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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
euroshopper's brain uses the wrong ram lol

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very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

euroshopper's brain uses the wrong ram lol

i wish someone would ram euroshopper's brain... perhaps with a Dodge Ram...

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

blood in the water

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Why do goons try and make themselves the main character and think this is going to work out for them?

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



They presumably did main character poo poo before they reregged.

Falconer
Dec 7, 2003

Did you know, I was THE MOON once!

Yes! You see, one night it turned out the moon had been STOLEN!

The animal people asked ME to take its place as I am so WISE and BRILLIANT!!

sweet geek swag posted:

Why do goons try and make themselves the main character and think this is going to work out for them?

Because just like all of the previous goons, the train of thought basically boils down to: "It didn't work for them but it'll work for me because I'm the one doing it."

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Terrible Opinions posted:

They presumably did main character poo poo before they reregged.

yeah it's exhausting

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Terrible Opinions posted:

They presumably did main character poo poo before they reregged.

yeah it was in the anime subforum until they were banished from it

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Thinking he should be ended... promptly.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ban the weirdos please

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

Antivehicular posted:

Just reading a five-billion-page-long CCCC thread from 2014, as one does

I still have the old webcomics thread bookmarked, big whoop, wanna fight about it??

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

uh, yes, obviously

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Frank Frank posted:

Ban the weirdos please

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


Back off from oomfie

nrook
Jun 25, 2009

Just let yourself become a worthless person!
gently caress, I was reading this thread while making an old fashioned and I got bitters on my phone

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

you're retarded

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
can we ban the freak pretending to be a zoomer please

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

what makes you think they're pretending?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

cumpantry posted:

what makes you think they're pretending?

they care too much poo poo about poo poo that happened when they would have been a toddler

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't know what age they are and don't particularly care because they should be crushed by a fat chocobo regardless

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Dongicus posted:

you should be killed

Stux posted:

im going to kill you, personally

i want to say something with a similar result but a different perpetrator but itll result in me getting banned. farewell

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

they care too much poo poo about poo poo that happened when they would have been a toddler

"Online Person who has obsessively studied internet drama that happened when they were like 8 years old" is not an uncommon archtype unfortunately but their posts are still insanely alienating. It doesn't matter if you post it to mock it, your posts are full of the kind of online brainrot that has to come from a very Bad Place mentally and your conclusions are way off base so even if you Get It (and we do, we all know what hosed up internet poo poo is) it's baffling.

mycot has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Mar 24, 2024

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

He’s probably not but euroshopper feels like a worms butthole guy rereg to me.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

He’s probably not but euroshopper feels like a worms butthole guy rereg to me.

worms butthole delphisage

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Delphisage struck me more as a person really insecure about not having the "wrong" opinions. Euroshopper posts are like if an IPad baby was raised on 4chan.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Sisal Two-Step posted:

is that book any good? i've thought about picking it up.

i just finished reading no one is talking about this, which features a cameo from forums ball posting superstar the golden man.

I haven't finished it but I don't think it's that great (and honestly I picked it because of the cover art and title). The whole thing starting with an apple peeler is fascinating but as antivehicular stated the pacing is strange and the spiral from emotional manipulation to writing up an abusive contract is way too fast

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I haven't finished it but I don't think it's that great (and honestly I picked it because of the cover art and title). The whole thing starting with an apple peeler is fascinating but as antivehicular stated the pacing is strange and the spiral from emotional manipulation to writing up an abusive contract is way too fast



that looks cool

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

He’s probably not but euroshopper feels like a worms butthole guy rereg to me.

Nah Worms Butthole Guy did re-reg and was instantly found out by his incredibly worms butthole posts in SAD

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
reading ftw

subs not dubs

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Half of Dracula posted:

Lmao. Let us know if it gets funny enough

Just so you all know it got funny enough

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

(chuckles) oh?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

Hell yes.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

(chuckles) oh?

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

mycot posted:

Delphisage struck me more as a person really insecure about not having the "wrong" opinions. Euroshopper posts are like if an IPad baby was raised on 4chan.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



soviet elsa posted:

I had a scary conversation with my friend last night. We’ve got the mutual attraction so that is good. And she actually kissed me which is good. Really good actually <3.

And we kinda decided to figure things out in at least a few months. She was already driving me to the hospital anyway, doing all of that. So I’m happy.



Fluffdaddy posted:

Why are you writing fanfic and lying to these folks in E/N?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

:yeshaha:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Fluffdaddy posted:

They are a poster named Edgar Allen Ho that asked for a self ban. They talked constantly about being a guy who did adult films with their wife. Now they are pretending to be a lesbian woman from Russia?

While not bannable its just hosed up to pretend to be something for sympathy in a serious forum like E/N.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
why does this keep happening lol whats going on is something in the drinking water

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Lmfao

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An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

wah hah hah

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