able to reach pornhub.

There’s a huge internet hub/backbone right outside of Dallas a lot of their internet traffic gets routed through, and I can only assume it’s the pornhub Texas geoban cascading over, where it thinks they’re trying to browse Pornhub from TX rather than OK.

Just LOLs all around for the GOP these days.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

InsertPotPun posted:

"the children were always the target"
all that lucrative child money pouring in is finally gonna stop!

god drat it's always projection, PLEASE check this prson's internet history.
at least the children won't get to see boobs before they're shot in the face at school. victory right there.

Mods have moved to the Tex Arse.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Ted Cruz now heading to the islands strictly for his stepmom porn fix

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Duck and Cover posted:

They sure do, get hosed. Don't live in Texas. It sucks for people who can't realistically leave Texas but at a certain point I just stopped giving a gently caress about those who insist on continuing to live there. Also gently caress pornhub they should have offered free porn for Texas residents or something and just taunted the lovely state.

This seems like a reaction that the incumbency here is hoping to capitalize on; wish I DID have the money to move out of state, but I've also lived in the extremely liberal Austin my whole life, so this is just one more thing for Abbott/Cruz/Paxton to get caught with their hands in any number of cookie jars.

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